Music: -hiding behind in a bush- Well there you go, the next chapter of my story. He he, DON'T KILL ME!
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You Think You Know Me
Chapter 3: The Joys of Pantsing
-The Park-
I was in the park waiting for Tai. We had agreed to meet at the fountain. Sadly I forgot about Tai's tendency to be late for everything.
"Where is he, we were supposed to meet fifteen minutes ago. Wait, what's that….?" As I said this, I giant cloud of dust came rushing down the path headed for me. At first I just stood there trying to make out what it could be…..sadly I shouldn't have done that considering the fact it RAN ME OVER! Whatever it was, it knocked me over and landed on top of me….and it was HEAVY!
"Ouch" I groaned painfully.
"What who said that!" Screamed said mass as it jumped up and began looking around rapidly. I made a groaning sound as I sat up. I looked up at what hit him and saw my friend Tai standing in front of me.
"Who do you think" I said with a glare. He just looked at me with an innocent look, like he didn't even do anything.
"Fancy meeting you here" he said while scratching the back of his head.
"Yeah, whatever, did you bring what I asked?" I asked impatiently. I was tempted to start taping my foot, but decided against it.
"Yeah, I got it" He said while pulling out a camera, a confused look on his face. "Why do you need it?"
"Oh, you'll see" I said while taking of in the direction I thought I saw TK go. Tai followed like a lost puppy, I look of confusion still on his face.
We kept walking in the same direction for what seemed like ours. Me looking for TK, Tai….well I don't know what he was looking for, nor do I care. 'How big is this park anyway' I thought with a sigh. Just when I was about to give up on my master plan, I saw Tk ahead of us leaning against a pole. The second I saw him, I grabbed Tai and made a dive for the nearest bush. I succeeded on my second try. Tai was about to make a comment, most likely on why I just dragged him into a bush, so I smacked my hand on his mouth to shut him up. This turned out to be a bad move on my part, as Tai's immediate response to me putting my hand on his mouth was to bite my hand as hard as he could. This intern lead to me jumping out of the bush, grasping my hand in pain, and shouting every curse word I could fit into a span of 10 seconds. Realizing what I had done, and hoping my mother didn't hear my chose of words, I looked up to see if I had been spotted.
'He's staring at me with a shocked expression… I'm in the clear.' I then smacked myself on the head for such a stupid thought. 'Of course he saw me, time for plan B'
"TAI!" I yelled as loud as I could.
"Yeah" He says as he stands up out of the bush. He was still in there?
"Pants him" I say with a serious expression. 'I've always wanted to do that'. Tai ran at TK, who at the time still hadn't realized what was happing, and pulled his pants down. I pulled out Tai's camera and took a couple of pictures. I was in the middle of taking the fifth one when I realized that Tai didn't only pull down his pants, but his boxers too. He was fully exposed, I should have looked away once I realized it, but I had trouble taking my eyes away.
"Davis…are you okay?" Tai asks, bringing me back to reality.
"Yeah, why?" I ask, hoping he didn't notice me staring.
"You got a little bit of a nose bleed" He says while pointing at my nose.
'What?' I put my hand to my nose, only to find, sure enough, that I WAS bleeding ' Oops'.
"Yeah I'm fine, now let's go!" I say while turning around and running in the general direction of my apartment, Tai following like the obedient friend he is. I looked back to see TK with a confused expression still on his face, still with his pants on the ground. (AN: Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground…..sorry, couldn't help myself. XD) Looking back wasn't such a good idea, considering the fact I was so busy getting a second nose bleed that I ran into a tree.
"Ouch" I groaned in pain yet again, falling backwards onto the ground. Tai ran up to me, picked me up, flung me over his shoulder and continued running. Some were along the line he must of figured out it was time to run away. Sadly(Or fortunately) he flung me over his shoulder with me facing behind him, leaving me with full view of TK, who still didn't make a move to pull up his pants. 'I wonder if you can die from nose bleeds'
I knew for a fact the image of TK with his pants down would be forever burned in my corneas, funny that I didn't care. I looked in my hand to see the camera and smiled to myself. Payback will be sweet
Music: -behind pole- How's this for a hiding spot?
Gatomon: -facepalms- Yeah sure, whatever…
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