Tony woke slowly, sitting up and rubbing his face as he nursed a slight hangover. He looked to the side, and did a double take, grunting softly and blinking hard as he stared at the body in the bed beside him. What the fuck…? He prodded the sleeping god gently, then rolled him over, frowning a bit more. What the FUCK. "LOKI?" the billionaire yelled, startling the other awake.

Loki sat up slowly, rubbing his face and looking at him, "Oh… I see you've awoken… Good… Good…" he smirked as Tony's face reflected the fact that he thought this was anything but 'good'. "Oh… I suppose you want some sort of explanation, don't you.."

"Yeah I want a fuckin' explanation!" Tony yelled, sitting up more and looking at him angrily. "I went to bed with myself and wake up next to the god of too much hair product and yeah, I want to know what the hell is going on!"

The god frowned slightly at the attack on his hair, then sighed, running his fingers through it to smooth it down. "Well, Stark… I needed some way to ensure that I would not be reported to the appropriate authorities, after you saw the disguise that I used to sneak out of Asgard… I knew you were a narcissist, so therefore the idea that I could sleep with you, as you, and therefore have something to blackmail you with, came easily."

He shrugged, then rubbed the side of his face before scratching the back of his neck. "I mean, Tony… You really wouldn't want people knowing that you would sleep with yourself. I mean, though the thought might not be too believable, without irrefutable proof, but…" he flashed back to being Tony for a second, then grinned at him. "I can quite easily provide that."

Tony's expression dropped from an annoyed scowl to a somewhat afraid looking, blank expression. "Not… Cool." he muttered, then sighed. "Does big tall and blonde know it's you or…?"

"Yes, he knows… Does that affect how you are going to react to this situation, or…?" Loki gave a soft smile, already knowing what the answer was going to be.

"No… The big guy doesn't quite get what's going on… He wanted us to treat you with kid gloves the last time you were here, simply because you're his brother…" he laughed, shaking his head, completely unaware of how the words had quieted Loki's thoughts.

Thor had tried to get them to go easy on him… Because of their 'brotherhood'? But Thor knew… He… Knew… That he wasn't actually his brother… Thor did keep harping on about how it didn't matter… How he was his brother, no matter what… But…

Loki looked back to Stark, tilting his head a bit at him. "Interesting… Now, I hunger.. I shall go acquire some sustenance for myself… I'll see you around then." he chuckled, then got up, magicking clothing onto himself before walking out into the main area of the apartment.

The god of mischief was making breakfast when Thor walked out, hair a mess and in his boxers, leaning on the counter. He cleared his throat, calling Loki's attention to him, startling the other a little with his dress, or lack thereof. "Thor.. Why are you not dressed?"

"I have not the clothing here to change into, and unlike you I can not make it appear out of thin air…" Thor smiled, shaking his head a bit and running his fingers through the golden locks to try and smooth them out a little. "Loki… What happened with Stark? Has he awoken as of now? I did notice that he liked to sleep in…"

Loki nodded. "Yes… We had a lovely conversation this morning… He should be joining us shortly…" the raven haired god gave a charming smile, setting out three plates on the table along with three hot cups of coffee. He glanced to the door as Tony walked into the kitchen, the billionaire dressed in jeans and a Iron Maiden t-shirt. He sat at the place that was left after the gods were seated, mumbling his thanks to Thor, who redirected them towards Loki.

"What? Loki cooked this? It's good though!" Tony gave a surprised laugh, looking to the god who was looking a mixture between confused and amused as he watched the other two eat the food he'd prepared. "Mm… And I don't feel funny… 'S not poisoned…" he looked at Loki with a crooked smile, shaking his head. "Right… Well thanks for breakfast then Loki…"

Loki gave a little nod, then ate some of his own food, making sure to tease Thor as much as he could while he ate. He sucked and licked around the small sausages he'd made, getting grease on his fingers and sucking them off as well…

Mm… that looks really good… Damn Loki had a talent for making things in his mouth seem much more sexual than they actually were… Wait. No Thor, you told yourself you wouldn't… He's your brother remember that.. No. Bad Thor. Stop thinking that sort of…

By the end of the meal, Thor was going mad. He was having streams of mental images crashing into his brain over and over, bombarding him with extremely startling and embarrassingly arousing ideas of things Loki could do with that talented mouth instead of wasting it on food…

Tony excused himself, becoming equally as aroused by Loki's antics, even though they weren't directed at him. He made some sort of excuse about having work, then disappeared in the elevator, going to the R&D floor to visit Bruce.

The billionaire snuck up on the other scientist, this time using a trick electroshock pen to zap his elbow and startle him by ways of a greeting. "Ah! Tony…" Bruce chuckled, rolling his eyes and shaking his head. "You know, if you keep pushing that… Eventually…"

"Yeah, but I'd probably have to throw a table at you or something…" Tony shrugged, grinning at him and leaning on the table. "Soooo What are we working on? Physics?"

Bruce nodded. "Well you could call it physics. Technically you can call anything physics as long as it exists, and even then, there's theoretical physics… Anyway, I'm looking at a bit of Steve's DNA… I'm curious to see how the serum actually altered him… As opposed to-"

"Big green rage monster." Tony interrupted, laughing and nodding. "Yeah, I get it… But you know… You don't want to dwell on it to much.. It could really drive you crazy you know…" Tony's voice got serious by the end and he leaned in a bit, looking into Bruce's eyes with concern.

"I'll be fine Tony…" Bruce smiled, then shook his head. "Your concern is touching, really it is…" he jotted some notes down, then looked back into the microscope, frowning a bit. "Interesting…"

"Hmmmmmmmm?" Tony leaned in next to him, then gestured towards the microscope. "May I?" Dr. Banner nodded, and stepped aside, letting the other man look into the microscope. "Damn… That's fucking cool…" Tony nodded, then started looking over Bruce's notes, falling silent. The two scientists poured over the DNA for the rest of the day, completely oblivious to what was going on a few floors above them.

Thor got up from the table when breakfast was finished, washing off the dishes before joining Loki in the living room area and sitting on the couch beside him. He was struggling with deciding whether or not to tell Loki how he felt, when the other god got up, walking over to the radio and turning up the volume as. 'Don't mess with me' by Temposhark came on. Loki sang along to every word, dancing to it as he did. "How it all began… Truth be told.. Had a master plan… now I rule the world…."

The dark haired god moved his hips in slow circles as the beat slowed in the song, enunciating each word and punctuating them with sharp twitches of his hips. "Show me sex appeal… get on your hands and knees… forget about the kneel… it's best to keep me pleased…" he practically purred the words, moving closer to his brother as he sang and ensuring it still seemed entirely unintentional, even as he sang "I've got time to kill… So how about a quick fuck?"

When the song finished, Loki grinned, walking over to Thor and holding his hand out to the flustered man. "Come on Thor… dance with me…" he yanked him to his feet, just as 'Moves like Jagger' by Maroon Five came on. The thunder god attempted some protests, but gave in to Loki's will, figuring he'd let him go after this one dance…

The god of mischief lived up to his reputation, not so much dancing with Thor as dancing on him. He slid up and down, lightly rubbing his arse against Thor's body as he crouched quickly to the floor, then brought himself back up excruciatingly slowly. Loki sang along to that song as well, feeling the evidence against his own body as Thor became more than a little aroused by his teasing, grinding motions. He finished off the song, then strutted over to the stereo, turning it back down.

Loki made his way over to the couch, flopping down, slightly out of breath from the exertion of dancing. He watched as Thor carefully sat beside him, face still extremely flustered, and laughed, shaking his head. "Thorrr…. What on earth are you so flushed for? Your cheeks are as red as that gaudy cape you favor so!"

"Shut up Loki… At least my helmet does not have horns resembling those of a Midgardian insect!" Thor growled, rubbing his face and attempting to calm himself.

"What is it Thor… please… tell me?" Loki asked, deciding to go the 'nice' route as opposed to teasing it out of his brother.

"No." Thor stated firmly, shaking his head. "It is nothing, Loki… Pay me no mind…" he frowned, looking away, deep in thought.

Loki persisted, pestering him and poking him for the next half hour, whining and begging, and threatening and growling, but still he did not get his way. "Thor, just tell me… I cannot help you with whatever it is that bothers your mind if you do not share with me what it is…" he took Thor's hand, turning the man's own sentiment against him.

Thor looked at Loki, all his emotions bubbling to the surface as he stared at his brother's face… The face of the man… He had to give in now… The face of the man he loved, and knew that he could not tell him the truth. He just… couldn't risk destroying their brotherhood… Perhaps… partial truth… He didn't have to declare romantic love… no… he could just tell Loki he was being tempted by him….

"Loki… There's something I need to tell you… What you were doing there… When you danced with me… And at breakfast with those sausages, and with all that fruit back in Asgard…. I am not accusing you of trying to do this to me… But I find myself sorely tempted by you and I cannot seem to stop thinking these thoughts about you…" Thor looked away, then took a deep breath. "I know that it's wrong and… and disturbing because we were raised as brothers… But I want you to know… So you can hopefully avoid causing me to feel this way in the future.."

Loki nodded slowly, starting to pull Thor into a hug, murmuring something about it being okay, and saying that he wasn't disturbed, that he would make an effort to avoid tempting him, when Thor pulled back, looking at him with a deep frown. "No… Loki… I must tell you something… I have one more thing… To tell you... Loki… I-"

"Hey, Tony… I was just in the neighborhood, though I should swing by and-…." The assassin stared at the Asgardians sitting on the couch, Thor immediately moving to attempt to hide his brother. It was too late though, Clint's sharp eyes had seen the other god, and hell, he could still see him. "What… The… Hell? Loki?"