Kuri: Tum ta ta tum! It's here!

Katrina: Yes, yes it is. We're not blind, Kuri.

Kuri: Hey, I thought you were missing! Or dead! Who let you in here? Security!

Katrina: What securi*is shot*

I do not own anything, except for Kuri! Katrina isn't here anymore, as of now... heh heh...


"Ikuto, it's time."

Kuri stood solemnly at a wooden podium, her gavel in hand. (A gavel is that little hammer the judge holds)

"The court finds you, Ikuto," she said to the handcuffed teen standing below her, "guilty of all charges."

Ikuto crossed his arms, (well, not really, his hands were handcuffed so it was kind of awkward...) retaining a cool look on his face. You'd expect anyone else to start breaking down into sobs (would YOU want to be punished by Kuri?), but Ikuto was calm.

"Excuse me, "your honor," but what were the charges again?" he asked. "You haven't actually told me them."

Kuri snorted. "Don't play dumb, perverted cat!" she grinned. "Didn't we just hold an entire court case, proving your guilt? Now, how could we do that if we didn't know the charges?"

"Actually, we didn't." chimed in Julia. "You just set up a court room, put Ikuto in handcuffs, called yourself a judge, and declared him guilty."

"Right, I knew that!" Kuri continued without hesitation, as she was now used to being corrected for her absent-minded statements.

"But anyway, the charges are: repeatedly teasing, annoying, and molesting a Ms. Hinamori Amu—"

"OBJECTION!" shouted Nagihiko, interrupting her, (why do people keep doing that?) "The first two accusations are true, but my client is not guilty of molesting anyone!"

This made Yaya think, 'Since when was Nagi a lawyer?'

"Overruled." stated Kuri. "He did, because I said so. And you can clearly see that he was totally molesting her if you flip through the manga enough! So there."

"And the punishment?" asked Rhode, who already knew what it was but felt like asking anyway.

"DEATH BY PENGUINS!" blurted out Jade.

"No!" said everyone else simultaneously.

"The punishment…" Kuri replied, "…is tasering to oblivion."

"Woohoo!" Jade cheered, getting her taser ready.

"Are you insane?" shouted Ikuto, losing his cool for a second.

"Yes!" answered Kuri happily.

And so, Ikuto was dragged out of the court room by Jade, who quickly slammed the door behind them. You could hear much screaming and sizzling sounds nearby.

"Well, Jade seems to be having fun completing Morgan's request. I think she had it set for "Pile of Ash", Kuri. Should we be worried?" asked Julia.

Kuri shrugged. "Eh, who knows? But you know, that reminds me of something… oh, right!" She ran over to the door, opened it, took out a handful of glitter, and threw it in the direction of Jade and Ikuto.

"Almost forgot the glitter!" she shouted. "But it's alright now! And you look all sparkly, perverted cat!"

SLAM! The door was shut.

"Well, let's get back to the game, shall we?" Kuri continued. As she said this, the walls of the court room melted away and everyone was back in their seats. Jade and Ikuto seemed to have disappeared, but if you listened closely you could still hear the sizzling and screaming sounds coming from somewhere...

Kuri now held a little microphone. She tapped it a few times, mumbled, "Is this thing on?" and managed to create a loud feedback noise when she got too close to the speakers, which blew up everyones' ear drums. The anime and cartoon characters started grumbling irritatedly.

"Ah, yes, I think it's working now." said Kuri, grinning as the characters from Avatar (who were closest to the speakers) held their ears to keep them from ringing.

"UTAU! IT IS YOUR TURN!" she shouted into the mic.

Utau marched up to the stage and dragged Kukai behind her by the collar of his shirt. She dropped him on the stage.

"Uh, what are you doing?" asked Kuri. "You're supposed to spin first..."

Utau sighed. "I think we both know who's name it is that the spinner is going to land on." She nodded to Kukai. "Can we just get this over with?"

Kuri nodded. Utau was right, after all, as she had intended to make sure that it landed on Kukai's name. (Kuri, cheat? *gasp* No way!)

Kukai had just gotten to his feet when Utau mashed her lips into his and they started making out passionately, with Utau obviously having the dominant pair of lips. She wears the pants in their relationship, as a matter of fact.

"Ewwww!" giggled Pudding and Taruto childishly.

When they finished, Kukai stood on the stage chuckling drunkenly. Utau sat back down in the front row of the audience and started playing games on her phone. (Yep, she's actually already bored!)

"That was fast." remarked Jade, who had returned from her taser session with Ikuto. Ikuto, on the other hand, was nowhere to be found.

"What now?" asked Julia.

Kuri shrugged. "I dunno, we could go mess with Lavi or something."

"M'kay." agreed Jade.

Julia looked troubled. She tapped Kuri on the shoulder. "Wait, were we supposed to wait to mess with him?" she asked. Kuri nodded.

"Well, yeah. Why?"

This made Julia go pale. She mumbled, "Oh no, I think I've made a terrible mistake..."

Kuri was about to reply, when this happened:

"LADIES AND GENTLEMANS!" shouted a voice from above them. The trio looked up to see Lavi, (to their great surprise) who had stolen the microphone and was standing on top of the giant wheel, dressed in nothing but a fuzzy pink bra, combat boots, and a kilt.

"L-Lavi?" sputtered Jade, "What are you-"

Lavi was far from finished. "THIS NEXT SONG IS ENTITLED, "THAT CREEPY OLD GUY LIVING IN MY CAR JUST HIT ON MY GRANDMOTHER!" AND WAS WRITTEN BY YOURS TRULY ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AGO!" he shouted happily. "ENJOY!"

And with that, he started to sing.

"That creepy old guy, living in my car, JUST HIT ON MY GRANDMOTHER!

Oh God, what if they get married? What if they have kids?

I don't want some creepy old guy's two-day-old kids for uncles!

Why, creepy old guy? Why did you hit on my Grandomother?

I let you sleep in the back seat of my favorite car for so long~"

"Lavi, give me back my microphone!" shouted Kuri, shaking her fist at him. "And stop spouting that nonsense! Get back in your seat before I come up there and drag you back down myself!"

Lavi stopped singing, and glared at Kuri with a murderous gleam in his eyes. He dropped the microphone.

"SILENCE!" he boomed, while his unkempt hair swayed in front his eyes without his bandana holding them up. "NO ONE SEES THE WIZARD!"

"What does that even mean?" asked Kuri, thoroughly pissed off now. "Why isn't he listening to me? Does he want to die?"

Julia chuckled nervously. "Kuri, please don't get mad, but I have to confess something...this is my fault."

Kuri was confused. "What?" she asked. Julia nodded.

"It's my fault he's acting like this, I think. You see, you said that we'd be messing with Lavi for a little bit just for fun, so I took the liberty of... spiking his drink..."

"YOU WHAT NOW?" exclaimed Kuri.

"Oh, don't worry, he's eighteen. So it's legal." Julia said assuringly. "It's just, I thought that Lavi could hold his alcohol better than this. Now, I see, I was wrong..."

Flashflashflash~

"Kukai, are you taking pictures?" asked Utau with disdain.

"Of course I am!" Kukai replied, smiling as he continued to add pictures of a drunken Lavi to his phone's memory. "How often do you get to see a guy in a bra, a kilt, and combat boots, singing drunken karaoke?"

Utau was about to say, "Probably all the time in Las Vegas," but instead she took out her own phone and started taking pictures as well. Kukai wasn't a very good camera man, so she'd have to make up for it. (Otherwise, they'd have nothing but a bunch of blurry photos)

Meanwhile, Lavi had managed to climb down from the giant wheel without breaking his neck.

"And now, I will be singing, "I'm a Cucumber!" by... some guy!" he announced.

"1...2...3...4...

I'm a cucumber,

I'M A CUCUMBER!

PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME TO A PICKLE FARM!

DA DA! dot da leet deet duh..."

"Bravo!" shouted Rhode, happy for the distraction. Kuri glared at her. While Rhode continued shouted praise and clapping, Lavi blew kisses into the audience like he was some performer at a concert.

"That's it! Somebody stun him!"

Jade grinned maliciously.

ZZZZZZ!

Lavi fell over onto the stage, temporarily stunned. He shuttered and twitched as Jade continued to periodically zap him at short five second intervals.

"I'm going to twist his limbs around until I start hearing cracking noises..." mumbled Kuri, marching over to the two.

Crack! Snap!

"Well, that should do it." said Kuri later, satisfied as she glanced over Lavi's twitching, disfigured, and slightly charred body. "Oh, wait, his nose is still straight..."

"HALT!" inturrupted a voice, "DO NOT ALTER THAT MAN'S NOSE! YOU'LL RUIN THE PERFECTION!"

Kuri looked up from the punishment of her victim to see that the doors in the back of the auditorium had been ripped open, and in the doorway stood the figure of a boy.

"Oh, come on? Another dramatic entrance?" she whined, not really bothered that another person had managed to infiltrate the supposed, "auditorium of doom floating in time and space".

"I ought to make a rule that I'm the only one who's allowed to have a dramatic entrance! I mean, it's like everyone is trying to upstage me!"

"IT WOULD BE A GREAT TRAGEDY TO BREAK SUCH PERFECT SYMMETRY!" the boy continued to shout, apparently not hearing Kuri.

"Oi, Kid... don't just go around telling people what to do." said a voice from behind him, "At least, not so loudly! My head is still spinning from the trip here..."

"This is none of your concern, Liz! Go find Patty before she gets herself lost!" commanded the boy called "Kid", turning to face whoever was in the hallway.

Jade perked up at this. She started to think, Symmetry... 'Kid'... Liz... Patty...

"OH MY GOSH IT'S DEATH THE KID!" she shouted suddenly.

"Wh-Who?" asked Allen, going pale. (He had dodged "death" enough already...)

"A guy from this show called Soul Eater." Kuri explained casually. "I wonder what he's doing here...?"

Julia smirked. "His symmetry senses were probably tingling." she joked. (Little did she know that it was actually true!)

"How did he get in here?" asked Ichigo. "Wait, maybe we can get out the same way he came in!"

"Wrong." deadpanned Kuri. "I think I might have brought him here subconsciously, as a plot device. Oh, and one more thing..."

She turned to Jade.

"So, yah wanna spin next?"


Kuri: It's a cliffhanger! Because I'm not entirely sure about what to put next! (Weird place to end, right?)

Because Julia was wondering, the three of us escaped from the first story via wormhole, but Julia had to go to the bathroom first, so that's why the toilet flushed. (Don't worry Julia, Jade and Kuri got into the wormhole first so you could have some privacy)

Thanks for staying with the story for so long, guys! I'm sorry it takes so long for me to update... I'm pretty bad with deadlines, you know? I will never survive highschool, when I get there...

Oh, and don't forget! Suggestions are ALWAYS welcomed! I like to take in new ideas. It helps me write the next chapter, and come up with NEW events!

Byes~