Hey, gang! Do you believe in magic? Well, I certainly do! In fact, this chapter is devoted to a magic trick I saw a lot in the DP series, namely: the magic trick of objects appearing and disappearing into mid-air—without any rhyme or reason! And just for your info, these were REAL bloopers in the show! One minute the said object wasn't there, and the next it was! It was as if it appeared at the right time—like magic!! Or, the object wasn't there and then was there when it shouldn't have been—like magic!! So, here is that IDNOAC disclaimer and FULL credit given to the authors of the actual dialogue from the show before this chapter and are you ready, then? Here is Chapter 15. Enjoy and ….Abracadabra *POOF*

Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 15—It's Magic!

Blooper 81

My Brother's Keeper

"The Magic Fenton Thermoses"

Take 1

Scene where Danny, who is in his very plain hazmat suit, has been pushed out of the school building by Bertrand in his green wolf form (Well, I think it's a wolf! Some people say it's a wildcat, but wildcats do not have bushy tails, so there! Uh, but then again, maybe that form is a wildCat/Dog??)

Bertrand (in wolf form and about to claw Danny, whom he has pinned against a tree): You thought you could fight us? You're nothing but a scared little kid!

Danny phases into the tree just as Bertrand tried to attack him with his claws. A moment later--*POOF*--Danny's phasing from the ground fully armed with a Fenton thermos strapped onto a bandolier-like strap!

Danny (noticing the change and winking): Thanks, Butch! Great hint!

Take 2

Scene right after Danny saves Jazz from the laser beam. He has just put her down when Spectra grabs him and shoves him against a far side wall.

Spectra: Look at you…

Spectra knocks the Fenton thermos completely out of Danny's hands while keeping him pinned against the wall.

Spectra: What are you? A ghost trying to fit in with humans? Or some creepy little boy with creepy little powers?

Danny: Both! Uh, neither! I don't know!

And in the next shot, *POOF* Danny has two Fenton thermoses—one in his left hand and one strapped onto his back!!

Then Spectra zaps him of his energy and he falls to the floor. *POOF* The Fenton thermoses have disappeared! And then in the very next shot, *POOF* another Fenton thermos strapped to a bandolier-like strap appears!

Jazz (looking on and sighing): He does have to pay more attention in these fights!

Blooper 82

Maternal Instinct

Man, am I going to have a field day with this one!!! Hee-hee! OOPs, here are the:

"The Magic Props"

Take 1

Beginning scene when Danny is practicing and Tucker and Sam are keeping records of his progress. Sam is feverishly writing on a clipboard as Danny shows off his skills.

Just as Danny turns invisible and then overshadows Tucker, *POOF* the clipboard has changed into a remote control!

Prop Man: Hey, how did you do that, Sam?

Sam: Well, this remote control is from Denmark!

Take 2

Danny has just yelled in surprise and slight fear when he sees the bear rug right at the feet of the chair in which he is sitting. Shortly after that, Vlad walks up to where Danny is sitting and steps onto the bear rug…

Vlad: That would be an oxymoron, dear boy. And speaking of 'morons' how is your old man?

Danny growls in anger and his eyes turn a bright green.

Vlad: Oooh, the scary eyes!

Vlad at once shoots pink energy beams out of his eyes, Danny jumps out of the way and falls to the ground just before Vlad's energy beams bore a hole in the back of the chair.

Vlad then walks over to Maddie.

Vlad: Maddie, I'm so glad you're here. It gives me the chance to apologize for Jack's behavior at our college reunion.

Next scene shows Danny kneeling next to the still smoldering chair. And *POOF* the bear rug is gone!

Danny (looking down): Uh, why did the props man take the bear rug?

Props man: Be glad that I did! The flea infestation is brutal at this time of year!

Take 3

Jazz has just put on her mother's blue hazmat suit and then her father comes in with a big bazooka and a tube thingy with lots of long ropes hanging out of it.

Those weapons remain the same throughout the scene until….

Jazz: No way! I'm not like you or mom! I'm a brilliant, reasonable and sophisticated girl…

Jack (completing her thought): …in a blue hazmat suit.

Jazz: …in a blue…Yack! Quit messing with me! No more talk about ghost fighting, OK?

Crashing sounds abound all around them and they see ghosts coming through the walls…

Jack: No more talk, action!

Jack then grabs the bazooka and tube thingy with lots of long ropes hanging out of it off of the floor and throws the bazooka to Jazz. But in the very next instant, *POOOF* Jack is activating a tube which jettisons out a whirly thing on top of it instead of all those long ropes!

Jack (looking at his weapon): Hey, I didn't know it could do that! Cool!

Take 4

Scene right as Danny and his mother are in the DALV helicopter and are landing in front of Fenton Works. Jack is watching them land and then turns to Jazz.

Jack: Quick, Jazz, they're back! Remember, not a word of what went on here!

Jazz (holding onto a full garbage bag, broom and dustpan): My lips are sealed. And as long as the house is ghost-free, they'll never know…And, oh, Dad, thanks!

Jack smiles and then without another word, he does a huge standing broad jump to the couch. The rest of the living room is conspicuously vacant of extra props except two pillows and a needlepoint work mounted on a hoop sitting on the couch. Jack quickly grabs the needlepoint work as Danny and Maddie come into the house.

In the next scene, Jack has the needle and needlepoint work in hand.

Jack: Hey, hey. Look who's back! How was your weekend?

Danny and Maddie: Totally dull! Boring! Snore!

Danny excuses himself and leaves. And then, in the very next scene, *POOF* Jack is holding a cup!

Maddie: Jack, weren't you just holding your needlepoint?

Jack: Yes, but I always keep a cup of soda stashed under the sofa cushions—just in case, you know!

Butch: CUT!

Blooper 83

Attack of the Killer Garage Sale

"The Magic Electric Razor"

Scene where Danny is driving back on his little scooter with his 'high end' sweat suit in tow.

A maniac, ghost-possessed electrical razor nearly runs him through, but Danny manages to avoid it and its cord all together. The razor and its cord fly totally away from Danny.

However, in the very next moment, *POOF* that same cord is in the picture again, this time wrapping itself around his waist.

Danny: Persistence sure pays off, doesn't it?

CUT!!!


A/N: *POOF* I'm back! There are LOTS more of these types of bloopers in the show. In fact, a few more of them might be thrown into the next chapter! Hope you enjoyed these! And don't forget to push the little green button! It's GREAT therapy, ya know! Bye, now! *POOF*