A/N: Well, looks like FF got over the flu or whatever it had that ailed it enough to keep me from updating on my usual night! I guess we should be thankful for small favors, then, huh? Well, I sure am, since I'm able to update like regularly!! Anyhoo, back to the chapter. And I named it so because it looked like I was on a real 're-run' frame of mind when I typed this one out. I can see that our fav characters needed to retape those particular scenes over and over again. Oh, well, practice makes perfect as they say! So, without further ado, time to get to it. Oh. But wait! Before I do *permission to groan at another delay*, I want to dedicate this chapter again to my dear friend, Angelus-alvus, who just celebrated his birthday this past Tuesday! I couldn't let that pass without telling all of Danny Phantomdom about it! Happy Birthday again, my friend!! So, onward with the "IDNOAC" thing and the "Full Credit to the original writers of the dialogue or near dialogue from the show" thing, too! Here is Chapter 22--Take that, Enjoy, and ROLL IT, MARV!

Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 22—Take That

Blooper 111

Attack of the Killer Garage Sale

(real blooper)

Cut to the scene where Danny is being attacked by the possessed Ghost Hair Hornet clippers.

Danny (yelling while trying to evade the clippers): Whoa! Whoa! I just got my hair the way I like it! On my head!

The Ghost Hair Hornet then morphs into a giant straight edge razor, and threatens him with its gleaming steel blade.

Danny (yelling more): And I'm way too young to shave! (just as blade is coming down to slice him) Goin' ghost!

Danny then morphs into Danny Phantom and turns intangible, evading the blade.

The giant blade then morphs into giant scissors.

He struggles mid-air with the scissors as it pulls him along and through the window of a building. The window doesn't break when he and the scissors enter the building. But the window on the other side of the building breaks completely when Danny and the scissors exit the building.

Stan the Prop Man screams in frustration.

Butch (sighing): CUT! Stan, what is it now?

Stan the Prop Man: Danny was supposed to go intangible for both windows! We're way over budget for windows!

Danny: Ooops?

Blooper 112

Livin' Large

Take 1

Cut to the scene where Danny realizes he needs to help his friends and get into the Ghost Zone to prevent the Guys-in-White from launching their missile. He runs down to the new Fenton lab being built in their new lavished home. He runs up to the Reality Drill.

Danny (hurriedly): Reality Drill! I need to get into the Ghost Zone quick! What's your 'E.T.' for breaking through?

Reality Drill: Ghost Zone? Breaking through?

Danny (anxiously): Yeah! Ghost Zone! You're a drill! You're drilling to get to the Ghost Zone, remember?

He finally spies a sign on the Reality Drill.

Danny (reading sign): Huh? 'For Novelty Purposes Only'? What? You're not really a 'reality drill'?

Reality Drill: No, but I make a mean ecto-latte.

Reality Drill produces a cup of ecto-latte.

Danny (picking up the cup): Don't mind if I do!

Butch: CUT!

Danny: Sorry! It's just that I'm thirsty! (wincing when seeing Butch frown in irritation) B-But I can wait!

Take 2

Butch: OK, everyone, let's take it from where the 'Reality Drill' says: 'No, but I make a mean ecto-latte.' Action!

Reality Drill: No, but I make a mean ecto-latte.

Reality Drill produces a cup of ecto-latte.

Danny (frowning and looking at the cup of ecto-latte): Good purchase, Dad!

He then runs away from the Reality Drill, jumps up and somersaults in the air, only to land face first onto the ground.

Butch: CUT!

Danny: Sorry! Can we do it again?

Take 3

Reality Drill: No, but I make a mean ecto-latte.

Reality Drill produces a cup of ecto-latte.

Danny (frowning before looking at the cup of ecto-latte with a bit too much eagerness): Good purchase, Dad!

He then runs away from the Reality Drill, jumps up and somersaults in the air, only to land face first onto the ground—AGAIN!

Butch: CUT!

Danny (chuckling nervously): Uh…mis-timed it? But I got it this time, OK?

Take 4

Reality Drill: No, but I make a mean ecto-latte.

Reality Drill produces a cup of ecto-latte.

Danny (frowning, licking his lips, and then looking at the cup of ecto-latte, obviously craving it): Good purchase, Dad!

He then runs away from the Reality Drill, jumps up and somersaults in the air, turns into Danny Phantom, and this time crashes into the Reality Drill!

Butch (grabbing and then pulling down on his face): CUT! Danny, didn't you rehearse this?

Danny (wincing, then looking at the ecto-latte, steps unconsciously forward, barely containing himself): Of course I did! It's just that…

Butch (finally noticing what Danny wants): OK! Take an ecto-latte--I mean, COFFEE BREAK, everyone!

Blooper 113

Urban Jungle

Take 1

Cut to the scene where Danny wakes up after being attacked by the Sleep Spores. He and Tucker are tied up by lots of vines. Undergrowth smugly informs Danny that all is lost…

Danny:You can't win! If I can't stop you, someone (shivers) w-w-w-will!

Undergrowth: Really? Such as?

The Fenton Assault Vehicle jumps out from a lot of plants and careens toward Undergrowth.

Jack: Get your filthy roots off my town, you horti, uh, horti, uhm. Sorry!!

Butch: CUT!

Take 2

Cut to the scene where Danny wakes up after being attacked by the Sleep Spores. He and Tucker are tied up by lots of vines. Undergrowth smugly informs Danny that all is lost…

Danny:You can't win! If I can't stop you, someone (shivers) w-w-w-will!

Undergrowth: Really? Such as?

The Fenton Assault Vehicle jumps out from a lot of plants and careens toward Undergrowth.

Jack: Get your filthy roots off my town, you horticul, uh, hoity-toity, uhm, Darn it! Sorry again!

Butch: CUT!

(Maddie whispers something to only Jack. He nods.)

Take 3 (final improvised take)

Cut to the scene where Danny wakes up after being attacked by the Sleep Spores. He and Tucker are tied up by lots of vines. Undergrowth smugly informs Danny that all is lost…

Danny:You can't win! If I can't stop you, someone (shivers) w-w-w-will!

Undergrowth: Really? Such as?

The Fenton Assault Vehicle jumps out from a lot of plants and careens toward Undergrowth.

Jack: Get your filthy roots off my town, you horticultural terror! (turning to Maddie) Thanks for writing down the word "horticulture," sweetface.

Maddie: I didn't want you to mispronounce it in the battle cry, sweetie. First impressions are very important.

Jack: And you married me anyway!

Blooper 114

Memory Blank

Cut to the scene where Sam is still trying to convince Danny to listen to her. She is dressed up in an ultra-girly outfit and meets up with Danny and Tucker at the ice cream shop. She shows Danny her diary and just as he's finally convinced to listen to her, Nightmerica attacks. Sam fights the creature and smacks her with the Jack-o-nine-tails, and instead of wrapping around Nightmerica, it makes her evaporate back into the Ghost Zone.

Butch: CUT! Sam, you were supposed to suck her into the Fenton Thermos.

Sam (smiling wryly): Oh, that's right! How could my memory go so blank on that one?

Everyone on the set groans.


*covers head to protect self from thrown rotten tomatoes* So, OK, that last one was a bad pun! But, gee, gang, you know I can't help myself! But anyhow, aim those rotten tomatoes right at that little green button below...YIKES! Heh-heh..I SHOULD say, I hope you MISS that little green button if you're going to throw those rotten tomatoes. HOWEVER if you're going to throw chocolate bon-bons (just WHAT the HECK are THOSE things, anyways? I don't think I've even eaten one, have I?), please make sure you hit them with the green button and throw those delicious thoughts my way!!! Have a great week! truephan