Last time

"SNAKES!!!!!!!!"

Jiraya jumped from foot to foot desperately trying to avoid the slithering enemies while Science professor Orochimaru jumped upon the stage and franticly gathered the numerous snakes in his hands.

"Fluffy?! Has anyone seen fluffy?" Just then a snake larger than at least 5 feet slowly slithered across the feet of the panicking principal. "There you are Fluffy!!"

But most of the sophomore class weren't happy to see the python Fluffy instead they were mortified. Students jerked themselves from their seats and ran to the exits in desperate desire to reach safety but it was far away. Once students reached the auditorium doors the cages full of creepy crawlies were opened and in time many students were screaming and yelling, frightened by the obvious threat to their lives.

Students tried to avoid the insects on their way out of the auditorium by running pass them quickly and straight onto the freshly waxed floors. Now not many students in the school are athletic and in turn they aren't too quick on their feet. Some managed to make a close turn but many ran into the lockers adjacent from the auditorium doors, many being bruised by the strong impact.

And once the students saw the exit they thought they were free, but they thought wrong! Once the students reached the closest exit a gang of dogs burst in through the doors and chased the fearing teens to the exit on the other side of the school. Many slipped and were trampled by the onslaught of dogs while some jumped into classrooms trying to avoid the mangled mutts and THEN……the dogs calmly turned around and ran to the exit leaving the petrified students alive.

Sasuke and Gaara were having the time of their lives. Both boys can't remember the last time they laughed so hard but Damn it had been awhile. The boys were basking in the glory of their prank when Sasuke slipped from the metal overhanging and pummeled to the stage while Gaara reached for him and also started to fall but both were abruptly stopped when they each felt a strong grip on one of their ankles. The boys looked up to see none other than the perverted and angry Jiraya.

"Oh….. you two are in for a shit load of trouble."

Both boys looked up at him in apathy while Sasuke crossed his arms and added a "Hn…" for good effect.

"Do you know how many people were injured today?" An angered principal asked the two emotionless teenagers in front of him.

"Like we care.", answered an annoyed Sasuke.

Just then the final bell rang and the boys stood from the uncomfortable and stiff plastic chairs.

"Sit your asses back down I'm not through with you yet!", shouted a man who had run out patience.

"Out of 375 sophomore students 200 were injured! We even had some parents file law suits on us! And all for the amusement of two rich prissy selfish spoiled teens."

Gaara growled at the principal for the insult and was about to retort with one of his quick witted comments but Jiraya beat him to it.

"Now their summers are ruined!" Sasukee snorted at the stupidity of that statement. "Yeah right, when your injured you get special treatment and everyone is pussyfooting around you. I wouldn't mind being injured for my whole life."

Jiraya smirked at the statement and an unwanted chill ran down the spines of the two teens.

"Is that so, well then I bet you wouldn't mind meeting some friends of mine heh?"

Sasuke was about to refuse but Jiraya used the ultimate punishment. "I don't want to fail you guys on your junior year but if I must I will."

Both boys let out an animalistic growl and reluctantly snatched the paper stating the address from the prosecutor's hands and left the office.

Jiraya picked up the phone and dialed the number when she picked up the phone, "Tsunade speaking how can I help you?"

"It's Jiraya you old hag. But the 2 will be there tomorrow make sure they know they'll be visiting those two the whole summer."

"Alright ya perv they better be here tomorrow."