Disclaimer: Following the lessons from the Wheel of Morality can cause palpitations, death, or belief that Keanu Reaves is human. Read at own risk.
"It's that time again!" said Yakko.
"To make a fish taco?" asked Wakko.
"To fish for bodies in the Hudson?" asked Dot.
"No, it time to learn today's lesson, and for that we turn to the wheel of morality," said Yakko.
"NOOO! NO!" said the other two.
"Hay, the wheel puts in politicion approved messages to further there own goals," said Yakko.
"But the morals never add up!" said Dot.
"It's totally bogus!" said Wakko.
"Who came up with this stupid wheel of morality anyway?" asked Dot.
"Ted Turner," said Yakko.
"What? We have to listen to him?" asked Dot.
"What does he know about teaching children?" asked Wakko.
"Nothing, but as it is said, THE POWER IS HIS'S!" said Yakko, "Sooo… Wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson we shall learn, moral number 7, and the moral of today's story is… When in doubt, don't call your lawyer."
"That is so simple and yet so deep," said Dot.
"My mind, can't even comprehend," said Wakko.
"We won! We won! We won!" chanted the Warners, "YIPES!"
Hello Nurse runs onto screen with a net.
"GOODBYE NURSE!" said Yakko before running away in a dust cloud.
Captain Planet! He's a Hero! He is going to bring the number of cells in your brain to zero!
