A/N: Well, well, well, bloopers happen all the time, don't they? Ah, wow, what do ya know? There are more of them below!! It's a good thing we just happened to have had a camera on hand when they happened then, huh? So, here is Chapter 14 with the IDNOAC and do not own some of the dialogue taken from the show! And, oh, OK, so I've included a couple of ideas from a couple of readers here! I only did that because I don't want to get backlogged with those great ideas like what happened before. And, darn it, I liked them!! So, roll it, Marv!
*picture bounces and static jitters before clearing*
Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 14—Roll It
Blooper 75
Splitting Images
Take 1
Danny-in-Sydney-Poindexter's-body is holding up the mirror he just pulled out of Sydney Poindexter's 1950s locker, threatening to break it if Sydney-Poindexter-in-Danny's-body doesn't give his body back to him.
Sydney-Poindexter-in-Danny's-body: What?
Danny-in-Sydney-Poindexter's-body: One false move and I smash your door back to my world!
Sydney Poindexter: You wouldn't! You'd strand us both here!
Danny: Try me!
Sydney Poindexter: I gotta better idea! I can make you! With your powers, I can make you do anything!
Sydney-Poindexter-in-Danny's-body then overshadows Danny-in-Sydney-Poindexter's-body and Danny-in-Sydney-Poindexter's-body drops the mirror.
*CRASH*
Danny-in-Sydney-Poindexter's body (cringing): Uh, that's not my fault! I only did what the script says! How was I to know that it wasn't supposed to break?
Butch: Cut!
Take 2
Danny, now back in his own body, has just returned to the Real World and to his friends. He has learned his lesson in bullying. Sam ends that conversation…
Sam: Now that's the Danny I remember.
Danny: Just one more thing to do…
Danny yanks the mirror out of his Real World locker. He throws it down to the floor and it doesn't break!
Danny (cringing): Uh, that's not my fault—again!
Butch (groaning): Yeah, I know! And just who was the smart alec who switched the props?
Tucker giggles, and Butch gets up and chases him.
Blooper 76
Shades of Gray
Danny has just phased through the floor behind the basketball court bleachers to confront a large Cujo. Once the large Cujo sees him, Cujo reverts back to his puppy stage and scratches at the floor.
Danny: You're looking for something? What are you looking for? Sam was right. Ghost dog or not, and you're looking for something….
Just then, Danny hears an ectoplasmic blast shot from behind him. Before he knows it, both Cujo and he are captured by a pink ectoplasmic net.
Valerie the Red Huntress: Uh, sorry, Danny!
Danny (struggling in net): That would be so bad if it weren't for Cujo's bad ghost dog breath!
Blooper 77
Bitter Reunions
Danny is encased in his ectoplasmic shield after confronting Vlad Plasmius in Vlad's library.
Danny: I know who you are. I'll tell my father. I'll tell everyone.
Vlad Plasmius: And so will I. Honestly, if you expose me, you expose yourself.
Just then, a horn blows and the Specter Speeder crashes into him. He is thrown away and regains his balance, floating above a normal floor.
Vlad Plasmius (grabbing Maddie): Mind if I cut in?
Maddie: Let go of me!
Vlad Plasmius: Never again, woman!
Scene cuts to Danny, who is then embedded in lots of floor rubble that wasn't there moments before!
Danny (blushing at the blooper): Uh, nobody saw that, did they? The props man told me to do that!
Blooper 78
Pirate Radio
Youngblood, dressed as a pirate captain, appears from out of the shadows on board a floating pirate ship.
Youngblood: Avast ye, aw man, what's the word? (looks at his parrot)
Parrot: Scurvy dogs…
Youngblood: That's right! Avast ye, scurvy dogs! Prepare to be bordered by Captain Youngblood and his skeleton crew!
Just as Youngblood is talking, the camera shows all of his ghost crew. One has an eyeball hanging out of his socket, attached to the socket by a long thin membrane. Another has a red-and-white cap on his head and is twirling his head 360 degrees. Just as that ghost pirate almost completes his revolution, his head promptly falls off and falls to the ground with a loud thump.
Everyone on the set gasps…
Youngblood: Oh, man, are you all right?
But in the next moment…
*WHACK*
The pirate with his eyeball hanging out of his socket uses his eyeball as a kind of sticky rope that promptly suctions itself onto the fallen head. In the next instant, the fallen head is being reeled in as if it were a yo-yo attached to a rubber band and then promptly placed back onto its rightful ghostly body in one quick swoop.
Pirate with dangly eyeball (sounding both bored and irritated): Never mind him. That happens all the time!
Pirate with red-and-white cap (sheepishly): Uh, sorry!
Butch: Cut!
Blooper 79 (thanks to stick fight3)
Phantom Planet
Plasmius has just exited the ghost portal with the Infi-Map.
Plasmius: What a glorious morning! Defeating Frostbite and pilfering the all-powerful Infi-map! all If this keeps up, I should be ruling the galaxy by lunch!
He's shot by an ectoplasmic ray. Danny, Sam and Tucker are pursuing him in the Specter Speeder.
Danny (on speaker): Kitchen's closed, Plasmius! Give us the map!
Tucker fires at Plasmius just as Danny enters the back half of the Specter Speeder and seals it off from the rest of the cockpit.
Danny: Let's rock!
Sam (about to hit large red button): Three…two…one…hatchet!
Sam slams hard on the large red button and….nothing happens! Danny slams into the non-blown off hatchet.
Danny (rubbing his head): Uh, what happened?
Props man: Well, we've run out of those little explosive things, so couldn't you just go intangible?
Butch (groaning): Cut!
Blooper 80 (thanks to I-am-who-I-am. Get-over-it.)
The Fright Before Christmas
Ghost Writer is just starting the spell of the 'Fright Before Christmas' by typing frantically on his ghostly keyboard.
Ghost Writer (speaking as he types):
Danny Fenton hates Christmas
He hates it a lot
Which is why I've inserted the boy into this plot.
He pauses a bit, suddenly frowning.
Ghost Writer (wincing) :
Uh, and since he has destroyed what was clearly mine.
I am really sorry, folks, but I've forgotten my next line!
Butch: Cut!
Danny (with a smirk): Oh, darn!
At least he tried
Better that than have lied!
Butch groans.
A/N: Well, that's a wrap for now, folks! Uh, don't worry, there's more to come. I still have a couple of ideas on the back burner from some readers—but I haven't come up with any sizzling punch line yet! Oh well, our job is never done, is it?? In any case, thanks for reading and, BTW, I have a cure for that itchy finger, and it's green and square and right below this note and—conveniently—right in the middle of the page!! How cool is that?
