A/N: Well, I don't know about y'all, but I've been itchin' all week to send some more bloopers to ya and now I can! YAY! Hope you like, of course! And don't forget the "IDNOAC" thing and full credit to the original authors of the show for the dialogue or near dialogue and plot. Here is Chapter 28. Enjoy!

Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 28—Itchin' for More?

Blooper 138

Reign Storm

Cut to the scene where Danny and Vlad Plasmius are arguing on Casper High's football field. Pariah Dark has already been released and has sent his minions to look for the Ring of Rage that Vlad Plasmius stole…But not too long after Danny and Plasmius' heated discussion has begun, they are interrupted by Fright Knight--on the back of his horse, Nightmare---and his army of Skeleton Warriors. Danny and Plasmius begin to fight them, when Valerie as the Red Huntress arrives on the scene and begins to attack all of the ghosts, especially Danny and Plasmius. Finally, she gets close enough to Danny to grab him by the scruff of the neck.

VALERIE: Alright, ghost, what's going on here?

DANNY PHANTOM: (pointing to an attacking Fright Knight and cronies) That.

Meanwhile Fright Knight makes an attempt to attack Valerie and Danny Phantom. Vlad, however, suddenly appears and thwarts that attack

VALERIE (seeing what happened) : Uhh...thanks?

DANNY PHANTOM: You're welcome.

He pulls himself away from her and gives them a little distance.

DANNY PHANTOM: Look, I know this is going to be hard to believe--

Behind him, Fright Knight tackles Plasmius.

DANNY PHANTOM (pointing to Fright Knight) : But that guy is the problem right now, and I could really use your help.

The Fright Knight and Plasmius fall to the ground. The ghost Knight stands up first, brandishing his sword.

VALERIE: I still don't trust you, or your spooky friend.

DANNY PHANTOM: You don't have to trust me.

He extends his hand to her.

DANNY PHANTOM: Just...fight with me!

Valerie thinks about it for a second and then she shakes hands with him. Danny, smiling in triumph, flies off with Valerie now close behind them. Together, they attack Fright Knight, with Plasmius quickly joining the foray. Fright Knight is knocked to the ground, but quickly begins to get back up. He has not yielded-- yet.

FRIGHT KNIGHT: Fool! All I wanted to do was seize the Ring and return to Pariah's Keep.

Danny, Plasmius and Valerie grimace.

FRIGHT KNIGHT: But now, you give me no choice. By the authority vested in me by my Lord and Liege--

He holds up his sword, which now seems to have burst into flame. He sticks it into the ground. When the ground and sword make contact, a green wave of ectoplasm sweeps through the town. When the wave hits the army of Skeleton Warriors, they freeze in their tracks.

But then, suddenly—and unexpectedly-- the townspeople can see that the Skeleton Army unfreeze again. A second later, the same Skeleton Warriors freeze once more, only to move a bit again a second later. It seems as if the Skeleton Warriors move in freeze frame after freeze frame for several seconds. Everyone gasps at the scene.

BUTCH: (very perplexed): Cut! What is going on?

Stan the Prop Man, his hand to his mouth to keep himself from screaming, points hysterically to the football field. Butch turns toward it and groans. Fright Knight has a huge smile on his face and is intermittently pulling the sword up and down, in and out of the ground, as if he's switching a light on and off.

BUTCH (slight exasperated): Fright Knight, what are you doing?

FRIGHT KNIGHT: (his smile never dimming): Well, darn it, Butch, I couldn't help myself! You know I'm really fun-loving kind of guy and, well, this is fun! And you know I never liked being called the "Fright Knight"! I wanted to be called "Delight Knight" all this time, but you and the writers wouldn't let me! (pointing to the sword) Wanna try it?

Butch groans.

Blooper 139

Lucky in Love

(deleted scene based on a real blooper)

Cut to the scene where Kitty, who still is in Paulina's body, is about to retell how she and Johnny got into a fight to Danny in a flashback...

KITTY IN PAULINA (sitting in a chair in the Fenton Lab while Danny listens): It's like this... Ever since Johnny modified his bike so he can come here, I've been nagging him to take me back...

KITTY (in flashback): The city sites were so exciting. (she frowns in dismay as she looks at Johnny) Unfortunately, Johnny was taking in the 'sites', too.

The next scene shows Kitty and Johnny on Johnny's bike, zooming past traffic, including a car full of pretty girls. Johnny looks at them and smiles as he and Kitty pass them.

KITTY: (irritated) And by 'sites', I mean all the girls in town!

Johnny continues to look back at the car full of girls, smiling and not paying attention to the traffic light, which has just turned red. A truck full of meat is suddenly in their way. It's obvious that they are going to crash into it when Kitty makes herself, Johnny, and his bike intangible. They phase through the meat truck. But when they rematerialize, they are covered in meat! (real blooper, by the way) Kitty is so infuriated, she flies off and away from Johnny.

However, instead of sending his shadow to go after her, Johnny takes off after her. He quickly catches up with her, and grabs her by her hand.

JOHNNY: (pleadingly) C'mon, kitten, don't get mad! It's not so bad! So what if you weren't able to make us perfectly intangible when we plowed into that meat truck?! I love ham and sausages!

BUTCH (groaning): CUT! Time for a re-write!

Bloopers 140 and 141 (and speaking of Johnny 13...)

13

TAKE ONE

Cut to the scene where a bewitched Jazz begins to stare from out her window with a frown. But then she spies Johnny on the ground and immediately smiles.

JAZZ: Johnny! Hi!

JOHNNY 13: Hi, Kitten! This a good time?

JAZZ: Yeah! My parents are asleep. You wanna come up and listen to some CDs or something?

JOHNNY 13: Yeah. CDs!

The next scene shows Jazz and Johnny 13 sneaking by the open door of her parents' bedroom. The door's hinges are clearly on the inside, since the door is opening to the inside of the room.

Jazz and Johnny 13 then arrive down into the Fenton Lab. Johnny offers his ring to Jazz.

JOHNNY 13 (holding up his enchanted ring): So, how about it, Jazz? Want to be my girl?

But Danny interrupts them. He confronts them, and especially pleads with his sister, trying to drive some sense into her. While doing that, he inadvertently loosens the scarf and jacket which are bewitching her and they slowly slide off of her, and she begins to come to her senses. In the meantime, Johnny 13 then gets impatient and ultimately throws Danny against a cabinet. He then commands his shadow to attack the cabinet, which falls on top of Danny.

JAZZ (now out of the spell, gasping at what just happened and throwing her hand out in disbelief and with a helpless attempt to aid her brother) Danny!

Johnny 13 then foists the ring upon Jazz's outstretched hand, Shadow replaces the scarf and jacket on her, and then Kitty begins to take over Jazz's body.

Meanwhile, Danny has transformed into Phantom and phases through the downed cabinet. He then charges, toward his sister, and seeing what is happening to her, pulls the ring off. Kitty's spell is broken and Jazz is partially freed.

Ultimately, Johnny 13 sends his shadow to fight Danny Phantom, who deftly escapes with Johnny 13's ring.

Fast forward to Kitty, still stuck in the Ghost Zone but at the entrance of the Fenton Portal...

KITTY: (clearly irritated): C'mon, Johnny, you know I can't switch places unless she's wearing my stuff!

But all of the ruckus has obviously awaken Danny and Jazz's parents.

JACK: (calling from upstairs) Hey! What's going on down there?

JOHNNY 13: (frowning) Oh, crud!

Johnny 13 quickly turns intangible and flies upstairs, ending up in front of the Fentons' bedroom door, which now has its hinges to the outside so that the door is now opening into the hallway rather into the Fentons' bedroom!

JACK: (scratching his head in bewilderment) I thought Kitty was supposed to change places with Jazz, not change the doors!

BUTCH: CUT!

TAKE TWO

Cut to the scene where Kitty's efforts to take over Jazz's body are thwarted and she's still stuck in the Ghost Zone, but at the entrance of the Fenton Portal. .

KITTY: (clearly irritated): C'mon, Johnny, you know I can't switch places unless she's wearing my stuff!

But all of the ruckus has obviously awaken Danny and Jazz's parents.

JACK: (calling from upstairs) Hey! What's going on down there?

JOHNNY 13: (frowning) Oh, crud!

Johnny 13 quickly turns intangible and flies upstairs, ending up in front of the Fentons' bedroom door. He quickly slams the door and wedges it shut with a nearby chair.

JACK: (protesting) HEY!

JOHNNY 13: Sorry, Pops, can't have you cramping my style!

JACK: (shaking with anger) Stop calling me 'Pops'!

Jack slams his fist into the door and Johnny 13 leaves.

LATER, fast forward to the trapped Jack and Maddie….

Jack is trying to bust the door down. He slams his fists repeatedly into it and then jumps up in mid-air, wedges his feet against the jamb, and then yanks inward with all his might.

MADDIE: (interrupting him) Uh, sweetie, the door opens to the outside!

JACK: (stopping while still in mid-air with his feet wedged against the jamb) Heh-heh! That's right! I forgot that Kitty switched the doors instead of switching bodies with Jazz!

BUTCH: (groaning): CUT--Again!


A/N: Oh, that Jack! Gotta luv 'im!! Hey, isn't he supposed to be one of those 'tall, handsome and dumb' kinds of guys? Well, what do ya know? Just my type! And speaking of 'type', just hit that little green button below with one of your typing fingers! You know you're just itchin' to do that! Have a great week! truephan