A/N: Hello, gang, and sorry I missed you last week. We had to go out-of-town on some not-so-happy news last weekend, so I didn't plan to be out of the pix back then. But, of course, there was nothing I could do about it, and not much I want to say about it; so, c'est la vie, as they say. However, a great week has just begun for me, since I count updating this story as the beginning of my week of fun! There are more mal-a-props in this chapter, but just the 'standard' kind! And, my, how did this chapter get so long? Oh, goodie! Nevertheless, don't forget the "IDNOAC" and "FULL credit to the original writers for the direct dialogue or nearly direct dialogue" thingies. Ready Marv? OK, then roll it and enjoy Chapter 32!
Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 32—Beautiful Bedlam
Blooper 162
Masters of All Times
(real blooper, BTW)
Cut to the scene where Sam, Tucker and Vlad are now infected with ecto-acne. Maddie, who is wearing an '80's outfit, walks up to Sam and Tucker and examines them.
MADDIE: We have an outbreak of ecto-acne. And there's only one place on Earth that knows how to treat ecto-acne!
Jack gestures a 'thumbs up' to his wife.
DANNY (covering his face with his hands): Please say 'hospital'....please say 'hospital'.
The next scene shows Fenton Works under a quarantined tent.
DANNY (with chagrin): Whyyy couldn't she say 'hospital'?
The scene then fades to an aerial shot over and then down into the quarantined room. Notice that there are three beds to the camera in that shot. Vlad is in the left most bed, with Tucker in the middle and Sam in the bed furthest to the right of the camera.
Now fast forward to the scene where Maddie of the alternate timeline has just discovered that her husband, Vlad, has lied to her about Jack's not wanting to see her any more. And Vlad has attacked them all with an ecto-foamer and then captures Danny. Just before he's about to vaporize Danny with a laser beam, Jack intervenes.
JACK-IN-PLASMIUS-FORM: Keep away from my son!
Jack-in-Plasmius-Form then shoves Vlad away from Danny, only for Vlad to attack Jack with the laser beam instead. Jack conjures up a pink ecto-shield, but it's not enough to withstand the force of the ghost weapon. Jack is shoved back into the opened portal and an explosion results. Jack is left on the ground, injured by the attack. The portal is also damaged and it begins to smoke while an alarm goes off.
MADDIE (frantically as she rushes to his side): JACK!
JACK (now in his human form and speaking weakly): It's alright, Maddie. Just...remember what could have been...(fully collapsing): Uhhhhh...
MADDIE (angrily turning toward Vlad): You despicable...lying...piece of....cheese! I've wasted the best years of my life with you?!
VLAD (unmoved): Now, Maddie, I may be a lying piece of cheese, but I'm still your husband.
MADDIE (rushing over to him and amazingly picking him fully up over her head): (*Gee, I wouldn't ever want to get her really mad!*) Consider this an annulment!
She throws him out and into the Ghost Zone through the portal, and then hurries to release Danny.
MADDIE (speaking to Danny): Quick! The portal's overloading! (When he is fully released, she continues): Go back in time! Make sure none of this happens. Clockwork will help!
Danny then flies through the portal just before it explodes completely.
The next scene is in Clockwork's castle.
CLOCKWORK (irritated): I will not help!
DANNY (upset): But Sam...Tucker...
CLOCKWORK (interrupting him): ….need to be cured in the present, not the past.
The scene pans to the time viewing orb. Now Vlad is lying in a bed in the foreground, and then Sam and Tucker's beds are perpendicular to his bed rather than side-by-side, and Sam is now to the left and Tucker to the right of the camera!
Stan the Prop Man gags his yell at the blunder. But no one else notices...
CLOCKWORK (sighing in irritation): I can reset time to just before the time back to the way it was just before you meddled, but that's it!
Danny sees that his father has poured diet cola in the ecto-filtrator instead of ecto-purifier.
DANNY (excitedly): That's it! That's it!
He rushes home just as Clockwork smirks.
Fast forward to Fenton Works. Jack is pounding on Vlad's chest. Now, Vlad is in a bed to the left most side of the camera again. Sam is now in the middle and Tucker is in the bed to the most right of the camera!
STAN THE PROP MAN (no longer able to contain himself): I can't believe that you would do that to me, Sam, Tucker and Vlad!
BUTCH (sighing): CUT! What's wrong, Stan?
STAN THE PROP MAN (screeching a bit): They...they....changed places with those beds when they're supposed to be very sick!
TUCKER (snickering): So, what's the big deal? No one will notice! Besides, what else could we do to relieve the boredom of being stuck in bed with ecto-acne?
Sam and Vlad then start laughing.
Blooper 163
Identity Crisis
(another real blooper, BTW)
Cut to the scene right when Jack is about to download the data from the black box of the Fenton Attack Vehicle. But before Fun Danny and his superhero half, er, Superhero Danny, can object, Jack downloads the data. Technus immediately takes over Fenton Works. He becomes, as the hero half of Danny would say, 'the house highjacking horror' and captures the adult Fentons and Sam and Tucker.
Danny and, er, Danny go ghost and one of them rescues the Fentons and Sam and Tucker while the other one fights the HHH (*uh, that means: house highjacking horror—sorry, I just LOVE that...ahem..FOCUS!)
In the meantime, the other Danny goes to fight Technus, who is now on the roof of Fenton Works.
FUN DANNY PHANTOM (angrily, after shooting Technus): That's for totally ruining my weekend of fun, dude!
FULLY LOADED TECHNUS (irritated): Oh,I'll do ruin than that, whelp!
Technus zaps Fun Danny, who falls to the ground in front of Superhero Danny, the Fentons and Sam and Tucker. There are now two Danny Phantoms present.
MADDIE (worriedly speaking to Superhero Danny Phantom and not seeing the downed Danny Phantom): Wait! Where's Danny?
She then turns briefly away while Superhero Danny turns back into a human.
SUPERHERO DANNY (after turning human): I'm right here, Mother!
JACK (confused when he has briefly seen two Danny Phantoms): Wait a minute! Weren't you just...?
But he's interrupted by Jazz, who is upstairs in Fenton Works.
JAZZ (frantically waving her arms and yelling): Mom? Dad? Danny? Other Danny?
MADDIE and JACK (in unison): JAZZ!
The Fentons run toward their house and go in, just as Technus powers up with even more energy.
FULLY LOADED TECHNUS: MMM, that was tasty. Now let's see what I can do with all that power!
Technus then produces huge cables that act like legs, pulling Fenton Works off of its foundations. The entire house then starts to stomp down the street.
Danny, Danny, Sam and Tucker then chase after the runaway house. Soon, both Danny Phantoms go to the rooftop and confront Technus. After they fight a little, Technus captures one of the Dannys and pulls him toward him.
TECHNUS: If you wish to split your focus, you must learn to multi-task!
Sam and Tucker run onto the scene carrying the Ghost Catcher.
TUCKER (defiantly): Multi-task this!
TECHNUS (shocked): What? (and just as he passes through the Ghost Catcher) NOOOOO!
Technus loose all his power when he is pulled out of Fenton Works and the house immediately stops where it is, which is in the middle of the street.
Finally, there is the last battle between the unhoused highjacking horror (*Tee-hee, sorry, couldn't help myself again! Ahem...FOCUS—AGAIN!) and the two Danny Phantoms on the roof of Fenton Works. But in the midst of the fight, both Dannys pass through the Dream Catcher and are one again. Danny, of course, wins the day, with the help of Sam and Tucker—and the Fenton Thermos.
After the battle...
SAM (running up to the now unified Danny: Way to pull yourself together, Danny!
TUCKER (bewildered): How did that last pass through the Ghost Catcher do that anyway? (looks at Dream Catcher more closely) Side 2, Merge; Side 1, Separate. Duh!
DANNY (in the process of turning human): Too bad I can't pull off that 'fun weekend' I promised you guys.
TUCKER (excitedly): Are you kidding? This was a totally fun weekend!
DANNY (smiling): Really?
All three friends run up to the fence on top of Fenton Works.
SAM: We're your friends, Danny. Kicking back or kicking butt.
Jazz and her parents then come on the scene.
JAZZ (both excited and relieved): One Danny! Then, I'm not nuts! I'm not nuts!
MADDIE (smiling at Jack): Isn't that sweet?? That's exactly what you said when you proposed to me!
JACK: (smiling back): And you still said 'yes'! Who's nuts now, huh?
Now the Fentons join all the others at the fence on the rooftop of Fenton Works.
JACK (looking at Danny): Ah, good to see that you're in one piece, son.
DANNY, SAM, TUCKER (in unison): Tell me about it!
JACK: Now to work on getting the house back.
DANNY: Uh, Dad,....maybe that could wait until after the summer?
But as they look over the scene, the house is definitely now on the edge of some beach, not in the middle of the road as before!
BUTCH: CUT! OK, guys, how did the house get there?
JACK (sheepishly smiling) : Heh-heh. I forgot to turn the house fully off right after that last fight scene?
Blooper 164
Life Lessons
(even ANOTHER real blooper!)
Fast forward to the scene just after Danny and Valerie are zapped by four painfully-looking large, er, zappers, compliments of Skulker. They wake up in the Ghost Zone, handcuffed together.
SKULKER (smugly and threateningly): Greetings, prey! Having failed to determine which of you is the superior challenge, I've decided to hunt you both! At the same time!
Valerie freaks out and then Danny tries to explain everything. After he does….
SKULKER (drawing out all of his weapons): I'm offering you a sporting head start, prey. I suggest you take it!
Valerie screams just before Danny immediately reacts and yanks Valerie with him in a mad dash away from Skulker.
DANNY (yelling): Less freaking, more running!
They manage to avoid most of the ammo thrown at them, and then Danny discovers that he can't use his powers. But then, Valerie spies one of her guns on the ground….
VALERIE: My ecto-grenade launcher.
She doesn't see that it's attached to a rope, but Danny does.
DANNY (frantically): NO, DON'T! It might be….
But Valerie doesn't listen to him and she picks up the weapon, ultimately setting off another kind of trigger. A large spray of red darts head their way. Danny reacts and pulls both of them down to the ground; and seemingly they are safe.
DANNY (slightly irritated): …booby-trapped! See, that's why I took the time to explain the whole "Ghost Zone's Greatest Hunter' thing!
They then hear Skulker growling close behind them.
VALERIE: (attempting to pull Danny up off of the ground, demandingly) Get up! He's coming!
DANNY (slightly dazed, now that he sees that he has a red dart in his butt): I…can't….move….
SKULKER (with a mean-looking bazooka over his shoulder): Spectral paralysis dart. The effects are only temporary. But this (shifting the bazooka to a near aim)…will not be.
Valerie screams and starts to drag a paralyzed Danny throughout Skulker's jungle. But a few moments later, Danny, who is supposed to be paralyzed, actually stands up just before Valerie jumps off a cliff and takes him with him. And that is WAY before he tells Valerie that he can move again!
Butch notices that his monitor suddenly goes blank.
BUTCH (turning to the camera man) : Uh, did you do that on purpose, Van?
VAN THE CAMERA MAN: Yeah, I did. Sorry, Butch, but just how can Danny move when he's not supposed to be able to move?
SKULKER: (sheepishly) Because the effects of the dart's poison are weakened when it accidentally pokes hybrids in the butt rather than their arm?
A/N: Well, that's it for now, gang! Hope you had fun with this. You know what to do if you did…great therapy, believe me, pushing that button. And, oh, have a great week! truephan
