Akatsuki go on holiday chapter 3

"Are we nearly there yet?" Tobi asked Pein.

"No, for the last time, were not. When were there i'll tell you okay?" Pein said grounding his teeth and gripping the gear shift.

"Oh, go easy on him, Pein. I'm sure he's just excited" Konan said patting Tobi on the head.

"You treat him like a little kid! He's a S ranked criminal, for god's sake!"

"Watch your language about God's" Hidan said in a tight voice.

"You can talk, you use language all the time!" Kakuza shouted.

"But not about god's you mother f******"

"If you don't all shut up right now, i'm going to stop this car, throw you out and drive right of a cliff!" Pein shouted. "Were not even halfway there yet and your already killing me!"

"Crap!" Kisame said throwing a rage.

"What's lit your pants on fire?" Itachi said looking over.

"Lit what? Its my stupid new DS game. I nearly completed it, i had one last level then i died"

"Its because you lack hatred"

"No, its not that. I forgot to pick up the key in the last level"

"You'r crap then?"

"Think it's easy? you have a go." Kisame said madly throwing the DS at Itchi's head. Itachi caught it and started playing.

Hidan started reading the sign's on the road, cursing himself for being a fast reader. Suddenly he saw blue and red light's flashing.

"Pein...we have trouble"

"Huh, why?"

"Anbu at six oclock"

"Great, that's all i need!"

Pein stopped the minivan.

"Okay, guy's. Remember were not the Akatsuki were the Maki family, got it, good"

Hidan loved chances like this because he got to wear his fake beard. All the Akatsuki got in their disguises.

The Anbu walked over to the drivers window, and knocked. Pein rolled it down and forced a smile.

"Yes, can i help you?"

"Yeah, can you tell me who you are?"

"I would love to. But why?"

"Some S ranked criminals have been spotted coming through here. So again, names"

"Yes, ahem. Im mr Maki, this is my wife mrs Maki" he said pointing at Konan. "This is our son, and our daughter" he said waving a hand to Dedria and Tobi. "And our mum and dad and my brother" The Anbu inpected them all.

"Hmm okay. Well if you see anything suspicious. You know what to do." and was off.

When they went, the Akatsuki took off their disguises.

"I still don't get why i have to be a girl" Dedria said wiping his makeup off.

"Oh shut up, at least your part of the family, im the dog" Sasori said getting back onto his seat.

"Right, now that's over, let's get going." Pein said starting the minivan.

Pein broke into a smile. "Guese what, guys!" he shouted excitedly waking most of them up.

"What?" Hidan said rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.

"Were here, were finally here!"

"Woohoo!" Kisame cheered (he was upset because Itachi beat his high score)

"It's so warm!" Konan said happily.

"Too warm" Itachi said blinking and rubbing his forehead with the back of his hand.

"I don't care, if it's perfect or not. i'll finally be able to relax" Pein said walking in the direction of the house.

"It's...small" Hidan said looking up at the building.

"What did you expect? It was Kakuza who chose it" Sasori said then under his breath muttered "cheapskate"

"Hey, no arguing" Pein walked over to them both.

"But we-"

"Okay, today we'll get sorting out our room's and stuff. Then we have a whole week to relax and enjoy"

But will they get to relax and enjoy? Find out in the next chapter. :)