Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 29-- Mal-A-Prop Mayhem

Hey, I thought this was the perfect time to pick on, er, I mean, have fun with all those ghostly props, including more magical ones! So, naturally, that would mean that Stan the Prop Man would be making an appearance. But I have to give you fair warning! You're about to see truephan unplugged here! Uh, wait a minute! Haven't I been unplugged all along? Well, OK, unplugged all the way, then!!! I just had too much fun with this that I think I was on a sugar high without the sugar! In any case, don't forget the "IDNOAC" and "Full credit to the original writers to dialogue or near dialogue" things! Here is Chapter 29. ROLL it, Marv. And enjoy!

Blooper 142

Phantom Planet

The Magic Birthmark

(thanks to animephoenix 2468)

Cut to the scene where Danny is fighting 'ghosts like crazy' in order to show Amity Park and Vlad that he's still the best ghost-fighting teen ghost. He has just failed to subdue Undergrowth—and lost everything but his boxers in the process. Masters' Blasters saves the day and one of Amity Park's newspapers blares the event.

Next, Danny tries to fight the Ghost Dragon, Prince Aragon. Masters' Blasters take him down and since Danny loses all of clothing except for his briefs this time, the newspaper dutifully reports that "Danny Phantom Has Florida-Shaped Birthmark". There's a pix of Danny with said birthmark on the upper right part of his bare chest on the front page. However, this 'birthmark' only appears on the front page of this newspaper. It does not show up in Danny's first fight with Undergrowth, after his fight with Aragon, or after his next fight with Vortex.

STAN THE PROP MAN: I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what happen to the birthmark?

DANNY: Uh, it's that new craze called 'temporary birthmarks'?

Stan the Prop Man frowns.

DANNY (cringing): Uh, it was digitally erased for the final cut?

Stan grabs his face and pulls down on it in frustration.

DANNY: (frowning after deciding to come clean): OK! OK! Florida is too big of a state to hide it, so I found out that I could changed it to be the shape of New Jersey so the cameras wouldn't see it!

STAN THE PROP MAN (suddenly growing pale): Uh, uh…please don't tell me how you did that, OK?

Bloopers 143 and 144

13

(thanks to Echoheart)

TAKE ONE--The Magic is in the Eyes of the Beholder

Cut to the scene where Danny, Sam and Tucker are at a carnival just after Johnny 13's Shadow Ghost has broken the Fenton thermos full of ghosts that Danny had. Danny, of course, is quite irritated. And so is Tucker for other reasons…

DANNY (clearly irritated): And because of some stupid shadow, I had to spend another night rounding up the same ghosts—again!

SAM (looking at Tucker): Maybe you could do a web search on shadow ghosts on your PDA.

Tucker smiles and pulls out his PDA from out of one of his pants pockets. But as soon as he gets it, it is swiped by Qwan. Sam glares at them. Her eyes are her normal violet hue.

QWAN (holding the PDA in order to tease Tucker): Check me out! I'm Tucker Foley! Stylin' large with the latest in 'techno-geek' fashion!

DASH (frowning): Dude, you do that a little too well.

QWAN (suddenly realizing that Dash is right): Ewww! 'Techno-geek' is contagious!

TUCKER (raising his voice in aggravation): ALL RIGHT! That's it! You take it!

He hands Sam his PDA. The color of her eyes are now GREEN!

STAN THE PROP MAN (noticing that, yells): Hey! Wait a minute! Sam, how did you change your eye color like that?

SAM (smiling wryly): The same way that Danny was able to alter the shape of his birthmark!

Stan the Prop Man groans.

TAKE TWO--The Magic Carpet-- I mean—The Magic Jacket

Cut to the scene at Casper High. Danny, Sam and Tucker have just sat down on an outside picnic table with two other students.

UNIDENTIFIED STUDENT: It's 'Bad Luck' Tuck! Yo, we out!

TUCKER (yelling and jolting his spoon upward in frustration): I'm not bad luck!

Just then, Johnny 13's Shadow ghost smacks Tucker's spoon out of his hand. It hits a hornet's nest, releasing hordes of hornets on the students at Casper High. Everyone leaves the scene screaming in fear.

Later…

Danny, Sam and a hornet-bitten Tucker have just walked outside of the school again.

TUCKER (with chagrin): Suddenly, 'Techno-Geek' sounds like a term of endearment.

Next scene shows Jazz, in her usual attire, walking toward the street when she spies Johnny 13 on his motorcycle.

JAZZ (excitedly): Hey, Johnny! What are you doing here?

JOHNNY 13: What can I say, doll? No matter how hard I try, I can't stay away!

In the next scene, Danny's ghost sense is activated. He then sees his sister driving away with Johnny 13 on his motocycle.

DANNY (irritated): Darn it, Jazz!

He morphs into Phantom and chases after them, and now Jazz has the jacket and scarf magically on!

The same thing happens very briefly when there is an arial shot of Jazz

DANNY (yelling to his sister): Hey, Jazz, did you fix that just like I did my birthmark?

Stan the Prop Man runs away screaming in exasperation.

Bloopers 145—149

(Because I can do that! There are a LOT of props here from a lot of the shows, so I figured that was worth at least 5 bloopers!)

Rejected Ghost Props with the Final Versions that Won Out—Have you ever wondered how the writers came up with those crazy prop names? And, NO, they didn't let JACK name them! Well, I'm sure it was a process. But, I managed to smuggle this list that had what they named those props at first, and then, of course, what they were ultimately named. And, I also list the shows on which they were first shown. So, let's see if you can guess the one that won BEFORE I reveal it—and the writers' comments on some of them *crosses fingers* Honest! …Oh, finally, there are SO many props which I didn't have time to type all up, that I think I'll make this Part One for now. And if you think of your own little names, feel free to send them in! I have a lot more!...Here we go!!

WHAT WAS FIRST PROPOSED……………………............................................................................................…..…BUT WHAT WON OUT

From Mystery Meat
Fenton Lunchbox (Hey, so, OK, the name was already taken,
even if they DO go together. And my fav soup is split pea)………………................................................................……………Fenton Thermos

From Infinite Realms
Infi-Tom-Tom……..................................................................................................................………………………………………………….... Infi-Map

From One of a Kind
Ghost Walkie-Talkie………..........................................................................................................……………………………………….… Ghost Gabber

From Maternal Instincts
Achy Aparition Acessory (has a certain ring to it)…….....................................................................................……………….Specter Deflector

From Million Dollar Ghost
Ghost Latex Gloves (Stan is allergic to latex )…..........................................................................................…………………..…Ghost Gloves

From Prisoners of Love
Mystery Machine (So, OK, copyright issues affect even cartoons, you know!)……………...................……………………………….Specter Speeder

From D-Stabilized
Wraith Levis (OK, you just KNEW this was comin', huh?)….……................................................................................….Wraith Wrangler

From Parental Bonding
Artichoke of Aragon (well, it was the first thing to come to my, I mean,their minds!)…………………..…......……………………….Amulet of Aragon

From Fright Knight
Soul Slicer and Dicer (you want fries with that?)………......................................................................................…….…………Soul Shredder

From What You Want
Ghost Pitcher (seemed like a natural)………..........................................................................................…………..…………………Ghost Catcher

From What You Want
Babazita's Genie Diaper Pail…...............................................................................................Babazita's Genie Bottle (at least this one smelt better!)

From Masters of All Time
Ecto-Shaving Cream (seemed like a natural again)…….......................................................................................…………………Ecto-Foamer

From Reign Storm
Ecto-Meat (but Sam objected)…..................................................................................................…………………………………………..Ecto-Skeleton

From Public Enemies
Fenton Gadzooks-a (permission to groan, then laugh)………......................................................................................……..… Fenton Bazooka

From Reality Trip
Reality Check (permission to groan again, but then laugh again)…..................................................................................….Reality Gauntlet

From My Brother's Keeper
Fenton Onion-Layer Thingy……………..…......................................................................................................……………………………..Fenton Peeler

From D-Stabilized
Ecto-Yucky..............................................................................................................................................................................Ecto-Dejecto

From Livin'Large
Ecto Latte Machine……...................................................................................................…Reality Drill (What? It admitted that it makes a mean one!)

From Forever Phantom
Ecto-Wha-Wha?........................................................................................................Ecto-Stoppo-Powerfier (I like the Ecto-Wha-Wha thing better!)

From The Ultimate Enemy
Wail-merang…………………................................................................................................................……………....Boo-merang (What? Boo & Wail, get it?)

From The Fright Before Christmas
Ghostly Spiral Notebook………………...............................................................................................................……………Ghostly Keyboard of Ghost Writer

From Micro-Management
Specter Shrinker……………................................................................................................................................………………………………..…..Fenton Crammer

(Actually, I like the SS better! And yes, I KNOW that Maddie called the Fenton Crammer the Specter Shrinker in the show! But Stan the Prop Man liked that name better, too, and convinced the writer to throw that private joke out in the show. *crosses fingers* Honest! Yes, I am weird!)


A/N: Darn it, I have run out of time and couldn't type them all up! So, you'll just have to wait until next week for more Mal-A-Prop Mayhem! In any case, have a good week preparing for Easter! truephan