Disclaimer: I don't own Animaniacs, some monkeys at Warner Brothers do.
"It's that time again," said Yakko.
"To scare small children?" asked Wakko.
"To chase are agent?" asked Dot.
"No, it's time to learn today's lesson, and for that we turn to the wheel of morality," said Yakko.
"Come on!" said Wakko, "We do this every day!"
"Hay, the Wheel adds boring learning to what would otherwise be an funny cartoon."
"No one ever remembers this junk," said Dot, "What is making us do this anyway?"
"FCC federal regulations," said Yakko.
"Oh, really? Hehe, who does not love learning?" said Dot.
"I love the wheel so much, I could gobble it all up!" said Wakko, "In fact..."
"Don't even think about it," said Yakko, "Wheel of Morality turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson that we will learn. Moral number 8. And today's moral is… Always brush your teeth with your computer." He rereads it to make sure he read it right.
"I think the wheel is broken," said Wakko.
"Ahhhhhh…Lets spin it again," said Yakko, "Wheel of morality blah, blah, blah, lesson number 17. And today's lesson is… When life gives you lemons, you better give them back."
"My life is complete," said Dot.
"We won, we won, we won!" said the three of them, "Yipes!"
"I will catch you, you crazy Warners!" said Ralph.
I was sticking to the formula of the wheel in the last chapter, I hope this is better.
