A/N: Hey there, gang and a very Merry Christmas to y'all! Hope you're keeping all warm with all those chestnuts roasting on an open fire. And, BTW, I really didn't understand what that meant at first. You see, since I'm from the South, I didn't have the chance to eat chestnuts roasted on anything until one year I got to visit some of my family up North during the winter. And, you know, I didn't like those chestnuts!! Man, was I ever disappointed and now that song will NEVER be the same!! And speaking of that song, I never had Jack Frost nipping at my nose, either! That sounds as appetizing as those chestnuts! And then….uh, oops! That's right. Get back on track, truephan!! Ahem.

Take 2: Merry Christmas to everyone!! And it's time for more bloopers to keep you chuckling as you sit by those chestnuts roasting on an open fire!!! Did ya ever notice that all our heroes are ambidextrous and fickle with that? Sometimes they do the 'great switch-a-roo' thing by changing hands or other objects right in the midst of a task!! But fortunately for y'all, I just happen to see some of those things that really happened in the show, and have dutifully reported some of the results below! And so, with that "IDNOAC" and "full-credit-to-the-authors-of-the-below-dialogue" thing finally said and done, here is Chapter 16. Enjoy, Merry Christmas, and you can have MY share of those chestnuts roasting on an open fire!

Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 16--The Great Switch-a-roos!

Blooper 84

Maternal Instincts

Sam is writing left-handed the first time she records Danny's speed on a clipboard. But when Danny goes intangible and Sam records that, she's writing right-handed.

Blooper 85

Control Freaks

Sam's mother is writing left-handed when taking notes on things that are 'immoral, obnoxious or objectionable' when under Freakshow's 'big top'. . Right after Jack belches, she scribbles that down using her right hand!

Blooper 86

The Ultimate Enemy

During the infamous "CAT" exam, evil Dan impersonating the young Danny is first seen writing left-handed. But then he pauses enough to send his evil duplicate into side-tracking Jazz outside the classroom. In the next instance, then, he has resumed writing with his right hand!

Blooper 87

Public Enemies

Sam is eating her salad with her right hand at first. Then Jack orders everyone to 'chew, chew like the wind'. Danny eats so fast, he accidentally swallows his spork.

Danny: I'm chewing so fast, I think I just swallowed my spork.

He makes his hand intangible and he retrieves the spork from his stomach.

Danny (smiling): There we go! (then frowns): All I know is that if I get five free minutes, I'm going to toss that blabbering hairball that started this right back into the Ghost Zone!

Jack (coming right up to Danny and Sam, yells): I said keep chewing!

Danny eats his salad with his left hand and Sam eats her salad with her right. But then, Tucker speaks.

Tucker: I don't think it was blabber. I think it was Esperanto.

Sam (now holding her fork with her LEFT hand): Esper-wha-wha?

Tucker: Hey how did you do that?

Sam: Do what?

Tucker: Change hands while eating like that! I've never seen anyone do that before!

Butch: Cut!

Blooper 88

Attack of the Killer Garage Sale

(Rejected Transformations)

Scene shortly after Technus forms his monster robot with Dash's computer and other flying garage sale stuff. Danny has just shoved Technus out of Dash's house after going upstairs from Dash's Bash party; and is now outside the house. Shortly after Danny confronts him, Technus' robot pulls out a remote to change Danny into other beings such as a cowboy, a blonde or Mr. Spock. But what the viewers don't know is that there were other transformations considered, but were rejected by the producers. Namely:

Darth Vader (breathes ominously)
Conan the Barbarian (growls in defiance)
Mini-Me (places little finger at side of mouth)
Napoleon (immediately slips his hand in between a small opening in the front
buttoning shirt)
Napoleon Dynamite ("Hey, I'm the freakin' sweet one, not that little jerk that was ahead
of me!")

Wulf (immediately scratches self)

The Terminator ("I'll be back")

Blooper 89

Teacher of the Year

(Behind the Scenes)

Opening scene is that Danny, Sam, and Tucker are looking for Technus. Danny is in ghost mode and Sam and Tucker are on their scooters. And they all have their Fenton Phones on. Not a big deal? It is when the Fenton Phones keep changing from ear-to-ear in a blink of an eye!

When they are first speaking to each other, the Fenton phones are respectively in Danny's left ear, Tucker's right ear and Sam's right ear.

Danny (flying with Fenton phone in his left ear): Last time Technus used a monster from the junk from my dad's shed. Be on the lookout for run-away appliances.

Tucker (riding on scooter with Fenton phone in his right ear): Copy. The objective is to beat the boss and power him down to 'level zero'.

Danny (walking down wall of building with Fenton phone still in is left ear): Uh, 'level zero' is a 'no man's land', Sam. It's a glitch in the Doomed program. If you get knocked into it, you're stuck there.

Sam (riding on scooter with Fenton phone in her right ear): I cannot begin to tell you how interesting that is.

Tucker (riding on scooter, but his Fenton phone is now in his LEFT ear): If you were 'game savvy', you would know that.

Sam (riding on scooter with Fenton phone still in her right ear): Oh, really? Let me tell you something…(interrupts herself)…Hold it! I got something! Fast-moving garage sale heading east toward the park...

Fast forward to the scene where Technus has just called all mechanized items to Amity Central Park. Sam has just called Danny and Tucker to notify them of the event. They all meet and see Technus just as he assembles all mechanized items around him to make a robot that looks like Chaos from Doomed. If you notice, then, Danny, Sam and Tucker now have NO Fenton phones in their ears for most of the below scene!

Danny: Look familiar? Technus saw me playing Doomed last night, and now he's trying to look like Chaos.

Tucker: The way you play Doomed, he shouldn't be hard to beat. (real dialogue blooper, BTW!)

Danny: Ignoring that. OK, Tuck, here's what we'll do. You distract him with a L2 throttle right maneuver, while I power up and engage him in battle mode.

Sam: What about me?

Danny: You stay here, Sam! You probably don't know anything about the moves we're talking about here.

Tucker: Yeah, you'd probably just get in the way!

Sam frowns.

Tucker is now on his scooter and his Fenton phone is in his RIGHT ear!

Tucker: Time to show him what five volts of manly battery power can really do!

Tucker then speeds his scooter all around the feet of Technus in his souped-up Chaos robot.

Tucker: I got him distracted! Hit him, Danny!

Danny fights Technus and is swatted into a tree. He falls to the ground at Sam's feet.

Sam: So much for 'battle mode', huh?

Danny then has the Fenton phone in his LEFT ear!

Danny: OK. This calls for 'advanced mode' with an intangibility bonus!

Danny turns intangible and rushes to Tucker who is still on his scooter. He makes Tucker and the scooter intangible as they race away from Technus trying to avoid Technus' ectoplasmic power beams.

Tucker: Yeah, boy! This is better than the Gauntlet of Doom in 'Level Nine'!

They avoid the beams, only for Danny rematerialize again, along with Tucker and his scooter. Technus then hits the back wheel of the scooter and they have to stop. Danny turns back to Technus, and his Fenton phone is GONE!

Technus' robot fires and Danny accidentally creates a shield, which refracts the beam. The refracted beam hits Technus and knocks him down.

Danny: Cool! How did I do that?

Technus gets irritated, thinks he needs to acquire new gaming skills to beat Danny and self-destructs his robot gear.

Tucker: You won! Great job, Danny!

Sam: What are you talking about? He self-destructed!

Danny (flies near the head of the destroyed robot that looks like Chaos): Ahh, whatever!

He changes back into his human self and he now has his Fenton phone in his RIGHT ear!

Danny: I'm here, he's gone and that means that my work here is done!

Butch (listening in on his Fenton phone): CUT!

Danny: What's wrong? Did we miss our lines?

Butch ignores Danny at first because he's still listening in on his Fenton phone. He then answers the person on the other end.

Butch: OK, OK, Mack, calm down! I'll ask them! (turns to Danny, Sam and Tucker and chuckles a bit): Uh, heh-heh, guys, that was the new tape editor, Mack. Seems he's upset that you guys have switched your Fenton phones several times in this whole scene and he wants a total re-shoot!

Tucker (whining): Oh, come on, Butch! We did a great job! So what about those stupid Fenton phones? No one will notice that we switched them!


Yeah, sure, no one noticed!!! Hope you're as stuffed as I am right now, and I am NOT talking about the bloopers!! And that really is the MAIN reason I can't write any more!!! Merry Christmas y'all!!!