A/N hi guys this is the chapter where Logan gives Kendall the talk. Hilarity may ensue depending on your sense of humor. And please tell me that while reading any of my stories you at least cracked a grin or smile.
Chapter 20
Logan was at the store with Kendall buying clothes for him. Logan hated clothes shopping but Kendall needed a new pair of jeans and a shirt. When they made their choice of clothing to buy, Logan headed out. He bought Kendall a lollipop just for kicks and they drove off. Logan borrowed a rental car for the week because he was just so tired of walking.
Kendall giggled as flies came and flew out. The leaves were starting to change color but it was still hot as hell out there.
"Baby, you want a smoothie?" Logan asked briefly shooting his glance towards Kendall.
"Yes, please Logie." He said grinning. Logan turned into McDonalds and waited a long time in line for their smoothies. He sighed in relief as they got their smoothies. The cashier smiled and closed the window and Logan sped off.
"Logie, I just wanna drive." Kendall said drinking his strawberry smoothie and licking his lollipop.
"Drive where?" Logan asked.
"I don't know I just wanna go for a ride." Kendall said as if he couldn't dumb it down anymore. Logan nodded and they started to drive.
Kendall soon finished his lollipop and started to drink his smoothie.
"Logie, where are we going?" Kendall asked. Logan furrowed his eyebrows, frankly he didn't know, he was just, driving.
"I'm taking you for a drive to explore." Logan said. Kendall nodded. His eyes glimmered when he saw a huge ocean view. It looked beautiful it looked like somebody filled up the whole ocean with glitter.
"Logie I want bubbles." Kendall said. Logan sighed.
"Why are you so random?" He asked Kendall.
"What does random mean, Logie?" Kendall asked.
"It means you switch subjects a lot." Logan said.
"I want bubbles, Logie." Kendall said throwing his head back, sighing.
"Later, Kendall." Logan promised. Kendall nodded. He put a hand on his stomach wincing.
"What's the matter, baby?" Logan asked worriedly.
"Logie, my tummy hurts." Kendall said wincing again.
"I don't think your stomach agrees with whipped cream." Logan confirmed. Every time Kendall had something with whipped cream his stomach would hurt and he would get sick. That's why Logan stopped putting whipped cream on his pancakes even though Kendall begged him not to, he didn't pay attention to Kendall's drink and that's probably the first thing Kendall devoured.
"No, whip cream is good, Logie." Kendall said.
"Yeah but not for you." Logan said. He easily turned around.
"We'll go home, okay?" Logan said. Kendall nodded uneasily closing his eyes. Logan sighed; he'd have to pay more attention next time.
When they got home, Kendall's eyes bulged open; he rushed inside and slammed the bathroom door shut.
Logan knocked on the door. "Kendall you alright?" he asked.
"Yes Logie, I'm fine." He heard Kendall's muffled voice from the bathroom.
"Will you let me in?" Logan asked. He heard a flush and a spit and running water. The door opened and Kendall was red.
"No more, whipped cream, Logie." He said sighing. Logan nodded.
"I'm going to take a nap, Logie my tummy still feels weird. Sleep with me?" Kendall asks extending his arm.
Logan nodded kissing, Kendall's temple. They got to the bedroom and Logan didn't feel like napping so he sat, with his back against the headboard and Kendall lay on his chest. He whispered sweet nothings to him until he fell asleep. He mumbled a lot in his sleep. Logan observed.
Kendall looked so innocent in his sleep, how was Logan to ruin all of that with the talk? He sighed. Kendall would still be the same, just more eager to play the game. Logan chuckled. You've got to know the rules before you play a game right?
Logan sat and thought of ways to tell him. He knew Kendall would shriek in disgust after he saw what it was all about. He laughed to himself remembering Kendall and the woman's balloon things.
He traced gentle patterns on Kendall's back. The phone rang suddenly and Logan jerked a little in surprise. He answered and it was Carlos.
"Hello, Logie…I'm pretty sure you know why I called." Came Carlos' smug voice through the phone.
"You won the bet didn't you?" Logan asked rubbing Kendall's back as he shifted.
"Damn straight." Carlos whooped on the phone.
Logan pulled the phone away from his ear. Carlos started blabbering excitedly in Spanish. He did that when he was excited. When he calmed down Logan said, "I didn't understand a damn word you said."
"You don't have to; the only thing that matters is that I won!" Carlos squeaked.
"What happened?" Logan asked eagerly wanting to know.
"Today, I was cleaning the house…" Carlos began.
"Neat freak." Logan snorted through the phone.
"Logan shut the fuck up; I wanna talk about my victory." Carlos hissed.
Logan put his hands up in surrender even though Carlos couldn't see him. He placed them gently back on Kendall. "Continue." He said.
"Okay so as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted…" Carlos said.
Logan rolled his eyes.
"I was cleaning the house and James was watching television and I 'dropped' my paper and bent down in front of him to pick it up and he lost it…just like that." Carlos said proudly.
"That was the best sex ever." Carlos said sighing dreamily.
Logan grimaced. "I bet it was." He said sarcastically.
"See? I told you my ass was worth something." Carlos said. "Now, where's my other baby?" He cooed on the phone.
"He's sleeping on me." Logan said smiling down at Kendall.
"Awe." Carlos said. "Did you give him the talk yet?"
"No…how should I do it?" Logan asked.
"Use things…and don't forget about the good part when you stick you're…" Carlos giggled.
"Stop that!" Logan hissed. He could be listening. Kendall's a light sleeper."
"Well let's just hope he doesn't wake up on your kinky dreams." Carlos snickered loudly.
"Yeah…" Logan said. Kendall mumbled before plopping his head into Logan's lap. Logan squawked.
"What the hell was that?" Carlos asked.
"Kendall just put his face in my lap." Logan said.
"Oooh I know where this is going…" Carlos said. "Call me back." He said hanging up. Logan cursed his friend before hanging up too.
Logan tried to move Kendall but Kendall wouldn't budge.
"No, Logie…" Kendall moaned before moving.
"Kendall how are you feeling, babe?" Logan asked softly stroking his hair.
"Good, Logie. I want water." Kendall said frowning at the bad taste in his mouth.
Logan nodded getting up. Kendall followed him and sat down on the table. Logan grabbed a bottle of water also. He sat down and twiddled with his thumbs.
"Uh, Kendall…as you grow up there are some things you need to know about." Logan said. Kendall nodded.
"Like sex." Logan continued already feeling his nerves and muscles tensing. Kendall giggled.
Logan took an apple and an orange. "This apple and this orange like each other very much…and they want to show their love and not only say it." He made the apple and orange touch.
Kendall laughed. "That's silly; Logie…apples and oranges can't have sex." Kendall said as if Logan were the dumbest person in the world. Logan nodded.
"I know just pretend its me and you." Logan said. Kendall nodded.
"I want to be the apple!" he shrieked. Logan sighed.
"Kendall just listen and yes you can be the apple." Logan confirmed. Kendall nodded again.
"How do you have sex, Logie?" Kendall asked. Logan winced. He went inside of his room and grabbed his medical book.
"You see this?" Logan asked pointing to the male's…you know what.
Kendall nodded. "You have that and so do I." he grinned at Logan.
"Yeah, now the male has to get aroused." Logan said.
"What's that?" Kendall asked cutely cocking his head to the side.
"When down there gets…" Logan said willing for Kendall to get it.
"OH…I got that once!" Kendall said.
Logan nodded. "Then you put that into that." Logan said pointing to the male's rear.
Kendall furrowed his brows. "How? It won't fit." He said.
Logan sighed. Could Kendall get anymore curious?
"You'll see when you're older." Logan said.
"Does it feel good?" Kendall asked.
"Yes." Logan said. "It feels really good." Kendall grinned.
"Okay, Logie." Kendall said. Logan sighed in relief. He was glad he didn't have to tell Kendall about STDs and stuff like that. That would be a little much for him.
Logan sat on the couch and pinched the bridge of his nose. Kendall came and sat with him, kissing him.
"Don't be worried, Logie." Kendall said.
"I just didn't wanna tell you yet." Logan said sighing.
"Why not?" Kendall asked already knowing the answer.
"You're too young." Logan said grinning.
"As if I didn't hear that before, Logie." Kendall said resting his head in the crook of Logan's neck.
Logan turned on the television and flipped it to the medical channel. A woman was on the hospital bed. Logan looked curious as he turned up the volume. The woman spread her legs and screamed and Logan quickly flipped the channel cursing the irony of it.
"What was wrong with her, Logie?" Kendall asked softly.
"She was having a baby." Logan said.
"How did she get it?" Kendall asked. "And how does it fit inside of you?"
Logan groaned. "That's part two after sex." Logan said.
Kendall nodded against Logan's neck. "Logie?" he asked.
"Hm?" Logan replied.
"I still wanna have sex but I don't wanna have a baby." Kendall giggled. Logan grinned.
"You're still not gonna until you turn twenty-one and you won't have a baby only girl's do." Logan said.
"Well it stinks to be them." Kendall said.
"Yeah it does." Logan laughed. He kissed Kendall's lips.
"Logie?" Kendall asked again. Logan raised an eyebrow. "Yes, Kendall what is it now?"
"When Uncle Carlos said that I was gonna top, what did he mean?"
"Nothing, Kendall and I'm going to top." Logan said.
"Okay Logie." Kendall said burying his nose deeper into Logan's neck.
There was a long silence.
"Logie?" Kendall asked giggling. He knew he asked a lot of questions.
Logan laughed. "Yes Kendall." He said.
"How come you keep saying my name in your sleep? And you say bad words too, Logie." Kendall said.
Logan face palmed. "Kendall…please don't tell Uncle Carlos."
Kendall grinned. "You know I will, Logie." He said laughing.
Logan nodded. Kendall couldn't keep a secret to save his life. "I love you, baby." He said kissing Kendall.
"I love when you call me that, Logie." Kendall said. Logan laughed.
"I know that's why I keep saying it." Kendall kissed Logan back. "I love you too, Logie."
"I love it when you call me Logie." Logan said.
"I know that's why I say it." Kendall said.
Logan laughed, attacking Kendall with kisses while Kendall giggled his head off.
Kendall was never going to stop being innocent.
A/N so that was it! How did you like the talk? Kendall asks a lot of questions don't he lol. And Carlos won the bet can you believe that? Who wants me to update Closed Book tomorrow?
