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Crazy Carnival Saga: Chapter 27 – Cold As Ice
Shortly after the random singing from out of nowhere, Sonic, Amy and Lily were now walking down a path and Amy was currently talking to Lily who was still cosplaying as a certain popular character from a certain popular show.
"So what's your name?" Amy asked.
"A name...hmm..." Lily scratched her forehead for a few moments before raising a finger. "Oh right! My name is Summer Faycasion."
"Well it's nice to meet you, Summer." Amy said as she shook her hand.
"Summer Faycasion...yeah, I also remember that from the show..." Sonic said to no-one in particular.
"So do you guys mind if I hang out with you for a while?" Lily asked.
Sonic shrugged. "Sure, why not."
"I'd be fine with that." Amy added.
"Thanks." Lily said with a smile, and then she turned away slightly. "Hehehe, now that these fools have welcomed me, achieving the next step of the plan will be easier than I expected."
"Umm, we can still hear you." Amy pointed out seconds later.
"Oh..." after a few more moments of silence she then said, "Forget what you just heard then."
"Easier said then done." Sonic replied.
In another area of the carnival, Rose, who now wore a dark blue trenchcoat, walked up to a food stand SA2 was running and dropped a bag of coins on the counter. "Three bowls of ice."
"You mean snow cones?" SA2 asked.
"No, just ice. Crushed please, and with an ice straw, and some ice on the rocks, with some ice on the side."
"Would you like some ice with that?" SA2 said before just staring at her.
"..." Rose stared back, not blinking once for several moments.
"..."
"...Yes please."
Back at Tails' house, Tails and Amber had started playing Pure Ownage as they waited for Knuckles to get back to the floating island.
After a few moments of silence, Tails suddenly shouted, "Look out! There's a samurai shooting bullets out of an axe!"
"Thanks." She said as she dodged the attack. "friggin' laser beams at six o'clock!"
"Whoa!" Tails responded before nearly being hit by one. "The over-the-top ridiculousness of this game makes it much more awesome."
"I know, right?"
Tails spoke into his walkie-talkie again. "Hey Knuckles, you there yet?"
Knuckles was currently climbing up a slope to the floating island. "Yeah, I'm nearly there." He said moments before reaching the island. As he looked ahead, he saw the Master Emerald was gone and clutched his fists. "Bronze..." He then spoke into his walkie-talkie. "Hey Tails, I won't be able to join you, there's some business I need to take care of, and I know just the place..."
As Knuckles disconnected, Tails and Amber carried on playing for 15 seconds before Amber finally said, "Seems Knuckles is gonna go start an over-the-top fight with that guy..."
"Yup."
"...Wanna go watch?"
"Of course." They both pressed start and left the house as P.A.L said, "I'd be very grateful if you could bring back a souvenir."
Back at the carnival, Sonic and Amy were on a bumper cars ride while Lily was speaking to Rose using her communicator. "Hey Rose, I found him, so get your fat ass over here!"
"Well for starters, where are you?...and I'm not fat."
"At the rides area, near the bumper cars, but sadly he's with this other pink hedgehog and some angel girl."
"...An angel you say?"
"I sense some concern judging by your delayed reaction. I assume you have some personal business with this angel, huh?" Lily said with a smile.
"It's a little more than just that...but it's nothing. I'll be there as soon as possible, just get rid of the pink hedgehog for the time being."
"How? You mean kill her?"
"No, there is no need for unnecessary bloodshed, just get her out of the way for the time being." She said before disconnecting.
Lily sighed. "A shame I can't do this the fun way..."
A bit later, while Amy and Lily were off in another area, Sonic encountered none other than Shadow the Hedgehog leaning against a wall and casually approached him. "Hey Shadow, I didn't expect to see you here."
"Neither did I." He replied.
"Business as usual?"
"Actually, I'm here with Rouge and Omega to relax and 'chill out'."
"..." After moments of silence, Sonic scratched his forehead.
"For your information, yes, I do like to occasionally have fun with the few friends I'll willingly spend time with."
"...Alright, see ya, Shadow." Sonic waved as he walked off while Shadow nodded back at him.
As Amy and Lily were walking by a restroom, Lily decided to go in for, you know, personal business and Amy followed. When Amy had completely lowered her guard, Lily yelled, "Judo chop!" before hitting her right in the back of her head, knocking her unconscious. She then dragged Amy into one of the toilets and locked the door before climbing out, somehow.
In another area, Sonic continued walking around the carnival by himself for a bit, and then quickly jumped back before a large icicle hit the ground where he once stood. He looked further ahead to see Rose standing high up on a pole. "So you must be Sonic the Hedgehog."
"Yep, you found him."
Both her hands suddenly froze over and became ice cold. "Then I must kill you, no hard feelings though."
"Well I don't go down easy, so you'd better look out when I start attacking."
Rose dropped down and focused her attention on Sonic while he did the same, both of them completely ignoring and small amount of people who walked by the area. "Foolish." Rose said faintly. "You know nothing of what I'm capable of, therefore you stand no chance, but I know some of what you can do. But I guess I'll humor you for a little while."
Sonic, feeling insulted by this mysterious girl, began to approach her but was quickly stopped by Crystal who dropped down beside Sonic seconds later. "Hold on, Sonic. It's in your best interest not to face her."
"It's wise to listen to the single-minded annoyance." Rose replied as she glared at Crystal.
"Okay, that's it."
As Crystal began to charge at her, Sonic held her back. "Hey, shouldn't you follow your own advice?"
"Ahh, right. So anyway, before you ask, this unemotional asshole is Rose Rivers, because puns seem popular on our planet. She's an angel assassin like I am, but she has evil tendencies and I don't."
"I'm guessing you two have a bit of a history, right?" Sonic asked.
Rose answered before Crystal could say anything. "I was banished from heaven for attempting to conquer the land for my own personal reasons, and cursed with black wings instead of the regular ones, even though it doesn't really make a difference."
"What she said." Crystal responded.
"And just what is your reason for accompanying this hedgehog, Crystal?" Rose asked.
"I'm his guardian angel." She said with a nod.
"Still using that line as much as used tissue paper, I see."
"She's gotcha there." Sonic added.
"Anyway, where's Amy?" Crystal said as she looked around.
"My partner should have taken care of Amy by now and will be here shortly."
"Your partner?" Sonic raised an eyebrow. "Hey Crystal, can you take care of her while I find Amy?"
"Yeah, I can handle it."
Sonic gave her a thumbs up and then ran off while Crystal braced herself. Rose cracked her knuckles and then got into a fighting stance.
(Certain people may remember this)
Song used:
Crank Dat - Soulja Boy
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Outside Tails' house was Blaze the Cat digging up holes in the garden. Blaze then heard someone say, "DIIIIIIG!" and looked up. She then saw Amy and Cream with Cheese who was wearing sunglasses all walk towards her. Amy then shook her head and said, "Gardening girl, I told ya..."
Blaze then said, "Hey, I got a new dance for ya'll, I call it the gardening girl."
Cheese then pointed at her and said, "DIIIIIIG!"
"You gotta grab a shovel and dig three times from left to right." They then did the dance as Blaze started singing, "Gardening girl keeping it loooow! Watch me plant it, watch it groooow! Watch me grab a shovel, then start digging up that hole! Can ya dig it TOOOOO!"
"Dig that, gardening girl!"
"Can ya dig it TOOOOO!"
"Dig that, gardening girl!"
"Can ya dig it TOOOOO!"
"Dig that, gardening girl!"
"Can ya dig it TOOOOO!"
"Dig that, gardening girl!"
After repeating the chorus again, Blaze then sang, "Gardening girl keeping it looooow! Watch it move and watch it grow, garden hose that hooooole! Yeah watch me plant the extra crop! Uber fresh now watch it pop, hatin' on my Gatorade, when I do the gardening I find a hole and dump that **** in tooooo! I'm punchin' ya, I'm punchin' ya, and if we get to fight then I'm owning ya, I'm owning ya, you catch me in your neighbour's yard, yes I hose it everyday, haters get mad cause the boys have always gotta pay."
After they sang the chorus, she continued, "I'm breaking it down on the floor! Man, you messing up my floooow! This is Serious Business, man, ya'll don't even knooooow! Haters wanna know me, Blaze the Cat, I'm the ****, they be looking at my skills, saying there's nothing she can't dooooo! Dooo! You know it! You know it! Damn! Damn! She's so kewl! She's so kewl! No. You can't run like me. Wat. You ain't cool like me. Wut. I see you tryin' to hang with me, ***** must be craaaazy!"
Once again after the chorus, she went on. "I'm too smooth for garden hooooles! Watch me spray you with my hose! Watch me twist the handle well and spray you with my hose! Spray you with my hose!" After three more repeats she then said, "My water makes plants flourish too! Watch me spin and backflip too! Watch me spray the flowers while looking cooool!" she said as she put on black shades. After they finished singing the chorus, the four of them causally strolled down the street, rocking out the glasses.
