Disclaimer: I have made, what? 20 of these? I think you have gotten the idea by now.
"It's that time again," said Yakko.
"To harass people on the lot," asked Wakko.
"To eat loads of candy," asked Dot.
"No, it's time to learn today's lesson, and for that we turn to the Wheel of Morality!" said Yakko.
"Not again!" said Dot.
"Don't we ever get a break!" said Wakko.
"HAY! The wheel bring boring educational value to what would otherwise be a perfectly funny show!"
"But the morals never are worth it!" said Wakko.
"Who came up with this stupid idea ayway!" said Dot.
"Steven Spielberg," said Yakko.
"Ohhh, he did! What a great idea!" said Dot.
"Yeah I love the wheel of Morality!" said Wakko as he hugs it.
"Sooo…" said Yakko, "Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson we shall learn. Moral number 20. And the lesson of today is… If at first you don't succeed, you fail."
"Wow, that was blunt," said Dot.
"The writers were lazy," said Yakko, "Yipes!"
"I'll catch vou, vou crazy cukoos!" said Scratchy.
Got the idea from the trailer for Portal, such a great game…
