Akatsuki: go on holiday chapter 2

On the morning they were going, the Akatuki were all rushing out to the one bathroom, exept Zetsu who had slept in. Itachi, Dedria and Hidan got there first and started getting ready. Dedria brushing his hair, Hidan gelling his hair back and Itachi painting his nails. Outside the rest of the Akatsuki (except Zetsu, no-one bothered waking him up) were waiting impatiently.

"Move your a***, guys!" shouted Pein through the wooden door.

"What, so you can spend ten hours doing your hair?" sasori said smirking to Pein.

"No. So i can rip your head off and stick it down the toilet!" Pein snapped.

Finally, Itachi strolls out and Sasori sprints in.

"God damn it!" Kakuza shouts "what the hell are they doing in there Itachi?"

"Well, Dedria just finished doing his hair and started doing his gay makeup. And Hidan is still gelling his hair." Itachi explained pushing his fringe back.

"I need to get in there fast, if i dont get to brush my teeth soon someones gonna die" Konan said punching the wall.

"Yeah, Tobi needs to pee" Tobi says hopping from one foot to the other. Everyone takes a step away from Tobi.

Hours later, the Akatsuki members had gotten ready and finished putting their bags into the boot and climbed into the Akatsuki mobile. Soon, they were all comfortably sat in the minivan, Pein driving.

"Pein, put that radio station on i like" Konan asks from the back, leaning forwards. Pein turns the dial, and changes the station. Womanizer suddenly comes on booming fom the speakers.

"Great" Sasori says sarcastically leaning towards the window.

"This is my song" Dedria says jokingly.

"You sing?" Kakuza says smugly, Dedria snarls.

"Are we there yet?" Tobi asks.

"No, Tobi. We just set off" Itachi says moodily staring at the back of Peins seat.

"What are you reading?" Kisame asks observing Hidan.

"Its a book about my-"

"Where's Zetsu?" Sasori suddenly say interrupting, looking around.

"We must have left him" Pein says looking in the rear view mirror.

"Yeah, so as i was saying its a book about my religion" Hidan finishes.

After a while, the Akatsuki members stop chatting and start doing something. Konan gets out her OK! magazine, Sasori puts his ipod in, Hidan and Itachi read their books, Kisame playing on his DS, Kakuza adding up how much the holiday might cost and Tobi had his face pressed up against the car window, content with staring at things outside and having a little giggle.

The Akatsuki mobile rumbling down the road...