Disclaimer: Christmas shopping is harder then I thought.
"It's that time again!" said Yakko.
"To dress as Santa so kids give us cookies?" asked Wakko.
"To bring happiness, joy, and our toy lines to the world?" asked Dot.
"No, it's time to give today's lesson," said Yakko.
"NO!" screamed Wakko and Dot.
"Do we have to learn on Christmas?" asked Wakko.
"It's suppose to be the best time of the year! Not the worst!" Yelled Dot.
"One, it is "the Holidays" now my younger siblings," said Yakko.
"Why does it have to be the "holidays" when over 2 billion people practice one of them?" said Dot.
"Why is it a crime to say Merry Christmas?" asked Wakko.
"Do you want to have everyone in the country sue us?" asked Yakko.
"Fine… Happy Holidays…" mumbled Dot, "…stupid politically correct f…"
"And don't you want to make sure your on the nice list Dot?" asked Yakko.
"…udge filled lovable people!" said Dot.
"Yeah, I LOVE the politically correct!" said Wakko before pulling out Hilary Clinton and kissing her.
"PEW PWEH PEW!" Wakko spat after kissing the former first Lady.
"You asked for it," said Yakko, "Wheel of morality turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson that we shall learn, Moral number 12, and the moral of today's story is… It's the time of joy, it's the time of giving, and it's a time to ram into somebody for that parking place."
"Wow, talk about a brutal holiday," said Dot.
"You should see what happens inside of the stores," said Yakko.
Merry Christmas to all…" said Wakko, before a cough is heard from off screen, "Uhhh… Happy holidays to all, and to all…"
"GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!"
Merry Christmas to all, and to all, may I have the will to do that Animaniacs Christmas special I've been planning.
