A/N: Hey, Happy Thanksgiving, y'all in the US! (BTW, I can say that because I don't know about you, but I'm still digesting, so I count the Friday after Thanksgiving as Thanksgiving, too! So, Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!!) And as you can plainly see, I'm back again—just like a bad penny! And, you know, speaking of that, I've always wondered about that 'bad penny' thing! I mean, just WHO started that whole 'bad penny' thing? Like, what happened to that 'penny saved is a penny earned' kind of thing, anyhow? I like that SO much better—it's more cheerful--and lucrative--than the 'bad penny' thing, doncha think? And I'd MUCH rather keep any penny, even if it's not all coppery and shiny. After all, if you've collected 100 'bad pennies', you've collected a bad buck! So, how about that??...*chuckles in embarrassment* Ahem, well, there I go again, rambling—just like a bad penny!!! Anyhoo, time to get back to the bloopers. And, WOW, I had NO idea that so many great ideas were suggested already--and are still being suggested--by all you wonderful readers! Thanks!! Just the same, I think this will be the last of this type of chapter for awhile, though. After all, I didn't want to see some cute ideas go to waste! But I will still include other suggestions intermixed with my own stuff in the future from y'all, so don't feel like you can't throw in your own two 'bad penny' cents!!! Sorry! Couldn't help myself!! Anyhow, hope you like them just the same. And, oh, goodie, as you can see, I made this chapter a bit longer so as to make up for the fact that I was out-of-town last week! I give FULL credit to any of the actual quotes of the shows here, too, to that particular episode!! And, uh-oh. Don't forget the "IDNOAC" thing! It'll come back—just like a bad penny! *permission to groan*. Ah, here is Chapter 12!!
Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 12—Readers' Suggestions, Part 3
Blooper 56: (idea contributed by acosta perez jose ramiro)
Splitting Images:
Danny's ghost sense gets activated and he then turns and sees the Box Ghost…who is wearing boxing gloves, head gear and boxing shorts.
Box Ghost: BEWARE! I'm the Boxing Ghost. Fear my punching terror!
Butch: CUT! Box Ghost, what are you doing?
Box Ghost: Hey, it's better than your idea of making me the Ghost of Mechanical Frogs in this episode! Beware!
Blooper 57 (idea contributed by Moony's Metamorphmagus)
Parental Bonding:
Danny (overshadowing Jack and walking through the crowd of dancers): Excuse me, excuse me, adult coming through. I shave everyday…
Tucker: EWW. Didn't need to know that, dude.
Sam: Yeah! I agree!
Danny (still overshadowing Jack): Hey, you're not supposed to know it's me until I tell you!
Butch: CUT!
Blooper 58 (idea contributed by little eli)
Reality Trip:
Freakshow has the Realty Gauntlet on and is placing the gems he has retrieved in them.
Freakshow: The Gem of Life….The Gem of Form…The Gem of Fantasy…
The gems sparkles, and Freakshow looks at the gauntlet.
Freakshow: And put them with the power source, and… thanks to you--
He smiles and taps his head with one of his fingers.
Freakshow: --I now know how to activate the gauntlet!
Just then, the gauntlet accidentally falls off his hand and crashes to the ground.
Freakshow (smiling sheepishly): Well, I thought I knew how to activate the gauntlet!
Butch: CUT!
Blooper 59 (idea contributed by little eli)
Reality Trip:
Lydia, the ghost with all the tattoos, has just commanded her three bat tattoos to come back to her. When they do, she is jolted and falls from the impact.
Lydia: HEY! That wasn't supposed to happen!
Prop Man (smiling sheepishly): Ooops?
Blooper 60 (idea contributed by Ash-Night16)
One of a Kind:
Tucker has just dropped the Fenton Thermos and releases all the captured ghosts.
Tucker: Hey, I don't remember that being in the script!
He realizes his mistake and pulls off his beret, rushes the camera and covers it with his beret.
Cameraman: You really have to do something about that dandruff problem, Tucker.
Blooper 61 (idea contributed by Ash-Night16)
Flirting with Disaster:
Sam has just taken her binoculars away from her face after spying on Danny and Valerie.
Sam: Of course the Ferris wheel would stop there. Why wouldn't it?
Tucker starts to laugh.
Sam (confused): What? You're not supposed to be laughing!
Sam turns to Butch, who sees that Sam has large dark comical-looking rings around her eyes.
Butch (trying not to laugh): Uh, you look like a raccoon! Someone put ink on the rim of your binoculars!
Sam (growls and starts to chase after Tucker): I'm going to get you for that, Tucker!
Blooper 62 (idea contributed by Nano Phantom)
Teacher of the Year:
Take 1:
Danny is at home right after Mr. Lancer has taken him there. Mr. Lancer has just chewed Danny out in front of his family when Danny's phone rings. He takes it out of his pocket, but just before he can answer it, he drops it. The phone shatters.
Danny (smiles in embarrassment): Uh, we can still make that a go, can't we?
Butch: Well, Bob forgot to turn on the camera and we're all out of phone props, so, no, we can't! LUNCH everyone!
Take 2:
Same scene. Danny's phone rings and he takes it out of his pocket and looks at the caller ID.
Danny: It's Tucker.
Jack: He's busy!
Jack squeezes the phone but it doesn't break.
Jack: Gosh, I gotta be pretty weak if I can't break the phone and the floor can!
Butch, smiling in triumph, holds up and pats the box that the phone came in. Everyone laughs when they see what's printed on the box: "Danny-proof phone".
Blooper 63 (idea contributed by Trinity Fenton-Phantom)
The Fright Before Christmas
(Deleted Ending)
After the spell is broken, Danny goes to visit the ghost at their Christmas-truce dinner. All of them are enjoying the dinner when an obviously very angry Ghost Writer bursts in. All the other ghosts gasp.
Ghost Writer (growling): You think you are so clever
That your spell has been broken
But all that happiness won't ever
Escape from what will be spoken
Ghost Writer suddenly frowns in confusion. The other ghosts begin to giggle.
Ghost Writer (angrily pressing on): What is this? What is this?
This cannot, cannot be!
I should not be the one amiss
With this rhyming stuff, you see!
I am the master of words and of rhyme
And though I am now in the spell, true
You will all still beware me this time
And to all your effrontery, rue
This time, all the other ghosts begin to laugh at Ghost Writer's dilemma. He grunts, and though still livid, stomps out of the room while yelling.
Ghost Writer (yelling as he leaves): So laugh, you fools, as long as you can
Keep as happy as can be
And beware, all, even more ever than
For you haven't seen the last of me!
Blooper 64 (contributed by Trinity Fenton-Phantom)
The Ultimate Enemy
(Deleted Scene)
Clockwork and the Observants are looking into the Time Orb. The future older Valerie has just blasted Evil Dan Phantom, throwing him into a nearby building. Smoke abounds. But when the smoke clears, Evil Dan Phantom is no where in sight. Future Valerie, Sam and Tucker look around and now that see that young Danny is also missing.
Butch: CUT! Where are Evil Dan and Danny? Danny! Dan!
A piece of rubble falls down, revealing Danny and Evil Dan behind it…playing chess?
Butch (exasperated): Uh, you guys mind telling me what you're doing?
Dan: Well, all this violence was too much for us, so we decided to let the chess game determine the winner!
Danny smiles and nods in agreement while everyone else grab their faces and pulling downward, stretch their faces in annoyance.
Blooper 65 (contributed by PunkMichPhantom)
Public Enemies
Jack has just activated the ghost shield around the picnic tables outside of the school. He has informed the students eating out there, including Danny, Sam and Tucker, that they have only a few minutes to eat.
Jack: This portable ghost shield has only enough power for 15 minutes. So chew, chew like the wind!
He looks over to Danny, and Danny is eating his salad with chopsticks!
Jack: Hey! You can't chew like the wind with those things!
Danny: I know, Dad, but I didn't get a chance to use them at the Japanese restaurant we ate at last night!
Butch: Cut!
Blooper 66 (contributed by BrandyMyDog)
Prisoners of Love
Danny, now in his human form, has just grabbed the present floating in Warden Walker's office.
Walker (grabbing unsuccessfully at Danny): Why…can't …I…touch you?
Danny: Forget it Walker. This is the Ghost Zone. I'm not just a ghost, I'm human. Your rules don't apply.
Danny grabs the Specter Speeder as it begins to move. But instead of phasing through the wall like it's supposed to, the Speeder slams into a solid wall. Danny is jolted to the floor and the present flies out of his hand.
Danny (looks sheepishly up at the now glaring Walker): Uh, heh-heh. Just kidding?
Butch: Cut! I told the props man he couldn't take his break now!
Blooper 67 (contributed by QueenSkellington)
Shades of Gray
Scene in front of Valerie's house, where she and her father are taking their packed things out of their old home.
Cujo has just grabbed Danny by the leg of his hazmat suit. But instead being dragged by Cujo, Danny's pants leg rips off.
Danny: Oh, man, this is a new suit and I just had it cleaned!
Butch: Cut!
Blooper 68 (contributed by animephoenix2468)
Pirate Radio
Youngblood and his pirates appear in a flying ship at the top of Fenton Works. They shoot hooks attached to ropes from their cannons. But one hook has no rope on it.
Skeleton Pirate (frowning): Shiver me timbers! I've always wanted to swing from a rope and now I can't.
Youngblood giggles.
A/N: CUT!! Well, guys, that's all for this week! I apologize if the format of this chapter was screwed up, since it was difficult for me to get the FF format to cooperate--and believe me, I TRIED MANY TIMES! And then, I just gave up on trying to get it to be in the format I wanted. *sighs* Oh, well, there's still more to come, since I've a few up my own sleeve, so watch for them! And feel free to send any of your thoughts and ideas to me! I just might snatch your ideas right up!
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