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"It's that time again," said Yakko.

"To pull down peoples pants?" said Wakko.

"To make sneaky jokes about people not being in pants?" said Dot.

"Ahhhhh… I guess it is always time to do those jokes," said Yakko, before hearing the director clear his throat, "…but that is not now! Today, we will teach a lesson!"

"NOT THE WHEEL OF MORALITY!" said Wakko and Dot.

"We have been doing this for months guys, why do you keep complaining," said Yakko.

"Because it is totally unoriginal," said Wakko.

"Does this writer have an originality?" said Dot.

"Come on, the author has some original ideas," said Yakko.

"Waruto," said Dot.

"I stand corrected," said Yakko, "But might I remind you that the author has control of every detail of our lives on this site and could easily put us into romance?"

"Oh, yeah, he can? Hehehe," Said Dot, "He is so original and creative!"

"Yeah I LOVE the author," said Wakko, before kissing him.

"I know, you don't have to show it," said Not.

"Sooo…" Said Yakko, "Wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson that we shall learn, moral number 6, and the lesson of today is… If a movie has the word movie in it, you should pass it up."

"Come on, not all movies with movie in the title are bad," said Dot.

"There are a few good ones," said Wakko.

"Disaster movie," said Yakko.

"I stand corrected," said Dot.

"WE WON! WE WON! WE WON!" said the Warners, "YIPES!"

"Hay! Somebody remembers me!" said Freakazoid, "Runs around in underwear…"

Oh Freakazoid… what an underrated show it was…