"Pride and Prejudice"
An Edge/Ashley fanfic
Thanks to xAttitudex, Daddy's LiL HeartBreaker and The Rated R Superstar for reviewing last chapter;
I've tried to change the 'dialogues style' like one of you suggested, hope it's okay now : )
I don't own anything.
Chapter 3: "You Gotta Be Kidding Me!"
"Ladies and gentlemen give it up for the WWE Divas!" The Miz exclaimed in the ring after their live performance of Throw It On Me.
Ashley smiled and giggled with Layla as the crowd cheered for them.
"And these were Torrie, Ashley, Maryse and the Extreme Exposè: Layla, Brooke and Kelly Kelly!" The superstar added as the girls waved at the crowd.
"Thank you guys!" Torrie said grabbing a microphone and then handing it to Ashley.
"On behalf of my fellow divas," the punk diva began "I wanted to thank all of you guys! We really appreciate your support! And we're glad you liked it!" She sincerely smiled.
"And now," Miz said "since these girls kindly made us enjoying our night even more… we want to thank them in a special way!!!
The girls started to look at each other wondering what was going on.
"Are you curious, huh? Well we want to give you a special night too… and since you're 24/7 on the road with us… we thought who better than the WWE superstars themselves?" He grinned.
"What?" Kelly muttered with a giggle at the other side of Ashley who just shrugged.
"So, six superstars are coming out right now and are going to choose each one one of you, my lovely ladies, to spend the rest of the night together… till 1 AM! Isn't this the greatest idea ever? Well of course it was mine, HOORAH!" He exclaimed gesturing for a high-five with Torrie who rolled her eyes and ignored him.
"Bring out the guys, then!" Layla yelled giggling and winked at Ashley who shook her head amused. She really hoped that Paul or Brian was going to choose her to have a nice, relaxed night with her friends. Or even Matt was okay, obviously.
"I am the first one," the Miz proudly announced "and I choose… BROOKE!"
"Thank you very much." The diva reluctantly said accepting his hand as he began with his catching phrase (or better yell) all over again as the other girls laughed.
"And now… he is a champion… THE champion… girls please welcome the Rated R superstar: EDGE!"
Ashley rolled her eyes at the sight of the cocky superstar who grinned under the huge titantron screen.
The dirty diva shook her head trying to hold a laughter as next to her Kelly Kelly started to bounce up and down giggling.
"Good evening ladies," he said removing his shades and adjusting the title on his shoulder "I wish I could choose all of you… and you can bet that we'd have one hell of a night!" He smirked, "But they said I can only take one of you out tonight and so my pick is… ASHLEY!" The Canadian announced with a huge grin.
"Oh fuck… you gotta be kidding me!" Was all Ashley could whisper at that moment whilst the other girls turned to smile at her, some of them even clapping their hands.
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"Are you imagining it? A whole night out with Miz!" Brooke complained while she was changing. "I'll be lucky if I don't get deaf at the end of the night with him screaming that stupid thing in my ear!"
"Poor guy," Torrie laughed "he can be cute sometimes, c'mon!"
"Well not anyone is as lucky as you Tor, who got picket by Batista…the animal." Brooke commented with an allusive smile.
"And I hope the night will get very wild then." The blonde added with a grin making the other girls laugh.
"Wow Ash you've decided to put Edge KO with this dress!" Kelly Kelly said passing her by while she was packing her things.
"No, I'm just not bothering to change cause I'm going straight to my hotel room". The dirty diva explained.
"I bet he would totally love your idea!" Layla smirked.
"Alone, I mean alone." Ashley said rolling her eyes.
"What's wrong with her?" Maryse commented to Torrie. "She could have one of the best guys and look at her!"
"Yeah I really don't understand," Kelly Kelly echoed "you're so lucky that he picked you!"
"What's the point of not going?" Layla added "That's a nice idea! We've stunning and young… why shouldn't we have fun?"
"Girls, stop it." Ashley said folding her arms. "I don't like him and that's the point of not going. There's no freaking way I'm going out with that… jackass! Moving on."
"But he's hot!" The youngest diva giggled.
"And you don't have to marry him, it's just a dinner." Brooke commented rolling her eyes.
"Ok, enough." Ashley finally said standing up. "I've not asked for him to choose me and I just don't like the guy! So I don't care if this is the greatest idea ever or if it's just for 5 minutes to take a coffee together… there's no way in hell that I'm going! And I don't care if you wanna have fun and flirt with every guy in the locker room because he's hot, go ahead! I'm happy for you, seriously! But that's not my thing." She said taking her suitcase and storming off of the locker room.
"You know what?" Brooke yelled after her "Come down from that pedestal, honey, cause you're not better than us!"
"Whatever." The dirty diva shrugged closing the door behind her.
No, she didn't think that she was better than anybody, but what was the matter with them? No, she didn't want to jump in someone's bed just because he was a champion or "hot"; and neither squealing and giggling like a schoolgirl about the "perfect" bodies of all the men's locker room… and so? She wasn't judging anybody, she just wanted someone to love and to care about… and above all she wanted to feel free of doing whatever her mind or heart told her.
"Hey," someone greeted her right out the women's locker room.
"What are you doing here?" She asked annoyed.
"Coming to pick my date up." The Rated R superstar replied with a grin.
"What? Oh God, you can't be serious… are you?" She said without holding a laughter.
"Of course I am. Shall we?" He said annoyed.
"You can't think that I'm actually going out with you."
"Oh I think I can actually"." He mocked a smile.
"There's no way I'm coming." She said amused with her hands on her hips.
"Well sweetheart it seems that you've actually signed a contract to do this video where at the bottom there was clearly written that you accepted to be a part of any promo/contest/whatever related to it… and I hate to break it for you honey but unfortunately this "date" thing is considered under this terms." He grinned seeing her defiant smile disappear. "So now shall we?"
Ashley bit her tongue before saying with a fake smile: "Yeah with great pleasure."
"I thought so." He added with a huge grin.
