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(Jacob's POV)

I wasn't really sure what to do with Bella, if I left her in the car god knows what she'd do…probably slam it into a tree or something…if I brought her inside god knows what Charlie'd do to me…though he did just get out of the hospital so he wouldn't really be able to smack me or anything….though he was a cop…he did have a gun.

While I was thinking this one over Bella decided to get out of the car and go outside. "Bella what are you doing? Get back here!!" I yelled…following her as she stumbled her way back into the house.

"Hey Daddy!!!" She waved and giggled.

"Hey Bells….you look happy." He smiled at me…I guess he had yet to grasp what was going on.

"Yeah…she does." I mumbled, wondering how long this could go on.

"So Jake…what have you two been up to?" He asked.

Bella started to open her mouth….oh god this is not going to be good, I thought thinking of the possible things a drunk and high girl could say.

"I was- she started, I was quick to cup my hand over my mouth.

"Jake what are you doing?" Charlie asked in confusion.

"Um…nothing." I replied.

"Then why is your hand over my daughter's mouth?" He asked. "Did you two do something you don't want me to know about?" he questioned….this was just getting worse and worse.

"No….well I didn't do anything…"

"What are you saying then?" He asked.

"Um……well I left Bella alone and….she got into some stuff." I answered.

"What kind of stuff?"

"Um Bella….would you like to answer that one?" I asked.

"Sure." She giggled. "Me and Angle- Angley- Angie- Angjula- whatever her name is were on the street corner with her peeps and…we got into some stuff." She giggled again, I guess thinking back.

"Um Jacob…is she high?" He asked me seriously.

"Possibly…probably….yeah." I finally answered. "I didn't know though, I was driving around and I saw her and brought her back here." I answered truthfully.

He just sighed…sinking down into the couch. "Jake…I'm in no condition right now to take care of her right now." He answered…I understood…after all he did just get out of the hospital. "Would you mind…taking her for a while, I know your probably busy….but I don't know what else to do, I'll pay you." He answered.

"Of course….sure I'll take her." I answered…only half heartedly…I was hoping to be rid of her for a while…it looked like no hopes of that was to come any time soon. "Is there anything you want me to do for you?" I asked…..it would look bad not too.

"No, I'm fine…just a little hungry is all." He implied….i guess he wanted food.

"DO you want dinner?" I asked.

"….well if you don't mind." He answered….crap!!! I had no idea how to microwave popcorn let alone cook….maybe Bella could actually do something.

"Bella can you cook?" I asked her.

"Cook? As in cookie? I want a cookie where are the cookies?" She asked.

"Not cookie….uhhh never mind, I'll just order pizza." I answered as I got the phone…taking care of people totally sucked.