A/N: Hey, gang! How are y'all? I'm actually out-of-town this weekend, BUT I was able to pirate a computer just enough to update! My victim didn't even know…ah-oh, just a sec!...........Whew! She's gone! Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. The chapter! Well, as you can see, it's actually got to be a long one for some reason….Do ya think it may have to do with the fact that I've had to sneak this update to y'all? Uh, no. That's not it! It should have been shorter if I didn't have that much time and…ah-oh, here she comes again!!.........That was TOO close! In any case, I'd better say the "IDNOAC" and "Full credit to the original authors for any original dialogue or near dialogue" things and get Chapter 24 started. And OOPS!! CAUGHT red-handed!!! Enjoy!
Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 24—Free-For-All
Blooper 121
Secret Weapons (thanks to MaxRide101)
Cut to Vlad's football field, where Jazz, in the Fenton Ecto-Skeleton, and Danny have been feigning fighting each other so that Jazz may earn the privilege of being Vlad's adopted daughter. Jazz has just 'defeated' Danny and he is lying on the ground. She runs up to him while still in the Ecto-Skeleton…
Jazz (fretting): Danny?!
He opens one eye and closes it quickly to show her he's OK.
Jazz (placing her Ecto-Skeletal hands on her face): Oh, no, what have I done? Can you ever forgive me?
Vlad walks up to the siblings.
Vlad: Of course I forgive you, Jasmine, now that you've proven your loyalty.
Danny 'wakes up', and waves before becoming intangible. He then immediately phases through the ground.
Jazz: Guess again, fruit loop.
Jazz blasts Vlad.
Vlad (irritated): Oh, so that's how it's going to end, eh? (takes out his remote). Have you forgotten that with a press of a button, I can end your resistance once and for---
Danny (bumps his head off screen): OWW!
Vlad (laughing): Oh, forgot to tell you…I fixed the ghost shield so that you can't phase through the bleachers!
Butch: CUT!
Bloopers 122 and 123
Forever Phantom (thanks to MaxRide101—and two real bloopers!)
But FIRST, my little take on this scene (sorry, I couldn't help myself!):
Take One:
Cut to the Fenton Lab. Danny is fighting Amorpho, who has duplicated to look like Danny Fenton. They scuffle in front of the Ecto-Stoppo-Powerfier.
Amorpho as Danny Fenton (angrily): Underling! You cannot defeat Amorpho!
Danny (defiantly): Amorpho? I know clowns with scarier names!
Finally, their fight ends with Danny and Amorpho getting zapped by the Ecto-Stoppo-Powerfier. They are shrouded in a cloud of smoke. After it clears, Danny is left standing without his powers but Amorpho is no where in sight.
Danny: Hey, no fair! We both got zapped! How did Amorpho get out of here?
Butch: CUT!
Take Two
Now, a little background to remind ya of what 'really' happened:
Cut to the Fenton Lab. Danny is fighting Amorpho, who has duplicated to look like Danny Fenton. They scuffle in front of the Ecto-Stoppo-Powerfier.
Amorpho as Danny Fenton (angrily): Underling! You cannot defeat Amorpho!
Danny (defiantly): Amorpho? I know clowns with scarier names!
Finally, their fight ends with Danny and Amorpho getting zapped by the Ecto-Stoppo-Powerfier. Amorpho escapes but Danny is left without his powers. He tries to change back before his parents get down to attack him. He doesn't succeed and his parents try to shoot him…
Danny: What is going on? Why can't I change?
His parents shoot at him again and he flies up to the ceiling trying to escape. But he can't phase through the ceiling.
Danny (clearly upset): What the deal? I can't phase either?
Fast forward to when Amorpho has now changed into Mr. Lancer. Danny, of course, is looking for him.
And now, the two bloopers, which also includes a guest appearance of 'Stan the Prop Man'…
Amorpho-as-Mr. Lancer: (holding an upside down Math book and chuckling): So, far, so good. Disguised as a teacher, I'm a veritable pariah. Next stop, the science lab.
The side of his head is hit by a paper airplane, which falls to the ground. But when the scene zooms out from Amorpho-as-Mr. Lancer, showing the entire area, including Dash…
Dash (briefly patting Mr. Lancer on the back): Hey there, Mr. Lancer, sir. (looks around) Uh, I couldn't help but notice that the paper airplane that just hit you has mysteriously disappeared now!
Butch (mouth momentarily drops opens in disbelief before yelling): STAN!
Take Three
Amorpho-as-Mr. Lancer: (holding an upside down Math book and chuckling): So, far, so good. Disguised as a teacher, I'm a veritable pariah. Next stop, the science lab.
The side of his head is hit by a paper airplane, which falls to the ground. But when the scene zooms out from Amorpho-as-Mr. Lancer, showing the entire area, including Dash…
Dash (patting Mr. Lancer on the back briefly): Hey there, Mr. Lancer, sir. I couldn't help but notice how…errr…shiny your head is today!
Then, for some totally unknown reason, a bunch of Casper High students make it a point to harass the ghost-disguised-as-teacher for the next few minutes. He eventually runs away with the students chasing him. The duplicate literally runs into the real. Mr. Lancer, who faints from the emotional shock of it. The students witness this and are just as shocked.
Dash: Arrghh! Two Mr. Lancers? Nightmare number thirty-six has come true!
Dash then faints.
Danny's intangible head then pokes through the ceiling just behind the group of students.
Danny: Two of someone? It's gotta be….
ARGGHHH!!!!!
Everyone on the set freezes.
Butch (sighing): What's wrong this time, Stan?
Stan the Prop Man (grabbing his face in exasperation): Am I the only one who ever notices this stuff? Danny can't go intangible because he's been blasted by the Ecto-Stoppo-Powerfier, remember?
Danny: Uh, I forgot?
Butch groans.
Poetry/Incantations that didn't make it to production
Blooper 124
Fright Night
Original draft (that did not make it into production but was corrected) to the Spell to stopping the Fright Knight and his sword:
"To cease the Storm, to end the Fear, the sword must sheath in the butternut squash near." --(change 'butternut squash' to 'pumpkin')
Blooper 125
Reign Storm
Original drafts (that did not make it into production and with notes) to the Incantation that Fright Knight uttered when plunging his sword into the ground in the middle of the Casper High's football field:
Draft 1:
The Sword is sunk
You die now cast
The Sword removed shall signal fast
Make reappear the ring thou hast
Or your next day shall give you gas! --(What the..? Who came up with that?)
Draft 2:
The Sword is sunk
You die now cast
The Sword removed shall signal fast
That this incantation really stunk --(omit this line)
Still, make reappear the ring thou hast
Or your next day shall be your last!
Blooper 126
The Fright Before Christmas
Deleted scene to what really happened that caused all that outbreak of acne, I mean, poetry. This one, of course, did NOT make it into production….
Cut to the scene where Ghost Writer is in his home and is finishing up his new poem, The Fright Before Christmas.
Ghost Writer (typing the last of the book): Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good—fright!
He pulls the paper out of the keyboard, triumphant.
Ghost Writer: Oh, this is good, it is done!
My first Christmas poem ever, hot as a bun!
In fact, tastes more like chicken, heh, what a pun!
He places the page into his book and holds the book up in admiration.
Ghost Writer: I'm sure I'm better
Not a low fretter
And even lower beggar
Who can't rhyme a letter.
So, I can't wait to show it
I'm sure everyone would admit
That I'm a genius, not a twit
Now time to publish, submit
This wonderful book, er, legit.
Ghost Writer begins to walk to the outside of his home…
Cut to the scene where Danny is in the Ghost Zone, blowing off steam. He's tossing up all sorts of toys and ornaments and zapping them.
Danny: Santa! No Santa! (zapping objects as he shouts) You better watch out! (still zapping thrown objects) You better not cry.
One of the objects then falls on top of Ghost Writer's book and Danny's careless beam zaps it and destroys it. But, it also accidentally zaps Ghost Writer!
Danny: Oops! Sorry, man!
Ghost Writer: 'Ooops'? Do you know have any idea what you've done?!
Danny: Well, not really, uh, hence the "accident" part.
Ghost Writer (shaking with rage): You destroyed my greatest work! And that was my only copy! (then jolts at the realization). And I can't talk in rhyme any more!
Danny (grabbing and looking at stray title page of the destroyed book) "The Fright Before Christmas"? (looks up) I destroyed a Christmas poem? And rhyming? (his head pops up with delight) AWESOME!
Ghost Writer: WHAT?
Danny: Dude, I am sick of Christmas!I came to the Ghost Zone to get away from it! (bends over to reach for something). I might not have meant to destroy (straightens up a bit and holds up the page bundle) your stupid book,--
He points with his free hand, then straightens up and smiles while his hand glows green with energy, crumbling the last page to shreds.
Danny: --but that doesn't mean I'm not okay with it.
Ghost Writer: Scornful child! Scrooge-like urchin (rises into the air as his eyes glow red)
Danny: And you are?
A huge keyboard suddenly surrounds Ghost Writer.
Ghost Writer: The Ghost Writer! Every word I type on this keyboard becomes real. And since you destroyed my Christmas poem, you shall become my new Christmas poem! And I will get my rhyme back!
Danny: Uh, that's groove, dude!
He immediately zaps Danny back to Amity Park Mall.
Ghost Writer (narrating): On the day before Christmas, in Amity Park, almost all there were cheery, yet one soul was dark.
Danny: Hey, that voice? It's that ghost who book I destroyed. Wait! I'm trapped in his poem? Now I'm really annoyed!
Ghost Writer: Danny Fenton hates Christmas, he hates it a lot, which is why I've inserted the boy in this plot. He'll go through this tale 'til the story is ended.
Danny: But since I 'fixed' you, your rhyming is now splendid!
Butch: CUT!
Danny: What? I did fix his rhyming skills. Can't we keep it in?
A/N: Well, you know the answer, gang! That's it for now! Have a great week. I will, after I nurse my sore fingers after they got whacked for pirating this computer! OUCH! truephan
