A/N: Hey, there, gang, and I have got to say right off the bat that I just LOVE the title of this chapter. I found this word when I was trying to name the chapter to mean: in a jumbled, confused, or disorderly manner, which, really that's what bloopers are! And then I saw that word!! How cute! And perfect for the bloopers! Now a little more randomness that I'm most definitely prone to: according to the dictionary, that word probably originated in 1598, probably formed as a reference to a pig and the animal's suggestions of mess and disorder. Man, were people really strange in the 1500's with all those silly pell-mell, hurry-scurry, helter-skelter words?! And, oh, BTW, a PM to WhyCantIJustBePerfect: sorry I was late with this. I put your great suggestion aside for a moment and then lots of other papers vying for my attention just swallowed it right up before I knew it—you know how evil paperwork can be! But then, I found it and now I'm making sure I include it in this chapter. Thanks again! And don't forget the "IDNOAC" thing and full credit to the original authors of the show for the dialogue or near dialogue. Here is Chapter 27—Higgledy-Piggledy (OOOH, I just LOVE the way that tickles my tongue when I say it. Hey, why don't you …well, never mind. It IS weird!). Enjoy and turn the machine on, Marv!

Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 27—Higgledy-Piggledy

Blooper 135

Public Enemies (suggestion by WhyCantIJustBePerfect)

Cut to the scene where Sam and Tucker are hold up with Wulf in Tucker's attic. Walker is just about to zap Wulf out of existence.

WALKER: You've outlived your usefulness, Wulf. Good-bye.

Walker presses the button of the remote in his hands and it beeps.

Cut to Wulf looking over a photo album with Sam and Tucker nearby. But he then drops the photo album when he's being zapped by his collar and he screams in pain.

TUCKER: That collar! It's hurting him!

SAM: What did you think it was, (looks to Tucker) a fashion accessory? We have to get it off.

Tucker immediately takes out his PDA and a small cord juts out from it. Tucker activates his PDA, which establishes a hook-up link with Wulf's collar, which continues to thrust painful jolts into him. Tucker is finally successful in using his PDA to get the collar off, but not before the collar also zaps him and his PDA. Tucker screams and is thrown against the wall by the force of the shock He ends up dazed with his hair fried and his body smoldering.

WULF: (speaking Esperanto) Mi libera!

He jumps up and smiling, lands right next to Tucker.

TUCKER: Of course you're --

Wulf, ignoring him, jumps out of the window before Tucker can finish.

TUCKER (holding his hand to his mouth before calling out in annoyance): You're welcome!

SAM: (taking out her cell phone) We should call Danny.

But before she's able to touch a key, her phone suddenly rings. And its ring tone is happily singing out an old song of the Backstreet Boys!

SAM: (instantly annoyed and glaring at Tucker) OK, whoever sabotaged my phone with that bubble-gum boys band music is going to die!

TUCKER: (raising his hands in surrender) It wasn't me! Danny made me promise not to tell you! (he gulps at his gaffe) Uh-oh!

BUTCH: (chuckling) CUT! It was only a joke, Sam!

She gives him her infamous 'lethal' stare, and he cringes.

Bloopers 136 and 137

Claw of the Wild

Here we go with those magic props again! Danny and Tucker go to Sam's cabin to get her in order to look for the monster that ate Lester. Danny gives Tucker and Sam each a Fenton wrist ray gun. However, like too many props (sorry Stan), each of Tucker and Sam's wrist ray guns appear and disappear with no rhyme or reason all during their search for and attack by two monsters. Just watch the episode again when you can and you'll see what I mean…Anyhoo….

TAKE ONE

Cut to the scene right after Danny, Sam and Tucker are on their way into the dark forest. Danny has already given the Fenton Wrist ray guns to his friends and they have alredy put them on.

SAM: Look at you, Tucker! Out in the woods at night! I'm impressed.

Tucker then remembers how awful it was for he and Danny stuck in their cabin with Qwan and Dash.

TUCKER: It was worse in the cabin. Trust me.

Danny then spies some very large footprints.

DANNY: Guys! Look! Footprints!

TUCKER: No big deal…Those just could simply belong to a friendly little woodland creature. He has no Fenton wrist ray on.

They hear spooky growling and all three of the best friends gasp.

TUCKER: A fluffy bunny foraging for a carrot, for example…

Danny then sees his ghostly breath.

TUCKER: A carrot with ghost powers…

SAM: Relaxed, hackey-head. There's nothing to fear but…

But she is interrupted by a large green sea-like looking monster, which jumps out of the bush and threatens the trio.

TUCKER: You were saying? He suddenly has the Fenton wrist ray on.

Danny then shoots the monster, but the monster swats at him and repels him away. Tucker and Sam shoot at the monster with their wrist ray guns. But the monster counterattacks and chases after Tucker and Sam before sending them all over a cliff. But Tucker and Sam are hanging onto a branch when Danny is finally able to go after them. He sees and rescues them. He takes them back to level ground, only for that same green sea-like monster to attack them again.

DANNY: Here, kitty, thing, want to play catch?

TUCKER: Uh, Danny, fetching's for dogs.

DANNY: Not when I'm doing the fetching!

Danny whips out a Fenton thermos and just as he's sucking up the monster, you can see that Tucker's –and now Sam's--wrist ray guns are gone!

SAM: Thanks for the save! Her wrist ray gun is back on. So we got the monster, but not Lester.

DANNY: (finally noticing the oddity of the Fenton's wrist ray guns) Uh, guys, what's with your wrist ray guns? They keep disappearing and reappearing!

TUCKER: (offering his explanation with chagrin): Uh, well, because we're in a spooky forest?

BUTCH: CUT! STAN, where are you?

TAKE TWO

Cut to the scene after Tucker and all of the campers are missing and presumed kidnapped. Danny and Sam meet up with Wulf and cure him from his injuries. But while Wulf is recovering, Danny and Sam are talking in worry over the situation, and realize that the portal Wulf made must still be open. Just then, they hear a noise in the woods. Danny goes to investigate and meets two of Walker's goons, who give him Tucker's beret and then tell him they have Tucker and all of the campers. They also tell him that Walker will release them when Danny brings Wulf to Walker.

Danny hurries back to Sam and Wulf, who are sitting at a campfire waiting for him.

DANNY: Wulf, you need to remember where that portal is right now!

He hands Wulf Tucker's beret. Wulf sniffs it and takes off in a direction. Sam does not have her wrist ray gun on.

But in the next scene she has it on when she, Danny, who has a red duffle bag slung over his shoulder, and Wulf. But then, they hear a noise and a blue cat-like monster jumps out of some bushes. Wulf attacks and defeats it. A few minutes later, they emerge from a bush into a clearing. Sam doesn't have her wrist ray gun on again!

BUTCH: (this time the one to notice the disappearing act of the wrist ray guns again) CUT! Just what's with those wrist ray guns? They are supposed to be on during all of these scenes!

STAN: (snickering in the background and patting a strange gadget): That's what you get for having Plasmius zap me!

A/N: 'Zap me'—get it? You know, in the last chapter Plasmius zaps Stan for yelling at him…and, uh, you know…uhm, never mind! I just didn't want you to groan and roll your eyes at this last bit of sillness…Uhm, ahem, well, OK, go ahead and groan and roll your eyes…Just add pressing the green button below and we'll call it even!! In any case, have a great week, gang! truephan