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"It's that time again," said Yakko.

"To turn well known songs on their heads?" said Dot.

"To be procrastinated for another week?" asked Wakko.

"No, it's time to learn the moral of the day," said Yakko.

"NO!" Screamed Dot.

"WAAHHHHHHH!!!" Cried Wakko.

"Stop crying! Who will teach children if cartoons don't shove it down there throats?" said Yakko.

"School?" said Dot.

"Responsible parents?" said Wakko.

"That walrus guy and the red head that always blow stuff up?" said Dot.

"Alright, besides them," said Yakko.

"Jeapordy?" said Wakko.

"Ahhhhhhh… ok, why are WE being forced to do this again?" asked Yakko.

"The FCC will have our hides if we don't!" said Spielberg.

"Why do they make everything have a lesson?" asked Wakko.

"Because they are fun haters, now get on with it!" said Spielberg.

"Fine, fine…" said Yakko, "Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson that we shall learn, moral number 34, and the lesson of today is… Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Megan Fox cannot act, that is true."

"Talk about an understatement," said Dot.

"I thought she did a great job in Transformers," said Wakko.

"So does every guy that does not look at her mouth," said Dot.

"Goodnight everybody!" said Yakko, "YIPES!"

"Shhh… I'm hunting… uhhhh… dogs!" said Elmor.

G-g-g-goodnight everybody!