Disclaimer: You try to own Slappy. It's not easy.

Skippy runs on screen. "Aunt Slappy, hurry up."

Slappy walks on screen. "Hay! I'm old!" said Slappy, "I'm not a marathon runner!" She clears her throat, ""It's that time again!"

"To make fun of current animation?" asked Skippy.

"I wish it was," said Slappy as she looks at her script, "No, it's time to learn to today's lesson… THAT IT! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!"

"Slappy, please stick to the script," said the director.

Slappy pulls out a pack of dynamite. "Give me one good reason," said Slappy.

"You won't get paid," said the director.

Slappy hesitates, but puts the bombs away. "Stupid FCC regulations…" said Slappy, "Skippy, your line!"

"What? Oh," Said Skippy, "NO! The Wheel is so boring!"

"Well if that is how you feel, then we won't…" Said Slappy.

"Slappy," said the director.

"Alright, alright!" said Slappy, "Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn, tell us the garbage we will burn."

"SLAPPY!" said the stressed director.

"ALRIGHT," said Slappy, "Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson we will learn. Moral number 8. And the lesson of today is… When in doubt, don't listen to the lawyer." She takes a double take at the moral. "THIS is the lesson?"

"Of course," said the director.

"That's it!" said Slappy while pulling out the bomb.

"WAIT, don't control your self," said the fearful director, "Let's talk this over… Ahhh!!!"

"Wow, he went farther then the last director," said Skippy.

"Haha, now that's comedy!" said Slappy.

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