Disclaimer: This fic is flammable. Setting it on fire, heating it up, or ranting at it inconchierenty may cause severe burns.

"It's that time again!" said Yakko.

"To listen to disco music?" asked Wakko.

"To make a cameo in a Pinky and the Brain short?" asked Dot.

"No," said Yakko, "Its time for the wheel of morality!"

"NOOOOO!" Wakko and Dot screamed on the ground.

"Hay, come on!" said Yakko, "It's been proven that children listen 300% more of the time when cute cartoon animals try to install lessons in their minds!"

"Then why not dress up teachers as Chuky Cheese!" yelled Dot.

"You think parents will be thrilled when they find a rat teaching their kids?" the said Yakko.

"Not well?" asked Wakko.

"Correct answer Wakko!" said Yakko in a suit with lights flashing all about, "You win one wheel spin!" Yakko grabs and spins the wheel, "Wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson that we shall learn, moral number pi, and the moral of today's story is… When you play with fire, you will want to think about what you do on the internet."

"Oh…meta," said Dot.

"Shhh… they don't know," said Yakko.

"WE WON! WE WON! WE WON!" chanted the Warners, "YIPES!"

"TIBET STILL ISN'T A COUNTRY!" yelled a fanboy.

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