Disclaimer: Animaniacs are owned by howler monkeys.
"Its that time again!" said Yakko.
"To dance at a hoedown?" asked Wakko.
"To scar small children that come onto the lot?" asked Dot.
"Ahhhh… close Dot. It's time to learn today's lesson!" said Yakko.
"NOT AGAIN!" said the other two.
"Hay, unless we teach them now they will grow up to be the steriotipical American that is ridiculed by the world today!" said Yakko.
"But it is summer!" said Wakko.
"Kids should be free from learning!" said Dot.
"If we do not, our contracts get used in the men's room," said Yakko.
"Oh, really, of course children should be taught things every second of every day!" said Dot.
"Yeah, I love to learn!" said Wakko before kissing a random book.
"So…" said Yakko, "Wheel of Morality turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson we shall least, 'The grass is always greener on the other side, or what Washington wants us to believe.'"
"I cannot believe it," said Dot.
"I cannot even eat it!" said Wakko.
"We won! We won! We won!" chanted the three, "YIPES!"
"WAIT! COME BACK HERE CUTE LITTLE PUUPIES HEADS!" Yelled Elmyra.
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