A/N: Hiya, gang! How's your week been? Mine has been OK, but it just got better now that I'm ready to post the next chappie of DPB! Especially when it has the 100th blooper in it! YAY! Gee, does that mean that '19' should become my lucky number OR should it be '100'?! *bites lower lip in indecision* *wrings hands in uncertainty* ….. Oh, brother, focus! Anyhow, don't forget the IDNOAC thing and giving FULL credit to the authors of the dialogue or near-dialogue taken from the shows. Usually, I just have added here and there and the last part is what I change. Otherwise, they can have all of the credit! So, onward. Here is Chapter 19 comin' right at ya! Enjoy! Oh, yeah... ACTION!

Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 19—Right at Ya!

Blooper 99

Pirate Radio

Cut to the scene where Mr. Lancer is holding DJ auditions in the gym….Danny, Sam and Tucker are walking down the hall toward the gym.

Danny: I don't get it! The ghost shield's gone and it barely registers a blip on the parental radar.

Sam: My parents have been acting kinda flaky, too. All they do is listen to that New Age vapor drone that's playing on every station.

Tucker: Tell me about it! My folks crank it 24-7. Must be a generational thing.

Danny, Sam and Tucker (together): And the worst thing is…I can't get it out of my head. Wait! You hear it, too?

They walk into the gym where Mr. Lancer, with DJ headsets on, is listening to some vapor drone.

Mr. Lancer: Since we announced our new school radio station, an anonymous donor has been kind enough to donate these…(He picks up the vinyl album and pulls out a record) promotional and incredibly soothing…vinyl album.

Tucker: Vinyl? What is this? The Stone Age?

Mr. Lancer (unfazed and about to play the record): Of course, you kids should feel free to--as you might say---bust out your own 'freaky b's'….

Dash and Qwan frown and roll their eyes.

He starts to play the record when…..

An incredibly loud and frenzied song bellows through Mr. Lancer's headphones.

Mr. Lancer: (after examining the label on the record yells): Who substituted the soothing vapor drone music for Humpty-Dumpty's "I Could Just Die" album?

Tucker starts to chuckle. Mr. Lancer frowns.

Tucker: Well, you did mention busting out our 'freaky b's'. Doesn't this count?

Rest of crew laughs.

Blooper 100

What You Want

Cut to the scene where Tucker is embedded in the front window of the "Mr. Meat Butcher Shop". He's talking to Sam with his PDA, while she is in bed at home and nursing her cold. Tucker and Danny have just had a fight over saving a flying car with a dude and his surfboard.

Sam: Ah-choo! So, why didn't you guys see a movie today?

Tucker: Ah, we got a little distracted.

Sam sniffs.

Tucker: I'm just goofing off by myself now.

A man walks by the shop and startles after seeing Tucker's head. A dog then comes up and Tucker sticks his tongue out at it and it runs away yapping in fear.

Sam: What happened? Danny have ghost trouble?

Tucker: You might say that. So, how are ya?

Sam (sounding sick): Uh, it's horrible, Tucker. Ah-choo! But somehow, I'll muddle through.

She then signs off and reaches for a remote.

Tucker (speaking as a narrator): I didn't want to tell Sam about my ghost powers yet. Uh, what if she got as jealous as Danny did?

Sam pushes a button, and two extremely large stereo speakers pop out from the floor. She pushes another button and suddenly, she and her entire bed are blown out of her house by the force coming out of the speakers!

Sam pulls herself out of the rubble and deadpans: Hello! Weren't the only flying things in this story just supposed to be a dude, his surfboard and his car?

Stan the prop man (smiling sheepishly): Ooops? But you did say to make them LOUD, Sam!

Blooper 101

Forever Phantom

Cut to the scene where Amorpho masquerading as Danny Fenton has just destroyed Jazz's scrapbook.

Jazz (screams): Danny! My scrapbook! What are you doing?

Amorpho-as-Danny-Fenton: Scrapping your opinion of me. How am I doing so far? (laughs wickedly)

The real Danny, who transformed into Phantom earlier, phases out of the floor and hits Amorpho, who then slams into the wall.

Danny: Get away from my sister!

Danny shoots at him again, but Amorpho escapes and Danny pursues him into the hallway.

Jazz: I just knew he didn't have 'evil-scrapbook-destroying' powers!

She activates the "Ghost Defenses" system. An alarm goes off.

Danny Phantom (looking all around him): The ghost defenses! That means….

Suddenly, his parents pop out of a door, fully armed.

Jack: Bingo, Maddie! Putrid protoplasm dead ahead!

Maddie: And it's after our boy!

Amorpho-as-Danny-Fenton: Uh, that's right! I'm your boy….Billy.

Maddie: Danny!

Amorpho-as-Danny-Fenton: Right! And this evil ghost's after me!

Amorpho grabs onto Danny and pulls Danny toward him to make it look like Danny Phantom is attacking him.

Amorpho-as-Danny-Fenton: Help! Help! (then draws closer to Danny's face and growls to him): You want attention, glory hound? You got it!

Danny surprises everyone and pulls Amorpho-as-Danny-Fenton even closer to him, suddenly scrutinizing him: What? Hey wait a minute! Do I have that many zits?

Amorpho-as-Danny-Fenton : Hey, I just copy, not clean things up!

Butch: CUT! And get the Clearasil!

Blooper 102

What You Want/Identity Crisis

Have you ever wondered about exactly why the "Ghost Catcher"—the ghost device that looks like a giant Indian dream catcher—worked differently in each of these episodes? In 'What You Want', for instance, when Danny passes through the Ghost Catcher by mistake and is separated from his ghost half, the two halves merge right back right away. However, in 'Identity Crisis', he can't remerge…but his ghost half overshadows his human half—until they pass through the Ghost Catcher again to 'merge'. Well, we have the scoop on how that happened….

Cut to scene where Danny Fenton 'Fun Guy' half and Danny Phantom 'Superhero' half-with-a-bedsheet-tied-around-his-neck have just defeated Technus 2.0 at the pier. They have pushed the combo Technus 2.0 and Fenton Assault Vehicle off of the pier.

Danny Fenton 'Fun Guy' half: Uh, OK, so when Dad asks me: 'Who trashed the van?' I'm sooo not covering for you.

Danny Phantom Superhero-half: And that's the sort of irresponsible attitude that makes you such a disappointment to our family.

Danny Fenton (laughs in slight irritation): Hello? Not our family…my family! You're the 'full-time hero', remember?

Danny Phantom: Then perhaps it's time we fuse back together! Ha!

Danny Phantom then enters Danny Fenton just as Sam, Tucker and Jack are running up to them.

Newly Remerged Danny: Hey, this isn't right! How come we haven't fully merged?! We did that without a sweat after we were separated in that last episode! What's wrong with the Ghost Catcher then?

Jack: Uh, I fixed it?

Butch (whispers to Jack): Nice save! Don't want any phans catching that Ghost Catcher blooper!

More of those--"Not really bloopers, but they sure are 'Cute-Little-Background-Props-That-You-Probably-Didn't-Notice-Until-I-Just-Told-You-About-Them-Right-Now' Stuff"!!

Livin' Large

The moving van which the Fentons use to move their stuff into their new mansion was had the following sign on it: 'Careless Movers: When Speed is all that Matters'.

Parental Bonding

The name of the Food Court at Amity Park Mall: 'Tyme 2 Grub'.

Some of the posters in Sam's room: Nine Inch Nails and Clockwork Orange.

Kindred Spirits

Bumper sticker seen on the Specter Speeder right after Tucker and Sam throw the Boomerang out of it in order to find Danny who has been kidnapped by Vlad: 'My Kid's an Honor Student at Casper High'.


A/N: Well, t-t-that's all, folks! For now, at least. Hope to have more coming at you in the future! Thanks for reading and now it's time for you to scratch that itchy finger by pushing that little green button in the bottom center of this page. You'll be glad you did! truephan