A/N: Hey, there, gang! Time for an update! Hope you're ready. But before we get on with it, I need to tell you about some MEGACOOL news! Inspired by one of my other stories, one of the readers drew a pix of Danny as a werewulf, from Bewerewulfed. I am both very honored and ECSTACTIC about it! And I want to dedicate this chapter to that reader for giving me that AWESOME gift! Thanks again, BrandyMyDog! NOW, let me come down a little from this cloud I'm on and get back to THIS story, and specifically, this chapter. This chapter is a little odd, (so what else is new?) but you'll see why soon enough! In any case, I'm getting the eye from Marv, but before we roll it, don't forget that "IDNOAC" and "Full Credit to the original authors of the show for the original dialogue or near original dialogue" things. NOW we can roll it! Here is Chapter 35. Enjoy!
Danny Phantom Bloopers—Chapter 35—Off Base
Bloopers 175, 176 and 177
The Fenton Menance
(thanks to TheChickKickingTheSodaMachine)
TAKE ONE
Cut to the scene as Sam and Tucker are leaving for class right after Tucker has shown his friends that 'Tucker Foley Alibi-o-Matic' device which has snores, sneezes, and, well, other noisy stuff on it. After his friends have left, Danny sees what turns out to be an invisible Youngblood in the hallway at Casper High. But unbeknowst to him, Jazz is nearby, observing all. She is afraid that Danny is losing his mind....
DANNY (defiantly): YOU! I might not have been able to do anything the last time. But this time, I'm going --....
He sees Jazz and gasps.
DANNY (with chagrin): ....going.....
JAZZ ( sternly finishing the statement for him): Nowhere but back to class.
DANNY (now perplexed): You...don't see anything?
JAZZ: Just a little brother who's looking a little nuttier by the second.
Danny begins to pass her, but she then grabs onto his wrists and stops him.
JAZZ: And where do you think you're going?
DANNY (irritated): Wherever I want. What are you, the hall monitor now?
JAZZ: I'm your hall monitor, Danny. And there is no place you can go that I can't follow....
DANNY (defiantly): Really!
He begins to leave. She quickly follows him and then abruptly halts when he steps into the boys' bathroom.
JAZZ (crossing her arms with irritation): Except there.
Danny morphs into Phantom, and begins fighting with some entity in the boys' bathroom. Meanwhile, Jazz is standing just outside of the boys' bathroom when Mr. Lancer walks up.
MR. LANCER (to Jazz at hearing Danny grunting during the fight): If that's your brother making all those noises in there, I suggest he get a little more fiber in his diet!
Mr. Lancer walks away just as Danny Phantom phases throught the door of the boy's bathroom and continues to fight an invisible entity. Jazz looks on in horror as Danny seems to attack an empty hallway. But then, Danny turns intangible and defiantly charges upward through the roof.
JAZZ (speaking to herself): It was worse than I thought!
As the screen phases to the Fenton home, Jazz continues to muse.....
JAZZ: I had to get Danny away from the pressures of ghosts and ghost hunting....
The scene phases to inside of the Fenton Lab, where Jazz and her entire family are gathered.
JAZZ: Something like a.....
JACK, MADDIE, and DANNY (in unison): A camping trip?
Of course, Jazz—and indirectly, Danny—convinces them to go on the camping trip.
Fast forward to the scene where the Fentons are on the road, heading toward their family get-away camping trip. Jack is driving and busily sucking on his hat thermos thingy....
JACK (suddenly scratching himself): Argh! I feel positively naked without my jumpsuit! And I'm pretty sure I'm getting a rash on my unprotected forearms!
MADDIE (cheerfully): Good thing I packed plenty of Fenton ointment!
JACK: Oh, boy! Fointment!
MADDIE (turning around): And I packed your old Bearbert Einstein for you, Jazz!
JAZZ (mortified): Mom! Stop treating me like a baby!
But Jazz instantly begins to caress the stuffed bear..
DANNY (angrily) : Welcome to my world!
Danny quickly shoves it out of her hands.
JAZZ (exasperated): Hey! (then sighing) Danny, I don't know why you're mad at me. I not the one who trashed the lab blasting imaginary ghosts!
DANNY (irritated): It was one ghost...And a parrot.
JAZZ (unfazed): Was it a ghost and a parrot, or a projection of your own fears....And a parrot?
DANNY (excitedly): So you admit that there WAS a parrot!
BUTCH: CUT!
DANNY (cringing): Sorry, Butch!
BUTCH (tersely): Well, OK. OK, gang, let's take it from where the Fentons are in their RV and on the road...
TAKE TWO
Fast forward to the scene where the Fentons are on the road, heading toward their family get-away camping trip. Jack is driving and busily sucking on his hat thermos thingy....
JACK (suddenly scratching himself): Argh! I feel positively naked without my jumpsuit! And I'm pretty sure I'm getting a rash on my unprotected forearms!
MADDIE (cheerfully): Good thing I packed plenty of Fenton ointment!
JACK: Oh, boy! Fointment!
MADDIE (turning around): And I packed your old Bearbert Einstein for you, Jazz!
JAZZ (mortified): Mom! Stop treating me like a baby!
But Jazz instantly begins to caress the stuffed bear..
DANNY (angrily) : Welcome to my world!
Danny quickly shoves it out of her hands.
JAZZ (exasperated): Hey! (then sighing) Danny, I don't know why you're mad at me. I not the one who trashed the lab blasting imaginary ghosts!
DANNY (irritated): It was one ghost...And a parrot.
JAZZ (unfazed): Was it a ghost and a parrot, or a projection of your own fears....And a parrot?
DANNY (excitedly): My point exactly! And that ghost was with that parrot!
BUTCH: CUT! Danny!
DANNY (smiling sheepishly): Uh, sorry, Butch! But I just have to jump on it when Jazz agrees with me! But I'll get it right the next time!
BUTCH (nodding): OK, then from the top, gang...
TAKE THREE
But just before the scene about the ghost and the parrot, Danny glances over to Butch, who is looking at him sternly, which, of course, implies that Danny had better get the scene right....
Fast forward to the scene where the Fentons are on the road, heading toward their family get-away camping trip. Jack is driving and busily sucking on his hat thermos thingy....
JACK (suddenly scratching himself): Argh! I feel positively naked without my jumpsuit! And I'm pretty sure I'm getting a rash on my unprotected forearms!
MADDIE (cheerfully): Good thing I packed plenty of Fenton ointment!
JACK: Oh, boy! Fointment!
MADDIE (turning around): And I packed your old Bearbert Einstein for you, Jazz!
JAZZ (mortified): Mom! Stop treating me like a baby!
But Jazz instantly begins to caress the stuffed bear..
DANNY (angrily) : Welcome to my world!
Danny quickly shoves it out of her hands.
JAZZ (exasperated): Hey! (then sighing) Danny, I don't know why you're mad at me. I not the one who trashed the lab blasting imaginary ghosts!
DANNY (irritated): It was one ghost...And a parrot.
JAZZ (unfazed): Was it a ghost and a parrot, or a projection of your own fears....And a parrot?
Danny crosses his arms; and then suddenly smirking, chirps like a parrot.
Jazz and crew laugh and Butch groans.
DANNY (smirking): You have to admit. I didn't say a word!
Bloopers 178-183
Doncha think?
I think it's time for a 'Doncha think?' moment about a few of the shows. Doncha know what that means? Ya don't? Well, it's some funny things about the show which I didn't know how to put into a particular scene of the show, but I thought were noteworthy of my particularly twisted comments. And, BTW, these are real bloopers. So, here we go:
Doncha think it's odd that:
In Prisoners of Love, ghosts can't phase through things in the Ghost Zone...............................YET, in Beauty Marked, Danny--in his ghost form while he and Tucker are in the Specter Speeder--can phase through the entrance to Aragon's domain without a scratch? Doncha think that maybe he did a split second morph to phase through? No?
And speaking of Prisoners of Love:
In Prisoners of Love, humans can phase through everything in the Ghost Zone because 'they're the ghosts in the Ghost Zone'.........................YET, in Claw of the Wild Walker's minions are able to grab and hold onto Sam while she is in the Ghost Zone. Doncha think that maybe that only occurs during a full moon like there was during Claw of the Wild? Maybe?
In Flirting with Disaster, when Technus, who is controlling Valerie's old battle suit, attacks Danny Fenton right in front of Casper High, Danny is able to deftly to dodge or flip away from every one of Technus' shots................................................................YET, in the very next episode, Micro-Management, Danny is failing a big gym test because he's supposed to be pretty weak? (BTW, thanks to BrandyMyDog for this little tidbit!) But, gee, doncha think that maybe Danny was just trying to throw everyone off guard so as to not blow his secret. Ya think?
In Beauty Marked, Gregor shows up in Nasty Burger for the first time looking very cool with those hip sunglasses........................YET, he also has a need to wear his sunglasses at night for no apparent reason? SOOO uncool! Uh, doncha think?
In all the episodes, including in the beginning of Beauty Marked, Sam has chin length hair........................YET, later in Beauty Marked, after she dresses up in her messed-up bride costume in Aragon's realm, her hair has suddenly has grown long enough to have two pretty long pony tails! Doncha think that in desperation she grabbed some Medievil vegetation as hair pieces to lengthen her hair? EWWW! But that would explain why it was so obviously hideous!
In the episode, Forever Phantom, as Maddie and Jack are chasing Danny and Amorpho throughout the house, Maddie screams to Jack that she has a weapon called a "Ghost Shredder" to get the ghost with............................................YET, when they finally come into the lab after Danny and Amorpho have fought and then been zapped by the Ecto-Stoppo-Powerfier, the Fentons have no such a weapon with them! Huh? Doncha think it might really make better coleslaw and they left it in the kitchen on the way down to the lab? Or maybe that was the original name of the Fenton Peeler and were too embarrassed to admit their mistake?
A/N: *permission to groan* Heh-heh, I told you I was twisted! In any case, that's all for today! Hope you enjoyed it, but even if you didn't, you have my permission to lie about it after you push that little blue button! truephan
