A/N: So, are we all done with the holidays? Well, I'm NOT! In fact, I'm ready to par-tee just about any time! And so, guess what? It's time for that right now! I still have a collection of stuff left over from last week. Some are bloopers by other phans, some are my own, and some I don't know what to call. But before we start, don't forget the 'IDNOAC' thing, PLUS I give FULL credit to the authors of the actual or near actual dialogue of the episodes. Oh, and sorry for the technical difficulty below. I could not get this thing to make the poem single spaced! So, anyways, here is Chapter 18. Enjoy! Roll the tape, Marv!
Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 18—Mish-Mash
Blooper 94
Fanning the Flames
Cut to the scene where the students at Casper High are first getting prepared to take the all-important 'Northwestern 9 Standardized Test'. This scene takes place way before Ember makes Danny fall in love with Sam. Mr. Lancer is about to explain just how Danny, Sam and Tucker and their class are going to be studying for the test.
Take 1
Mr. Lancer: As you know, the Northwestern 9 standardized testing starts in two days. And because my bonus is proportional to your grades, we've installed the 'Cram, uh, cram….Oh, sorry, Stan. What's the name of it again?
Stan the cue man: Cramtastic Mark 5, the latest in state of the art subliminal study aide technology.
Take 2
Mr. Lancer: Right! Right. Ahem. As you know, the Northwestern 9 standardized testing starts in two days. And because my bonus is proportional to your grades, we've installed the 'Creamtastic Mark 5…'
Stan the cue man (a little irriated): "Cramtastic Mark 5!"
Butch: It's OK, Stan. Let's just try it again, OK?
Take 3
Mr. Lancer: OK. As you know, the Northwestern 9 standardized testing starts in two days. And because my bonus is proportional to your grades, we've installed the 'Cram…Uh, Cram-it-to-them. Uh, sorry!
Stan the cue man is beet red with irritation.
Mr. Lancer (smiles sheepishly): Again?
Stan the cue man (with gritted teeth): Cramtastic Mark 5!
Take 4
Mr. Lancer: OK. As you know, the Northwestern 9 standardized testing starts in two days. And because my bonus is proportional to your grades, we've installed the 'Craptastic Mark 5!!! Oh, CRAP!
Stan the cue man (leaving): You said it! I quit!
Blooper 95
Reign Storm
This is a real blooper, BTW.
Pariah Dark has the 'Crown of Fire' on his head when Vlad Plasmius unlocks the sarcophagus and wakes him up at the beginning of the episode. But the Ancient order of ghosts removed it from Pariah Dark and got rid of it before they put him in the sarcophagus, and so, the Ghost King was 'buried' without the 'Crown of Fire'.
Plasmius (noticing the crown): Uhm, I'm not one to worry or care about this kind of stuff; but aren't you supposed to have been in here all this time without your crown?
Pariah Dark (smiling sheepishly): Well, yes, but I couldn't help it! It really does wonder for my hair!
Butch groans.
Blooper 96
(thanks to animephoenix2468)
The Fright Before Christmas
Cut to the scene where Tucker is telling Sam why Danny doesn't like Christmas. This scene takes place right after Danny is a baby and when he is now four years old.
Tucker:
...Caught up in their rift on that jolly old fellow
They didn't see Danny's White Christmas turn yellow
And the one four years later was clearly no winner
Still arguing Santa, they spoiled Christmas dinner.
By spoiled I should say brought the turkey to life
Serving blood and revenge with a fork and with a knife.
In the very next instant, the attacking turkey is whacked by a broom wielded by six-year-old Jazz. It smacks against the wall and splats onto the ground before blowing up.
Jazz then twirls the broom around like an expert ninja, only to have it accidentally whirl out of her hands and then hit four-year-old Danny in the face. He starts to cry.
Jazz:
So sorry, Danny! I didn't mean to make you cry!
So, I'm not making this Christmas any better, am I?
Blooper 97
(thanks to animephoenix2468)
Shades of Gray
Cut to the scene where Danny and Sam are talking on a hill in a park. Sam is reading a dog obedience book.
Danny: I'm telling you: this is one bad dog! No matter how many times I throw him into the Ghost Zone, he digs his way out through the Fenton Portal, and he comes back to me!
Sam: Well, you're the only ghost in the area. So, train him! Ghost dog or not, he's still a dog! I think. Good luck!
Sam starts to walk off with the book in her hands.
Danny: Where are you going?
Sam: Hello! I can't be seen hanging around with a ghost kid!
Sam (looks at book): Here!
She throws it to Danny. But instead of phasing through his stomach, it smacks hard into it.
Danny (groaning): Ooooh! I wish I didn't forget my cue! I just ate, so I think I might hurl!
Sam (cringing): Sorry!
Butch: CUT!
Blooper 98
(thanks to I'm-paranormal33)
Phantom Planet
Take 1
Just before the scene where Danny is about to go into the Ghost Zone to capture some ghosts using the Fenton jet.
Butch: Sam, are you sure you're OK?
Sam: Yeah, sure Butch. I think I'm coming down with something. (sniffs a bit) But I'm good.
Butch (unsure): Well, OK. Then. Action!
Danny (looking at the Infi-map): Gotta go. According to the map, a portal's gonna open up at the pole any minute now.
Jazz (rushing to hug Danny): See you back here soon, little brother. And thanks…
Jazz walks off.
Sam then walks up to him, places his class ring into his open palm.
Sam: It's the ring you were going to give Valerie. You asked me to hold it for you, remember? Something tells me that it was really meant for me.
She turns it over so that the "SAM" engraving can be seen.
Sam: Take it with you. But promise that you'll bring it back. If you promise, then, then I know I'll see you again.
Danny: If we make it through this….
Sam (interrupts him): When we make it through this…
Danny: Right. When… we get through this….I have a few things I need to talk to you about.
Sam: I think I'd be willing to listen. And no matter how this thing ends… uh, uh…this whole ride we've been on together. I wouldn't change it for the world. Not one bit.
Danny: Me, neither. I…
She then kisses him lightly on the cheek.
He then leans in and is about to kiss her when...
Sam: ACHOOO!
Danny frowns and wipes his face off.
Sam (sniffling): Sorry!
Take 2
Cut to the scene at the end where Danny is about to give Sam his ring.
Butch: OK, let's hope we can get through this.
Sam: Me, too! (sniffles and wipes nose)
Butch: Action!
Sam (sadly): You'll probably get pretty busy.
Danny: What else is new?
Sam (still sadly): And I probably won't see much of you anymore.
Danny: Oh, I wouldn't count much on that.
He slips his ring on her.
Danny: Sam, I couldn't have done any of this without you. And I don't care what's coming next. I just hope that…whatever it is…you're there to share it with me.
Sam: I will be. I just need to warn you. I'm no push-over, you know! I still have my own way of doing things.
Danny: That's what I'm counting on!
He begins to lean to her to kiss…
Sam: Wait, I have to sneeze again!...Uh, never mind! It's gone.
They lean in to kiss again.
Sam: ACHOO!
Danny wipes his face as Sam laughs and sneezes again.
Danny (frowning): So Not Cool!!
Butch: CUT!
More of those--"Not really bloopers, but they sure are 'Cute-Little-Background-Props-That-You-Probably-Didn't-Notice-Until-I-Just-Told-You-About-Them-Right-Now' Stuff"!!
Girls' Night Out
Scene just before Jack and Danny are going to go into the Fenton RV to go fishing. Jack is standing outside of the driver's seat of the Fenton RV. He refers to a book in order be able to say the right thing to Danny while they're on their outing. The name of the book? Father/Son Relationships for Stupids.
Fanning the Flames
Check out Ember's big concert scene. And then pay attention to the first time the audience at the concert is shown up close. The 'Crimson Chin' superhero from Fairly Odd Parents is there. And there is also a large green duck in the audience!
A/N: Well, that's all for now! Hope you like! If you do, tell your friends and push the green button below. If you don't, then push the little green button and lie anyway! I promise I won't tell your friends…..
