Well, a great week has just begun for me, since I count updating this story as the beginning of fun! And this chapter doesn't have too many things to do with props going awry--well, sorta, so onward! Remember the "IDNOAC" and "FULL credit to the original writers for the direct dialogue or nearly direct dialogue" thingies. Ready Marv? OK, then roll it and enjoy!
Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 31—Back to Chaos
Blooper 158
Memory Blank (thanks to Angelus alvus, and this is a realy blooper, by the way)
Cut to the scene shortly after Sam has convinced the Desiree-memory-erased Danny that she knows him and that he was once half-ghost. She then convinces him to go back into the Fenton Portal and regain his powers, which he does. But then, fast forward to the next scene, which is the next day at Casper High. Of course, there are rows of desks.
Danny's desk is right next Sam's desk. In fact, it's so close, Danny is able to lean on her desk chair.
DANNY (leaning on her desk chair): So, now what?
SAM: I don't know. I'm sorta making this all up as we go along.
But as Sam is talking, Danny suddenly loses control over his powers and the hand on the chair of Sam's desk chair suddenly goes intangible on its own. Danny, of course, loses his balance from this unexpected development. And then when Danny falls, all of the sudden, his desk is, like, several feet away from Sam's desk!
BUTCH: CUT! How are we supposed to get away with that blooper?
STAN THE PROP MAN: Well, can't we just say it's magic like all the other mal-a-props?
Butch groans.
Blooper 159
Fright Knight
Opening scene when Danny is fighting a slippery ghost eel. After some fight time, the eel shoots him with red rays coming from its eyes. Danny is propelled backward and into the school, where the kids are decorating the halls for Hallowen. Danny phases through the wall and hits a ladder with a can of paint on it just as he changes back to his human form. The ladder shakes the can of paint, which promptly deposits its contents onto Dash. Dash is about to pummel Danny for doing that when Lancer interrupts them.
LANCER: Grapes of Wrath! Break it up! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't suspend you both for fighting on school property?
DASH: Uh,…I'm a football star?
LANCER: True. But at least I must pretend to be fair, and you two need a more creative outlet for your aggressions…As you know, every year, a member of the faculty puts together a haunted house party at the old abandoned Townsend place. This year, it's my turn. And I'm bound and determined to decorate it better than Ms. Tetslaff did last year.
Ms. Tetslaff comes onto the scene, cracking her knuckles.
MS. TETSLAFF: Fat chance. (holds up a scary pix of herself). You'll never outdo my "Franken-Gertrude-stein" monster. Hmph.
MR. LANCER (smugly): Welcome aboard 'Team Lancer', gentlemen. Scariest room avoids detention. (approaching and looking at Dash) Football star, or not.
DANNY (delighted while talking to Sam and Tucker about Dash): Scary? Haunted House? This is great! I'm going to totally kick his butt!
DASH: You think so, Fento-tons-of-fun? How about a little side bet?
DANNY: Sure! If I win, you have to….uhm, run through the school parking lot in your underwear.
DASH: Okay. And when you taste defeat, you have to eat….
He pulls out a jar full of clipped toenails.
DASH (turning red): Oops, I brought the wrong thing.
TUCKER (aside to Sam): He really does keep his clipped toenails!
BUTCH: CUT! Where's the most disgusting Dash underwear that's supposed to be in his jacket?
DASH: Hey, those most disgusting underwear aren't just 'underwear'. They're most disgusting designer ones!
ENTIRE CREW: EWWWWWW!
Bloopers 160 and 161
The Ultimate Enemy
TAKE ONE (real blooper, by the way)
Cut to the scene when Jazz has just used the Fenton Peeler on whom everyone thinks is fourteen-year-old Danny Fenton. The Fenton weapon works, revealing that it's Dark Dan underneath the Danny Fenton façade. Everyone is shocked except Jazz. Dark Dan laughs and is able to capture everyone and tie them to the Nasty Burger boiler. Just as he captures and ties Jazz to the same boiler, the real fourteen-year-old Danny Phantom charges onto the scene, armed and ready.
DANNY PHANTOM: Hey, old man? Ready for a blast from your past?
Danny then slams into Evil Dan. They fight some more, but then, Dark Dan is able to slam Danny to the ground.
DARK DAN: Your time is up, Danny. It's been up for ten years.
Dark Dan replicates into four Evil Dans. They swimmingly pummel young Danny. Just as it looks as if Dark Dan has defeated his young foe, he pulls his duplicates back into himself. But there are now FIVE of them.
DARK DAN (pulling the five duplicates into himself) : What makes you think that….
STAN THE PROP MAN: Arrghh! There's not supposed to be FIVE of him! He only duplicated into four at the beginning of the battle! Can't he count?
DARK DAN (objecting): Hey, I can count! I'm not really related to Jack!
BUTCH: CUT!
TAKE TWO (real blooper, by the way)
Cut to the scene when Danny, who has been tied up by Dark Dan, is floating helplessly in the Ghost Zone…
DANNY (struggling with his bonds): Ugh….gotta get out of this. I'm going 'ghost'!
He turns into his ghost form and continues to try to break his bonds. But he still isn't able to get free.
DANNY PHANTOM (sighing in defeat): Well, it was worth a shot.
Just then, he hears another voice...
BOX GHOST: Well, well, well…All this time, we were planning on how we could take the fight to you…And here you are…wrapped up like a present.
DANNY PHANTOM: Box Ghost?
BOX GHOST (evilly): Beware….
The future Box Ghost conjures and charges up blue ghostly energy from one of his hands and throws it at Danny. Danny is repelled backward, only to slam into a 'statuesque' Ember.
DANNY PHANTOM (shocked): Ember? You look….
EMBER (angrily completing his sentence with her hoarse voice): ….like I went to seed right after you destroyed my vocal chords, with that ghostly wail of yours?
The screen goes blank unexpectedly.
BUTCH: Cut. What happened, Van?
VAN THE CAMERA MAN: Sorry, Butch, but I don't get it. Ember says that the reason why she was overweight was because Dark Dan's ghostly wail destroyed her vocal cords. But Dark Dan had just learned that power only recently and there was no way she could have gained so much weight so fast!
STATUESQUE EMBER (sheepishly): Well, you know how we girls are always blaming something else for our gaining weight!
Crew laughs.
A/N: Well, that's it for this week, gang! Hope you had as much fun as I did! Remember, feel free to send me any ideas! I'll eat them right up, especially since I'm going through withdrawal from all that Easter candy (Yes, we still had lots of it until this week! Oh, the joy of chocolate and the agony of withdrawal from it!). Now, help me bear with the angst and push that little blue button below! It'll be better than a sugar high! truephan
