A/N: Well, shiver me timbers! It's Friday already? Whoah!! And now, now. Hold onto your seahorses there, maties! There are--and have been--so many GREAT ideas ya have thrown at me already that I could just bust mi buttons! Wa-hoo! I mean, I sure had a lot of fun toying with the past ones--uh with full credit to you for the idea, of course! But now it's my turn at these bloopers! And there will be plenty of opportunity for me to wickedly twist…er, I mean, for me to embellish upon your ideas in later chapters! The thought of it makes me as excited as a hog wallowing in its pigpen. Uh, wait. No, that's not what I wanted to say! How about being as excited as a kid in a candy store?! Darn! Well, if you will still hang on, I might get the urge to stop with all these lame--but I must say, clever--catch phrases--or maybe NOT!! But in any case, some of these below bloopers are REAL ones from the show (with my exclusive 'behind-the-scenes' report). Ooorr...I made them up. Can you tell the difference? And, of course, there is that 'IDNOAC' thing and total credit to quotes or near quotes from a particular show. So, with that: Hope you enjoy! Action!
Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 13—Here We Go
Blooper 69
Public Enemies:
Maddie has just aimed the Bazooka at Danny's head, and said her line. Then, the gun beeps.
Maddie starts to laugh as she reads the note. She doesn't say anything else but continues to laugh.
Cue prompter person (hurriedly and frantically whispering): Uh, Maddie…
Maddie (realizing she's missing her cue and still laughing): Sorry! I can't repeat what the note says. But it's so funny anyhow!
Butch: CUT!
Blooper 70
One of a Kind
Danny, Tucker and Sam are sitting on the bleachers on the football field eating lunch.
Sam (looking at Danny and sighing): Danny, eat something.
Danny (exasperated and looking all around): How can I when Skulker could be anywhere?
Tucker (picking up milk carton): Hey, this food was scheduled to be eaten.
Tucker opens the milk cartoon and instead of an energy ring charging out—out pops the Box Ghost!
Danny, Tucker and Sam all groan together: Wrong scene!
Box Ghost: Uh. Sorry! But, what the heck! BEWARE!
Stage crew laugh.
Blooper 71
One of a Kind:
Skulker has just brought Danny over to the Fenton Portal in order to take him as a prisoner into the Ghost Zone.
Danny: What are you doing?
Skulker: Bringing you back to my world….Where I can put you on display.
Danny: What?
Skulker: Ha! At last! Time to put you in your cage.
Danny: NOOOOO!!
Sam runs up and puts herself between Danny being held by Skulker and the Fenton Portal.
Sam: 'No' is right Danny!...Cages are wrong!... How do you think Sampson feels being
in a cage?
Skulker: But—
Sam: He's a beautiful animal and deserves to run free!
Skulker: I—
Sam: Should be ashamed.
Taking advantage of the distraction, Danny growls and his eyes are now blue.
Skulker: Uh, that's not right! Your eyes are blue!
Danny (changing his eyes back to green): Oh, sorry! All this talk about poor Samson... Heh-heh, doesn't that just made my green eyes blue!
Skulker (chuckling): Hey, good one! I get it! Like that old song, 'Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue'—only your eyes are green—and blue!
Sam groans.
Butch: CUT!
Blooper 72
Masters of All Time
Jack and Maddie are at the Material Grille, dancing in their 80's garb during Disco Nite.
Maddie: Finally got our eighties night out!
Jack: You know, it's too bad that Vlad had to fly back to Wisconsin so suddenly. He'd love this place, right Danny?
Danny jumps into the scene.
Danny: Gnarly!
Danny moon walks backward on the stage until he passes Jazz.
Jazz (with a frown): If anyone asks, I was adopted!
Danny: Let's just say that I've come to terms with Mom and Dad's past. I wouldn't change it again, even if I could.
He twirls on his heels into a wild, tight spin, only to twirl right off the stage, falling into the audience below the stage.
Butch: CUT! Uh, Danny, you did rehearse this scene before, right?
Danny (sheepishly smiles): Of course I did! But, hey, what did you expect? This isn't natural, ya know. After all, I wasn't a teen in the eighties!
Butch rolls his eyes as the audience laughs.
Blooper 73
Prisoners of Love
Lights flash onto Danny as he sits chained to a prisoner chair in prisoner clothes.
Walker: Trespassing…loitering…creating a disturbance…and possession of 'Real World' contraband.
Wrapped present floats by Danny and he grunts trying to reach it, but is unsuccessful.
Danny: Uh, excuse me, sir, but, but….
Walker: The name's Walker…Know it. Fear it. Obey it.
He pulls Danny up off the chair. Danny has bare skin showing between his prisoner shirt and pants instead of his black-and-white hazmat suit. Yet, he's still wearing gloves.
Walker (finally noticing): Hey! Why are you still wearing gloves? That's against the rules!
Danny (wincing): Uh, they go great with the prison clothes stripes?
Butch (laughing): CUT!
Blooper 74
Bitter Reunions
Vlad Plasmius has just thrown a very beaten-up Danny through the double-doors of his library. Danny is thrust to the floor, and falls unconscious. Vlad Plasmius phases through the doors just in time to see Danny transform back to his human form.
But just before Vlad speaks in surprise, he hears a loud knock coming from the floor, right next to the unconscious Danny.
Plasmius: Huh?
*Knock-knock*
Plasmius: Who's there?
Muffled voice answers him with another knock.
Plasmius (listening more carefully): Uh, Jack?
Jack's muffled voice coming from the floor: Hello? Hello? Oh, Vlad? Is that you? I'm still down here! Please tell Butch that I don't know how to get out of this bathroom!
Butch (laughing): Cut! Sorry, Jack!
A/N: Uh, well, that's all for now! Hope to e-hear from you soon! And stay tuned. There's more to come!
