Dislclaimer: THE GOVEMENT CONTORLS EVERYTHING MAN!

"It's that time again!" said Yakko.

"To annoy historical figures?" asked Wakko.

"To annoy celebrities?" asked Dot.

"No, it is time to learn today's lesson," said Yakko, "And for that we turn to…"

"NOOOO!" said Wakko.

"To early Wakko," said Yakko.

"Oops, sorry," said Wakko.

"And for that, we turn to the wheel of morality!" said Yakko.

"NOOO!" said Dot and Wakko.

"Hay, the wheel brings boring lessons to what would otherwise be a fully comedic show," said Yakko.

"But the morals are useless!" said Wakko.

"Who came up with this stupid Wheel of Morality idea anyway?" said Dot.

"Not did," said Yakko.

"Oh, he did? Hehe, really? What a great idea!" said Dot.

"Yeah I love the wheel of morality!" said Wakko, "MUUUAAHHA!"

"So…" said Yakko, "Wheel of morality turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson that we shall learn. Moral number 20. And the moral of today is… Truth is a virtue, unless you're a politician."

"I can't believe it," said Dot.

"Matt, I would like a L," said Wakko.

"Wrong wheel," said Yakko.

"Oops, sorry," said Wakko.

"We won, we won, we won!" said the Warner brothers, "Yipes!"

"I vill catch you crazy voons!" said Scratchy.

Sorry it has been awhile since I posted, I am just a little short for ideas at the moment…