"Urm ... ouch. Is it before or after 6?"
I open my eyes and try to look around but I see nothing. Well, I can't see shit for some reason and im used to darkness like its my sixth sense. "Did I hit my head in my sleep again? 'Cause my head hurts."
"Saul?" ... "MAM!" ... "Okay what the fack?" I close my eyes and start to think, trying to remember if anything happened before.
"APPLEBLOOM?"
"Oh, where did that silly little filly get to this time?"
Okay, I would have to be deaf in order to miss that yell from behind me ... I wonder if I regained my vision yet?
Im gonna try with the count of 1 ... 2 ...
"THREE!"
"WHOA SHIT!"
I open my eyes quickly and turn my head a little, wondering who shouted.
"ALRIGHT MISSY, IM GONNA FIND YA'LL AND GROUND YA FER A MONTH!"
Hang on a second ... isn't that Applejack from my little pony friendship is magic?
"If she got hurt then im never gonna forgive myself for not givin' 'em a time to come home."
"she must be after her little sister ... and why does my stomach feel so heavy?"
After confirming I regained my sight, I look around and then look down to my belly, seeing something rather strange.
"Applebloom? how'd she get here ... and on my stomach more to the point?"
I think I hear chatter over in the trees ... and so close to my farm too?
"well first thing im gonna do is get this little one home ... I hope. now if I followed Applejack's voice I could find out a way to ponyville and find some help."
I take a deep breath before exclaiming-
"APPLEJACK?"
Hope 'twas loud enough 'cause that hurt my throat.
I rub my neck since it stung a little from my shout.
"Applebloom! Oh, praise Celestia."
My assumption was correct as I see that it was indeed Applejack I had heard before.
Well, i'll be damned. It is Applejack!
"Hey Applejack!" I wave to her, forgetting that I am Human.
"Huh?" She turns her attention to me and gives a startled and confused look.
"Yeah, im just as confused as you, Applejack. Trust me."
"uh huh? well, I don't know how you know who I am or anything, but I can see you haven't hurt lil' Applebloom. Who are ya anyway?"
"Well, i'd be happy to explain."
Suddenly, my stomach growls which stifles a laughs from me.
"Seems im a bit hungry"
"I noticed." Applejack says to me, giving me a strange look.
"Why the look?" I ask her.
"You ain't gonna go around eatin' anypony, are ya?" she suddenly gives me a cold stare, sending a sense of fear through my body.
"No! I wouldn't do that. I mean sure, my species eat meat but we aren't cannibals ... mostly."
"You sure of that?" She states, still giving me a bit of a stare.
"Positive!"
She removes her stare and sighs. "alrighty then, I believe ya."
I sigh and smile "Thanks."
"One thing though." She says to me, causing me to look down a little.
"What is it?" I ask her, hoping it's an easy question.
"How in the hay do you know about me?" she asks me with a little bit of curiosity in her expression.
"Oh boy ..." I sigh and think of how to answer.
