Sonic Z. Feel free to come up with your own comment.
And in a sense of shameless advertising, I recently went through with that idea of different parodies in a story I recently put up called Robot Hedgehog. It may not that good right now, but maybe at some point.
Intergalactic Tournament Saga: Chapter 20 – Every Contestant for Themselves
Back in the midst of one of the few battlefields available, one humanoid robot sat by some trees on a field with a picnic basket beside him. He took out a ham sandwich and held it in both hands. "I'd better take a quick break to eat."
Some rustling was heard from some bushes nearby, Knuckles then came charging out, yelling, "Eat my fist!" before knocking him unconscious as he ran off.
Meanwhile Sonic, Shadow and Amy were running through a forest area when suddenly a gigantic boulder came huddling towards them from the right. They quickly stopped and backed up as it rolled past. Sally Sue then flipped and landed on the path in front of them. "Not so fast, Sonic, I still have to get you back for that time in the city, as well as the other two."
"I'll take care of her." Amy said, approaching her as she drew her hammer.
"Uhh, Amy, I don't think you can beat her one-on-one." Sonic replied.
"Let's finish her quickly and get moving." Shadow said.
Sally Sue smiled as she got into a fighting stance. "Let's go, hedgehogs."
Just then, Sally Sue quickly spun right and blocked a spin attack from Metal Sonic with her arm. Metal Sonic slid back before charging at her. Sally Sure cart wheeled out the way, then as Sonic and Shadow came at her from opposite directions, she crouched before quickly performing a spinning kick sending them both flying, then blasting Amy with a small laser beam as she was caught off guard.
Near a rocky canvas area, Team Chaotix walked through the area, passing several unconscious bodies which they glanced at as they passed by.
"I wonder who took out all these guys?" Vector said. "We'd better keep our guard up, boys."
Charmy frantically waved his arms. "Oh! Oh! Maybe a shark did this! Or a bear! Or a tyrannosaurus rex!"
"None of the above." Espio responded.
Back in the forest area, Metal Sonic had begun attacking Sonic while Shadow was left to fight Sally Sue. Sonic and Metal Sonic used the trees to ricochet themselves at each other, where as Shadow had used up most of his moves on Sally Sue, to no avail.
"Hey Sonic, what's this girl's weakness?" Shadow asked.
Sonic swiftly dodged a spin attack from Metal Sonic as he charged through a tree. "Sadly, she doesn't have one, she cheats, a lot."
"Well that sucks."
Sally Sue changed her arm into a machine gun and fired. Shadow hid behind a tree before using chaos control and spin attacking her in the face before jumping back. Suddenly, a large metal crate landed on her, and then Eggman and Eggman Nega floated down.
"Well, I seem to have a hedgehog problem." Eggman commented.
Amy got up moments later, just before Knuckles arrived as he punched down a tree.
"I'm sure more friendly faces will be arriving shortly, though we could always cause some destruction to draw their attention here." Eggman Nega suggested.
"I'm game for that." Sonic said as he stretched. "Come on, Eggman, let's play."
"Very well, Sonic." Eggman deployed two missile launchers and began firing them at Sonic as he ran off. Metal Sonic then tackled him and kicked him into a tree. Eggman took the opportunity to fire a dozen missiles targeted towards Sonic who jumped up as they hit the ground, causing a big explosion and sending parts of the ground into the air. Sonic jumped across the pieces, and then tilted one piece upwards to block another missile sent by Eggman. He then jumped and spin attacked him before landing.
Eggman looked at a counter on his eggmobile which displayed the number seven. "I'd better be careful, seven more hits and I'm finished!"
Blaze and Silver saw the explosion from half a mile away and came rushing across and empty field towards the area while Silver sat on a tree and used his psychokinesis. Rouge and Omega had recently taken care of the alligators, briefly nodded at each other, and then made their way towards the area. Tails was approaching the area as he flew through the trees and looked ahead using some binoculars.
Sonny, Shade, Crystal, Amber and Mads were sitting in the area where they fought, sharing a cake at the present time.
"Hey, shouldn't we check out that area?" Amber asked.
"Nah, that's a major attention grabber, let's just stay here and chill." Sonny replied.
"Besides, we're just here for fun." Shade added.
"But the fun's over there." Amber retorted.
"Well, I'm gonna check out a few things, see you guys soon." Crystal said before taking off.
Amber stood up as she said, "Well, I'm joining in, you're welcome to join if you want." Before flying off. Mads shrugged and followed her shortly after.
Back at the main area, everyone was going after random targets, with the exception of Eggman and Metal Sonic, who's main objective was to beat Sonic. Shadow was fighting Eggman Nega, who fired missiles which Shadow jumped across before roundhouse kicking the eggmobile. Amy then jumped up and whacked it with her hammer.
Eggman had fired a laser beam out of a hole in his eggmobile, and chased Sonic, slicing off trees in his path. While distracted, Knuckles jumped up and punched Eggman into a tree, before looking to his right to see Sonic charging at him. Knuckles attempted to punch him, which Sonic slid under, flipped up and as Sonic tried to spin attack him, Knuckles punched him and Sonic stopped by a tree. Knuckles pounded the ground several times as he tried to catch Sonic who then attacked with a spin dash which Knuckles somersaulted out the way of.
Several others such as Tails, Blaze, Silver, Rouge and Omega such up shortly afterwards. As Silver arrived, he jumped and threw the tree he was sitting on at Knuckles using his psychokinesis, which Knuckles punched through as he leapt at him. Silver jumped up as Knuckles punched the ground where he once stood, then as Knuckles looked up, Blaze charged forward and fly kicked him in the face.
Amy flipped using her hammer over a missile, then whacked Eggman with her hammer while Tails landed right behind her and punched Rouge with his extending boxing glove before being hit by a missile fired by Omega who was then punched to the side by Metal Sonic. Blaze jumped up before coming down towards Rouge with a kick covered in fire, which she dodged by flying up then performed a leg drop which Blaze avoided by jumping to the right while Rouge followed.
Amber hid in some trees, charged up an attack, then fired two massive fireballs that circled over each other as they moved along the field, which most people avoided, while Silver attempted to block and ended up draining his energy. As Espio, Vector and Charmy came rushing into the area, Vector and Espio avoided the attack while Charmy was hit and ran around on fire. "Whoa! I'm burning up! Like a barbeque, but I'm on the menu!"
"Yeah, good for you, Charmy." Vector replied.
Eggman and Eggman Nega blasted several others out the way as they moved forward, they then fired missiles at Sonic and as they exploded, Tails came flying out of the smoke carrying Sonic, who then flipped and went through both of them just before Blaze hit Eggman Nega with a spinning kick and Silver sent him flying with his psychokinesis.
Meanwhile, Crystal met the other black haired girl by the waterfall. "Nice to see you again, Rose."
"Ahh, Crystal, here I thought you were dead."
"Yeah, I've heard that a lot lately. So, you still up to no good?"
"Not recently. Was there anything else you wanted? If you want to fight me, forget it, I've learned some new moves, and you surely haven't, so I'm willing to wait for you to get back on track and keep up with me."
"Thanks for caring, but don't get overconfident." Crystal said before vanishing again.
Several minutes later, almost everyone had been knocked out by one another, and Sonic and Shadow were taken out by the eggmobile which exploded as they approached it, while Eggman quickly avoided the blast and Knuckles quickly dug underground. Eggman opened the metal crate from earlier to reveal a larger version of the robot Eggman Nega used against Blaze (Chapter 6) and climbed into the machine. "Well Knucklehead, it's just you and me. Once I get that wish, I can finally create my Eggman Empire and take over the earth!"
"Don't count on it." Knuckles replied before charging at him. "Maximum Heat Knuc-" before he could finish he was easily whacked aside.
Eggman laughed maniacally as he charged at him. "This victory is mine!" Eggman attempted to squash him, but he was shocked to learn Knuckles was holding back the hand from crushing him. He managed to push it off, and then tried the Maximum Heat Knuckles Attack again, causing minimal damage while he continued to dodge Eggman's attacks. With all his might Knuckles gave the robot an uppercut, knocking it high into the air. Knuckles then crouched before jumping higher than the robot, then performed a downward spiral claw attack on its chest and dragged it down to the ground where it blew into several dozen machine parts.
As the Boss Stage Clear theme from Sonic Unleashed began playing, Knuckles approached the screen from underground, spin jumped back onto land, did a punch combo consisting of two right jabs, one left jab, then a spiralling uppercut before crossing his arms and smiling a second before getting an S rank.
SA4 was watching this. "Hmm…it seems a little too easy to get an S rank."
Shadow, who was now back at the arena along with the other contestants, said, "This last match was pretty cheap…"
A minute later, Knuckles arrived on the stage and shook SA4's hand. "This Intergalactic Tournament's winner is Knuckles the Echidna! Partly due to brides I'm sure, but whatever. So Knuckles, what is your wish? I'm not available by the way." She said before handing him a crystal ball.
"Is it possible for you to revive my echidna clan?"
"Umm, sorry, but that's beyond our power."
"I see…" Knuckles thought for a few moments before making another choice. "Okay, I'm done."
"So what did you wish for?"
"I wished for a peaceful life."
"Don't you already have that? Well whatever, give it up for Knuckles!"
A majority of the audience cheered as Crystal approached Sonic. "Hey Sonic, a shame about you losing."
"Yeah, but I did an awesome job." Sonic said before giving her a thumbs up and winking.
"You were totally radical." Crystal replied as she did the same.
"I know." Sonic nodded while keeping the same pose.
After several moments, Crystal stopped and frowned slightly. "I'm being sarcastic."
"Way past cool." Sonic replied, once again keeping the same pose. Crystal then wondered off in the opposite direction.
Tails turned to Blaze and said, "Oh, by the way, I came up with the answer how to get back to your dimension. Well, I had it about two weeks ago, but I forget to mention it…"
"That's no excuse."
"I know but I ju-"
"Just don't."
Eggman took a seat next to Eggman Nega, who turned to him and said, "Better luck next time, Eggman."
"Don't you worry, I will eventually build my Eggman Empire, and then they'll see!"
SA4 began speaking again as the audience calmed down. "Well, that's all we have time for, I'd like to thank you all for taking part in this tournament, and the audience for watching, spaceships will arrive shortly to take you back to your home planets. I wish you all good luck in the future and so do SA, SA2, and SA3 who are probably getting a takeaway or something...those jerks..."
Everyone made their way out of the arena seconds later as the spaceships began to arrive.
Blaze and Silver stood in silence near one ship, moments later Silver randomly said, "Awkward silence..."
"Indeed..." Blaze replied.
"So, nice working with you."
"Right, same to you."
They nodded then both departed and boarded separate ships. Team Chaotix were boarding one ship as Vector sighed. "We could have used that wish for more money; well that's always next time..."
"Or candy!" Charmy yelled. "I love candy! Woo candy!"
"Yeah, I think we got it, Charmy." Espio replied.
All the ships took off moments later towards their home planets and respectful locations at any point in time. Ten minutes later, everyone had arrived on their home planets and were doing what they previously did before coming to the tournament.
Knuckles sat atop the stairs leading up to the Master Emerald again as he was in deep thought. "Once again, here I am, protecting the Master Emerald."
It cut to Tails' house where Tails had just finished his film with the help of Blaze and Rouge, while Sonic and Amy stood by. "I occasionally envy Sonic, since he has so much freedom to roam the world without anything holding him back, same as Tails and Amy."
Shadow had just stopped a train robbery by knocking the thugs unconscious. "Seeing how I'm the last of my kind, it's within my duty to protect the Master Emerald with my life, to prevent it from falling into the wrong hands."
Omega had just blasted through a train holding a dozen Eggman robots, which then exploded as he was far off in the distance. "Considering how it has the power to neutralize the chaos emeralds, it'd be safer with me."
Team Chaotix were relaxing on the beach once more. "Sacrificing my free will is a small price to pay in this case, but it's not all bad..."
Cream and Cheese were watching cartoons at her house as they ate ice cream. "I've made a few friends over the years who tend to turn up when trouble starts, which I see occasionally and it's always a welcome surprise."
Eggman and Virus were playing a game of chess again. Eggman had won quite a few times, causing Virus to tip over the table in frustration and storm off. "Being alone makes it harder for me to trust people these days. Though I know that thieving bat is trouble, and that Eggman will almost always be the bad guy."
Silver was back in his own time, he sat atop a building and stared off into the sky. "Even though I'll likely never see my echidna clan again..."
It cut back to Knuckles at Angel Island. "I've gotten used to this lifestyle, and I think I'm where I need to be..."
SA2 walked onto the right side of a set with some notes. In the middle of the set was a red curtain which opened to reveal a picture of a large haunted house atop a hill with a flash of lightning in the background. SA2 began to read out the notes. "So, that was pretty awesome, right? Yes, of course it was. So, Shadow's short story saga is up next, and there's a reason for that, but I'm not saying. So stay tuned for the Haunted House Saga." SA2 looked up. "Ghostbusters are pretty cool guys, tehy capture them and doesn't afraid of them."
