Well, so far the only Pokémon guessed right was the non-legendary. Keep guessing. Ahh, let's start the chapter!


Chapter 29

Ash's POV

The entrance was literally a hole. It looked like one of those cheesy pitfall traps.

"This is the entrance?" I asked.

"What'd you expect? An arch that says 'Welcome to the Underworld'?" Paul said.

"Let's just go." Misty replied. I peered into the ditch. There was some kind of black portal in the hole. It's kind of amazing people don't notice it. One by one we hopped in. We decided Marina and Jimmy were going to stay up since we only had 7 coins, but Paul can just slip in for free. I wasn't sure if we couldn't breathe, so I held my breath and jumped. In the portal I felt weightless. Reality dawned on me and I landed. On Paul….

"Get off me, Ketchum." Paul growled. I started to get up, but Gary landed on top of me.

"Oof!" I groaned in pain.

"Get off of me!" Paul yelled, but before we could May dropped in on us. Misty helped her out of the pile saying something about men. The girls dropped down next and then Drew was last. Just like May, Misty helped all the girls.

"Don't we get any help?" I asked.

"Nope." Misty gave me a peace sign. One by one the guys got off. I swear when we got off I could see steam coming out of Paul's ears and flames in his eyes!

"Stop waving your magical wand and let's go!" Gary growled.

"You're the ones that are behind!" The girls were already walking.

"No way! I'm going to beat you! River of whatever here I come!" I ran straight ahead.

"Idiot, stop!" I heard Paul yell. My feet screeched to a halt and my lungs begged for air.

"Stop, you're going to fall in, dummy!" Misty yelled. I looked in front of me and saw a vast green river. I was only a few inches from actually stepping in the water, well 'stuff'.

"Phew, thanks guys." I fell to my feet.

"This way, Ashy-boy!" Gary yelled. The others were running to a boat with an old pale, sickly skinned, green guy. I started running again.

"I don't need a ride." Paul bluffed.

"We need a ride to Elysium." Gary smirked.

"Then seven obulus." He held out his green, bony hand. I hesitantly handed mine to him. Gary dropped the coins in his hand and Drew flipped each one into his hand. I heard Gary mutter something about showing off for May. Paul gave him Jimmy and his obulus'.

"Get on this boat and hold on." He said. Paul sank to the ground and disappeared.

"Whoa, what was that?" Dawn said.

"He just sank through the ground." Drew laid his head back on the rickety, old boat.

"Son of Hades? Of, course. What brings you here, demigods?" He paddled through the toxic water.

"I don't believe that is any of your business, Charon." Drew stated.

"This is how I get useful information. I can't just abandon this prison and explore, can I?" Charon kept a monotone voice and expression.

"You could, but then Hades would blow you into bits." Drew scoffed.

"Dibs on front seat!" Gary exclaimed.

"It seriously stinks here! It smells like someone died!" May complained.

"That's because this is the Underworld May! Dead people come here to live the rest of their dead lives!" Misty yelled.


Lisa's POV

I saw right through the weak glamour immediately at school. What are they doing? I came here to help them, not let them die in a hole! I sighed. This was going to be a lot harder than I thought. Ugh, but I'm so lazy!

"I swear if I live through this I'm going to kill the idiot who thought this was smart." I muttered.

"Lisa, can please explain why the answer is eight." The math teacher said dully. Why do I even have to be in honor's math too! I groaned on the inside and answered the question with ease. Right when the bell rang I went to the fake wannabe glamours that needed some serious fixing in the halls I spotted a Pachirisu. I went over to a Pachirisu, who was pretending to be Dawn. I sighed; couldn't the boys do a better job of disguising the Pokémon for quests?

I took my pink shoulder bag off my shoulders and looked through it for a glamour kit. I found one under a science binder. I opened it up. Inside was just glittery powder that would look really lame and geeky if anyone saw me playing with 'fairy dust'. The powder was gold and sparkly. I grabbed a handful and blew it on the Pachirisu. In an instant the Pokémon actually could speak and sound like Dawn.

"Whoa, I can talk. Yay, no way! Ooh, I'm hungry! I want to flirt with boys! I want to go shopping! Ooh, I want to buy some delicious poffins!" A hyper voice that sounded exactly like Dawns squeaked out. I kind of regret doing that, now my ear's going to hear a constant buzzing. I found a boy who would be considered cute and pushed 'Dawn' toward him.

The guy looked like he wanted to escape, but couldn't. 'Dawn' kept on talking to him ecstatically.

"Now, who's next?" I groaned due to my laziness. The bell rang signaling to get to class and I headed to class. The one I had with Paul and Dawn. I walked in and almost started laughing. It was a Dusknoir stuffed into Paul's clothing. What kind of moron would do that? It's amazing how the mundane are unaware of the obvious glamour. I blew some dust on the Dusknoir and it started talking and actually fitting in the clothes.

"I like waffles." He said.

"What?" I asked.

"I like waffles." He said louder.

"Okay, I'll go get you waffles during lunch, okay?" I stifled a laugh.

"Okay, thank you." He gave me a grin. This is getting weird...

"Just wait until the third class is over, got it?" I held up three fingers.

"Okay, wait until the third class ends and nice lady will give me waffles, right?" He said.

"Yes, Paul. You have to pretend to be Paul too, remember?" I whispered.

"Oh, right. That too, I don't want master to be disappointed in me!"

"Okay, just don't say anything and act like your master, okay?" I asked.

"Okay." He gave it in a monotone voice.

"Good job. I'll see you after the third class." I sent out Gardvoir and put the magical dust on it.

"Glamour time, mistress?" She said.

"Got that right, now just attend class like a good girl, okay?" I beamed a smile.

"Yes, ma'am. I'll do my best." She gave me a salute and I walked out of the classroom stealthily. I went into the computer lab to see if anyone was in there. Luckily, no one was. I hacked on using the school's password. I may have seen the secretaries type it in…

I went over to May's schedule. I wrote down the classes and did the same for all the rest of them that I hadn't fixed yet. I went to May's class, which she had with Drew. A beautifly had a red bandana with a poke ball design on it and a Roselia was wearing a purple vest. This was just pathetic; I almost don't want to see Ash's glamour.

"Psst, hey Beautifly, Roselia, come here!" I whispered loud enough for them to hear.

"Ro?" It said. I rolled my eyes. I grabbed a handful out of the half gone box and blew it.

"How did you know it was us? Drew said people wouldn't be able to see us as Pokémon." 'Drew' said.

"I can see through crappy glamour and the fact that I'm a demigod." I shrugged.


May's POV

I was tempted to close my eyes at the sickening sight. The river moaned and if you looked in the river you could see the people suffering. Looking at the land we passed wasn't great either. It was filled with walking corpses. The ones that weren't zombie things were the souls of the dead. When I die I'm definitely going to be a ghost. Looking at the zombies made me want to hurl!

We passed through prison looking buildings, but then we arrived at this garden place. It was actually really nice. There were flowers everywhere and there was actually some life looking type of things!

"Get off before I shove you into the river, have a nice day!" Charon said in a really happy way. I scrambled my way out of the boat.

"This is Elysium." Paul grunted coming out of the ground. At first he was a mud pile, but then he took shape and color.

"That is some freaky power." Misty stated.

"Whatever, let's just go get the stupid mirror and leave." Paul shoved his hands in his pockets.

"Yay, I'm going to get my wish! Yippee! I'm so excited!" Dawn squealed excitedly, and then ran into something. There was some invisible wall protecting Elysium!

"Troublesome, the entrance is the other way." Paul rolled his onyx eyes. Dawn flushed.

"Where's the entrance?" I asked. The only thing I could see was Elysium.

"Watch this, Maple." Drew picked up a random rock and chucked it at the invisible wall. It bounced off, but it glowed for a moment where Drew chucked a pebble.

"It's just glamour for mortals. You just have to pretend to peel off the glamour and you'd see the heavy security it has." Paul suggested. I pretended to yank on the glamour stuff Paul was talking about and soon I saw it. It was like one of those maximum security places you see in movies!

"I see the entrance." The entrance was right next to Dawn.

"Where?" She stomped her foot. Dawn didn't try to peel the glamour off?

"Didn't you try what Paul said?" I asked.

"Yeah, but it didn't work." Dawn complained.

"Not for me either." Misty frowned.

"It didn't work for me, either. Did it work for you May?" Leaf asked.

"Yeah, it was easy!"

"I'll try again!" Misty said. She closed her eyes for a moment and opened them again.

"Hey, you're right!" Misty said.

"I'm trying again too." Leaf said. She closed her eyes and opened them, but frowned.

"It didn't work." She uttered.

"It didn't work for me either! I tried three times already!" Dawn screeched.

"Let's just go before you wake the dead." Gary teased.

"I'm not that loud." I heard Dawn mutter. We walked up to the entrance. No surprise there was two guards. Why in the heck does the Underworld need to be so guarded!

"Who are you? You are not dead, so you shall not pass!" The guards were nothing, but black armor. Their faces were shadowed by a dark helmet that resembled a samurai's.

"Shut up Simon and stop the tough guy act." Paul said. The guard that was on the right, sighed and took off the helmet to reveal a boy with brown locks. He was actually kind of cute, in a nerdy way. He opened his eyes that were a striking brown. He was kind of small for a guard, though.

"Well, the acts up, Adrian. You can take off the helmet too. Paul, you little jerk. Our dad's going to kill me if he finds out, you know?" Simon said. Adrian took off his helmet and I kind of wished he didn't. He was the definition of acne and he had some creepy features that actually made up for Simon's. I noticed his armor was twice the size of Simon's too. His eyes were dark and pointed; his teeth weren't the straightest either and they were a shade of yellow. I kind of felt guilty for thinking these thoughts, but this was kind of hard to dismiss. Ash for some reason hid behind Misty shivering.

"Wait, you both are sons of Hades too?" Misty arched her brow.

"Yep, we are. No need to be jealous." Simon said teasingly.

"What was that?" Misty whacked him with her staff.

"Ow, I'm so glad that wasn't on!" Simon rubbed his head.

"Paul, what's with the chicks?" Adrian said. Well, maybe he wasn't attractive, but he sure has an attitude!

"They forced me to bring them here." Paul said.

"Drew, long time since I've seen you! You're still a pretty boy, eh?" Simon smirked giving him a man hug.

"Good to see you too, Simon." Gary gave a dramatic feign hurt face.

"What was your name again?" He said.

"Simon." Gary growled.

"Relax, I'm joking. Well, who are the girls, anyway? I don't think they're dead." Simon pointed a finger at me.

"That's May you're pointing at, Leaf is the one that has brown hair, Dawn has blue hair, and Misty has orange hair." Drew flicked his hair.

"Well, nice to, meet you ladies, I'm Simon." He flashed me a grin, which I blushed at.

"Wait, you know these guys?" Leaf questioned.

"We've been to the Underworld before. We just made some friends. Well, Ash is scared of Adrian." Drew shrugged.

"Hey, I'm not scared of Adrian! He just has some scary…things." I saw Ash shiver at the word 'things'. I was actually kind of scared of Adrian too.

"Whatever, can we just get into Elysium?" Gary motioned toward the entrance.

"Sure, what for?" Simon asked.

"We just need to take back a stolen item that somehow ended up here." Gary stated.

"Ooh, what item? Does it belong to a god?" Simon said with total interest.

"Uh uh, blabber mouth. Remember what happened last time?" Drew wiggled his finger.

"I didn't think I would accidently burn a town down. It was an accident I swear!" Simon argued.

"I swear you're worse than a gossip girl." Gary joked.

"Let's just go." Adrian said in monotone.

"I swear it's just like a mirror!" Dawn said referring to Paul and Adrian.

"No wonder they're brothers." I said.


Lisa's POV

Well, maybe that wasn't the complete truth, but I wasn't sent here to tell anyone the complete truth, yet.

"You are? No way! Who's your godly parent?" 'May' said excitedly.

"Iris." I lied.

"The goddess of rainbows and messaging?" 'Drew' said. Even though they were wearing better glamour it was still plain to me that they were Pokémon.

"Yeah, now just do what your masters told you because I need to do some other stuff." I gave them a farewell and left to find Gary and Leaf's disasters. Leaf's wasn't actually that bad. It was better than the rest, but it wasn't exactly as good as the guys. Scratch that Gary's was worse.

Leaf's was a Gardevoir and Gary's was a Pidgeot. I blew some dust on their Pokémon and wished I still had Gardevoir.

"Hey, I can talk! Why?" 'Leaf' said.

"Well, it's the same reason you need to be in disguise." I shrugged.

"Well, this is cool. Now I can go flirt with other girls like Gary." 'Gary' said.

"That's not something you should do. You and Leaf are supposed to be dating." I gave him a scolding.

"Fine, but I better get a reward for this." He huffed.

"Hey, Leaf, want to meet my Gardevoir? I bet you can be the best of friends?" I offered.

"Sure, sounds like fun!" 'Leaf' said.

"Okay, well, I have to go." I said. Next up was Jimmy and Marina. Jimmy's glamour was his Tropius and Marina's was a Jigglypuff. I blew my dust at them. After one more use there isn't going to be anymore.

"We can talk?" 'Marina' said in shock.

"Yep, but pretend to be Marina and you pretend to be like Jimmy." I said to 'Jimmy'.

"Got it." 'Jimmy said'.

"Okay, well, I'm going to fix the last of my little glamour problem." I said. I had to hide and wait because the bell rang before I could get to Misty and Ash. I sighed. I got out my iPod and played games on it until the bell rang in the disgusting school bathroom. When it did I wasn't exactly happy either.

"Ugh, I was so close to beating level two!" I cursed at the bell. Maybe I wasn't good at video games, but I still got addicted to them!

"Well, time to fix Misty's and Ash's disguises." I sighed and headed to their next class. Misty's Azumarill was in Misty's usual clothes. Ash's was actually good. It was a Ditto, but it couldn't talk, so I wafted the dust on both of them.

They transformed and started talking like the rest.

"Wow, I can talk! Yay!" 'Misty' said.

"Wow, this is so exciting." 'Ash' said sarcastically.

"You know this isn't exactly what I expect Ash to be like." I gave Ditto a hint.

"Oh, right. I'm supposed to be a happy, stupid moron." 'Ash' said monotonously.

"Just act like Ash." I gave him a glare.

"Fine. I'm so hungry. Mist, do you have any food?" 'Ash' rubbed his stomach.

"Better." I gave him a pat on the back and went back to my class. I returned my Gardevoir that was still in disguise.

"Phew, now my laziness can be restored." I smiled and realized it was gym, then frowned.

"Okay, class we're running laps today!" The gym teacher announced. I groaned, but couldn't be heard because everyone was getting dressed. I pulled on my white T-shirt and slipped on my black shorts, then tied on my white tennis shoes. I was going to find out what those guys were doing. I swear it on the power of Artemis.


Okay, so I didn't really have a cliffie for this one, but we're finally getting somewhere! Woo! Okay, review my peeps.

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