Dei: GIVE IT UN!
Hid: OR WHAT BITCH?
Dei: GIVE IT UN!
Saso: Three…two…one…
Dei: KATSU!
*BOOM*
…*sigh* Hidan took Deidara's little puppet that Sasori had made him…and you just saw the result. Hidan, go away; I have a chap to put up.
Hid: *dizzy* Can I have sugar with my coffee?
Saso: *pushes Hidan out the door*
Dei: *hugging his puppet all mad*
Saso: Aww, don't be so mad Dei-chan.
Dei: Stupid Hidan…
Heh, wanna do the disclaimer?
Dei: …Kari-chan doesn't own Naruto or anything else previously owned un.
Thank you Deidei! On with the Chap!
Chapter 2: ...SON?
Deidara and Hidan laughed at Itachi's attempts to escape the sleep over. Of course, Konan would have none of that. She had specifically called the three of them over to Deidara's house so that they could talk business. Thank goodness Ai wasn't strict when it came to people at the house. Then again, she treated Deidara's friends like her own children so that was all right.
"Konan! I wanna just go home and finish reading Alice in Wonderland!" exclaimed the raven haired boy as he tried for the safe where the book was locked. Konan yanked him back inside the room by his collar, causing him to gag, and said, "For the millionth time weasel? Seriously, I'm not asking you to hang out with a pack of carnivorous beasts!"
The blunette had a point. Itachi had read Alice in Wonderland more times than any of them could count. Ever since the second grade, the weasel had never been seen without that book. It was kinda creepy actually. But, that didn't really matter to the others of the group. If Itachi wanted to sit in his dark corner and read his book at school, who were they to say otherwise?
Now, Konan wanted the group to hang out all night, so that meant that Itachi had to socialize…at least with them. He did do that daily. After all, they WERE his friends. But he wanted his book….which Konan had taken and locked in Deidara's bullet proof safe. So, the weasel would have to endure the night without it and wait till morning to get it back.
This was highly entertaining to Deidara and Hidan, since it was Deidara's house and Hidan slept over every other day anyway. "So, your mom is staying with Eien eh?" asked Hidan with a sly smile. Deidara rolled his eyes and shoved the albino playfully, "So? She's an adult. She can have sex if she wants un." This caused Hidan to laugh loudly and Itachi to sigh. "Sheesh Hidan, you act like it's the most hilarious thing in existence." Deidara shrugged, "What do you expect? He was actually supposed to be a dumb jock un. Unfortunately for the jocks, he met us instead."
The blonde walked over to the T.V. in his room, grabbing the PS3 controller, "Now who wants to see if they can beat me in Marvel vs. Capcom 3 un?" Konan sighed, "Come on Deidei, I wanna ask you something serious!" Deidara pouted and put the controller down. He really didn't want to upset Konan, but he felt like she was going to ask a question he wasn't going to answer.
"Well, go on un. So we can get to the relaxing night after a huge test un…" Hidan snickered at the thought while Itachi was looking at Deidara with a pleading look. "And after that give weasel his book so that he can relax as well. But you're not going home un." Itachi gave a victorious smirk and sat back in his corner. "Sure, whatever, as long as I get my book." Deidara rolled his eyes with a chuckle.
Konan laughed, "Ok, ok. Well, first things first; as the Hunters of the area, it's decided that we won't attack Eien, right?" Deidara gave her an unamused looked, "Duh. Eien hasn't done anything wrong un. Vampire or not, as long as we don't see them sucking the life out of a human, we don't have to worry about them. Eien has his own source for blood since he owns quite a few hospitals un." Hidan nodded, "Deidara has a point. He only drinks the blood that has already left the human body, so that means he doesn't hurt anyone. That and the dude's fucking Deidara's mom so…" Deidara threw a pillow at Hidan's head, hitting him square in the face. Konan laughed and Itachi smirked.
"And besides that, there's that vampire that's been terrorizing the next state. What do we do if he comes down this way?" Deidara rolled his eyes. It was hard having someone as gentle as Konan on the team sometimes. But she was the best swordswoman in the country, so it was necessary.
The grandson of the greatest vampire hunter in over 100 years; Katsu Deidara and he only looked for the best. Uchiha Itachi: the best hunter guns man since the 1920's. Gesei Hidan: Best at hand-to-hand combat hunter of his generation. That left Deidara. Best aim, fastest hunter, a small obsession of explosive weapons, greatest intelligence since his grandfather…all that on top of his eerie ability to sense any vampire that entered his jurisdiction made Deidara quite a threat to the leeches.
"At the moment, there are around seven vampires living in our area un. Out of all of them, the only ones that we've met are Eien, Valentine, Aria, and Damien." Deidara thought a moment. He knew that the other three were using some sort of magic to keep themselves hidden, but… "Like Eien, none of the other six have actually done anything to hurt anyone, so even though we haven't seen all of them, it's all right for now. What we do need to worry about is that contaminated one from New Jersey un." Itachi nodded, "We'll just have to keep our guard up. Any sign of something strange and we strike." Deidara shook his head, "No. That would cause problems un. What we need to do is find out who exactly is the contaminated one un…"
Contaminated Vampires. Vampires that lost their minds due to some unknown virus. This virus infected a vampire in some strange way and would slowly deteriorate the leech's self control until they would jump any human for their blood.
Sad really. As much as Deidara disliked most vampires, he knew they weren't all bad.
Eien was an example of a good vampire.
Deidara always smiled when he remembered how Eien had reacted to finding out who exactly Deidara was. It was when Deidara's grandfather, Atisuto, came for a visit. He did that every year on Deidara's birthday, just to see him.
"A vampire…Ai, sometimes I think you're insane." He had said. But after talking with Eien for a while, and seeing how well he and Deidara got along, Atisuto said, "Well, Vampire or not, you are taking great care of my daughter in law and my grandson. I suppose there is no harm in letting a vampire such as yourself live. Of course, if you do anything wrong, Deidara is more than capable of handling you."
That of course, made Eien question Deidara later on, but the blonde had reassured him that as long as he didn't harm anyone, he wouldn't have to fight him. His mother was relieved as well. She really did love Eien…
Konan cleared her throat, "So we just keep our guard up. Ok. Next. Dei, you gotta tell Sasori how much you like him."
And that's when Hidan burst out laughing and Deidara blushed crimson.
She just HAD to bring that up didn't she?
~Two days later~
Deidara grabbed an apple from the kitchen and headed for school. "Ah, Deidei, sweetie?" He turned to look at his mother getting ready to head to work as he took a bite out of the apple, "Yea mom?" "You don't have any plans for tonight, do you? I asked Eien to come for dinner, and I want you to help out." Deidara grinned, "Sweet un! All right, see you later!"he exclaimed as he ran out the door. He loved cooking. And he enjoyed hanging with Eien. So the combination? Sweet. He slipped his skates on and headed to school.
Passing by Hidan's house, the albino jumped out on his skateboard. "Yo! Blondie! What up?" Deidara shrugged, "School, what else on a Friday morning in September un?" Hidan smirked, "We could always ditch and head to the skate park." Before Deidara could respond, Konan came over on her skates, "As if I'd let you Hidan?" she said. Deidara chuckled and looked over at Itachi, also on skates, "She sure can be scary, eh Weasel?" he asked. Itachi nodded, "Very scary indeed Dei."
YO BLONDIE! RACE YA!" exclaimed Hidan as he sped off. Deidara smirked and went after him. Itachi and Konan rolled their eyes at their childishness.
As Deidara reached the school, a motorcycle came at him. Jumping up, Deidara was dragged onto the bike and taken away.
Hidan blinked, "Wha…what just happened?" he muttered…
Deidara tried to pull away from his captor, but he was stronger than the blonde. Looking up, Deidara noticed that he actually wore a helmet, unlike many bikers in town. After getting about twenty blocks away from the school, Deidara's captor stopped and pushed the blonde off the bike. Deidara caught his balance and glared, "THE HELL MAN?" he exclaimed. His captor chuckled and Deidara heard a muffled, "Remember, we have a test first period." Before he sped off.
And that's when Deidara realized who it was.
"DAMNIT AKASUNA!" he exclaimed in rage.
After a few seconds of silence, Deidara sighed. Sasori really loved to mess with him. It actually made him feel…sad. Yeah, he'd never let Hidan hear him say it, but Konan was right. He did have a huge crush on Sasori. He always had…that's why he played along with Sasori's little game…attention. Because Deidara fought back, Sasori paid him mind.
Deidara started to head back to the school. Looking at his watch he groaned in frustration. The test was in five minutes…well…role call for the test was anyway. And that fucking teacher was strict on punctuality. If you weren't there when she called attendance, you couldn't take the damn test.
Deidara wasn't gonna let that happen…
~Meanwhile~
Sasori parked his bike and headed for his locker, smirk in place. Hidan walked over, "OI! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH DEIDARA AKASUNA?" he demanded. Sasori just ignored him and put his books in his locker. "I ASKED YOU A QUESTION FUCK DAMNIT!" Came Hidan's voice once more. Again, Sasori ignored him. "UGH! WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER? Why does Deidara even LIKE you? Fucking idiot for falling for an asshole like you." He muttered as he walked off. Sasori froze. What had Hidan said? The first warning bell rang and Sasori shook the thoughts out of his head. He looked at his watch, "Hmm…he won't miss the test will he? Nah…Deidara's fast…and he knows how much of a pain Tsunade is about getting to class on time…" With that, Sasori walked into the classroom…
~Outside~
Deidara saw one of the teachers closing the front doors of the school. "NO, NO, NO! WAIT UN!" But Deidara merely slammed into the doors with the teacher, Jiraya, giving him a blank stare before turning and heading down the hall.
Deidara groaned in frustration. Damn that Jiraya. Looking at his watch, he realized that Tsunade was going to start calling attendance in three minutes! Looking around, Deidara realized that there was one way he could get inside…
Sasori was putting the finishing touches on his sketch. Sighing, he glanced across the room at the empty chair next to Konan. Was the blonde really gonna miss the test? Guilt went through the redhead as he looked out the window. Yeah, the two pulled pranks on each other, but this was the first time it would interfere with school… "Akasuna?" called Tsunade. Sasori sighed, "Here." He said as he turned to the window.
Looking at his sketch, he didn't know what to do… "Gesei?" "Here." Stated Hidan. Sasori met Hidan's eyes and Hidan glowered. Why does Deidara even LIKE you? Sasori frowned. Did Deidara really like him? Or was Hidan just saying that to make him feel guilty? "Hoshigaki?" "Yea, I'm here." Looking at Kisame, the shark just smirked at him before looking down at Sasori's sketch. Sasori looked down and blushed before closing his notebook quickly. When the hell had his sketched turned into one of the blonde? "Katsu?"
Suddenly, someone dropped into the seat next to Hidan. "HERE!" Sasori's eyes widened as he saw Deidara sitting in his seat, panting a bit and a little dusty. Looking slightly up, Sasori saw that the vent had been opened. Sighing in relief, Sasori heard Kisame chuckle and glared at his friend. Tsunade continued with the attendance, not caring that Deidara had not been there ten seconds earlier, or that said blonde was covered in dust.
Deidara shook his head, dust falling around him and making him and Hidan sneeze. Hidan laughed and Tsunade shot him a dirty look. He leaned closer to Deidara and Sasori head him whisper, "Oh, so you can drop down from the vents covered in dust, but I can't laugh?" Deidara stifled his own laugh as Tsunade started passing out the tests. Sasori took his and stared at it for a bit before looking up and meeting sapphire eyes.
Deidara stuck his tongue out at the red head, obvious by his expression that he hadn't found today's prank funny at all. Sasori actually let an apologetic look cross his face, mouthing the words, "Not my fault." Deidara pouted and turned to his test…
~Later~
Sasori opened his locker, only to have a cloud of purple smoke explode in his face. He stepped back a bit, coughing, before looking himself over and letting out a huff of annoyance.
Deidara had painted him purple.
There was laughter from around him and he sighed. He did deserve it today…turning; he looked around, seeing the culprit's smirking face. "Damn. Should've seen that one coming." He said, causing a giggle to come from the blonde. "Yes, you should've un." and Deidara turned back to his friends. Sasori shook his head and went to wash the purple out of his hair.
Deidara watched him walk off with a sigh. "Dei, just tell him." Said Konan. Deidara turned to her with an unamused look. "He almost made me miss a test. You really think he'd go out with me un?" Hidan burst out laughing, "I KNEW IT! HAHAHAH!" Deidara was about to smack him in the face, when Itachi beat him to it, "Shut up dumbass." Stated the raven as he opened his locker.
Itachi seemed to be in a sour mood…
"What's up weasel?" asked Konan. The raven glowered, "Fucking money bastard took my book and I am looking for my gun." Suddenly Deidara and Konan pulled Itachi away from the locker. "LET GO! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!" exclaimed Itachi. Deidara looked at Hidan, "GO GET HIS BOOK BACK DAMNIT!" Hidan blinked, "Why do I have to do it?" he asked. Deidara's eyes narrowed, "BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KNOWS KAKUZU THE BEST! JUST DO IT DAMNIT!" Hidan sighed and went off to look for the greedy bastard.
As he neared Kakuzu's locker, he sighed. Fucking scrooge. "OI!" The brunette turned to the albino and raised a brow. "What?" he asked. Hidan growled, "Give me weasel's book! Fucking retard is gonna kill you if you don't give back!" Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "You really think he can kill me zealot?" Hidan glowered, "Oh trust me, any one of us can kill you if we wanted to bitch. Just give me the fucking Alice in Wonderland book already!" Kakuzu chuckled, "You really think you and your friends could kill me? Weak as you-"
Hidan's patience ended and he flipped the other boy onto his back. While Kakuzu regained his composure, Hidan reached into his locker, grabbed the book, and stormed off. He hated being underestimated. The only reason he didn't actually fight Kakuzu hand-to-hand? Deidara. Deidara didn't want anyone to know what they really were. And because Deidara was his best friend, Hidan respected the blonde's wishes.
If not, he'd have kicked Kakuzu's ass ages ago.
Fucking money whore. Just who the hell did he and his friends think they were? They were always picking on them and shit. Hidan was really sick of it. And he knew that Itachi was too. They couldn't understand it. Why the hell did Deidara even like Sasori? He was an ass!
Walking back to his friends, Hidan tossed Itachi his silly book and said, "I'm going home. Have fun with your mom and Eien tonight Dei." Deidara blinked, "Uh, all right. Later then…" Itachi sighed, "Kakuzu said something to upset him again…" he muttered. Deidara nodded, "Well, I'll see you guys later than un." and with that, Deidara headed home…
~A couple of hours later…~
"Is it ready yet Dei?" asked Ai as she placed the last plate on the table. "Five more minutes un!" Deidara replied in a chipper voice. Ai nodded, "All right then. They should be here in about five minutes anyway." "They?" Deidara asked, looking up from the cake he was decorating.
"Ah, right. Eien has a son, your age I believe. I think he even goes to your school." Explained Ai. Deidara cocked his head to the side, "Really? What's his name un?" Ai thought a moment. "Um…it's on the tip of my tongue…"
At that moment, the front door bell rang. "Can you get that Dei?" Deidara nodded and went over to the door. He heard some muttering, a voice besides Eien's voice being heard. Sounds kind of familiar… he thought before opening the door. "Hey Eien! How are-" He froze mid-sentence. No way…
~Meanwhile~
Sasori chuckled as he watched his father glance at the house. "Behave Sasori." He said. Sasori nodded, "I know, I know. It's nice that I'm finally going to meet the famous Ai." "And her son." Sasori raised a brow, "Son?" he asked. "Yes. He's your age. And he goes to your school." Replied Eien as he rang the doorbell. Sasori nodded, wondering which of them it actually was. Wait…it couldn't be- "What's his name?" he asked.
Before Eien could reply, the door swung open to reveal a VERY familiar blonde. "Hey Eien! How are-" Deidara froze as he took in the fact that Sasori was in front of him. Sasori couldn't believe it. His father was going out with Deidara's mother… "Katsu…" "Akasuna…" Eien looked from one boy to the other, not sensing the tension between them, "Ah, good. So you DO know each other." He said with a smile. Deidara regained his composure, "Yeah, I know Sasori…why don't you two come in un?" Sasori raised a brow. Deidara wasn't slamming the door in his face? How interesting.
Stepping into the small house, Sasori saw a few paintings here and there. All of which he knew were Deidara's. After all, he had been the same classes as him when he made them. "Eien!" Sasori saw a blonde woman come into the room, automatically seeing the similarities between Deidara and his mother. Eien smiled and pulled her close to him, kissing here briefly. The woman turned to Sasori, "And this must be Sasori! How nice to finally meet you." She said with the same smile Sasori saw on Deidara's face daily.
"Come on, into the living room. Dinner's all nice and ready." She said in a sweet voice. Eien followed, but Sasori turned to the male blonde. "So…" Deidara frowned, "How can someone as evil as you be his son un?" Sasori's mouth twitched in a smirk, "Easy, his name is Akasuna no Eien, I am Akasuna no Sasori." "Yea, I never knew his last name un…" "Not my fault. So what are we going to do about this?"
Somehow, during the little chit-chat, the two teens had come face to face, only inches apart. Deidara noticed this and turned away, "Well…" he said, trying to hide a blush on his face. Sasori himself could smell the blood. He was the son of the head of the vampire coven here in New York…
"This is the first guy my mom's gone out with that's completely dedicated to her un. I don't wanna ruin it just because YOU are his SON un…" Sasori rolled his eyes, "I don't wanna ruin this either. My dad seems very happy…" They looked each other in the eye again. "So…we act like we aren't enemies un?" asked the blonde. Sasori nodded, "A truce as long as we are in sight of our parents…" Deidara nodded in agreement.
That didn't sound so bad…
(A/n) And done with this chap! XD. Now, anyone guess what will happen next?w
Dei: It's so weird that we're enemies un…
Saso: *kisses his cheek* Don't worry Dei-chan.
Aww. R&R! Flames to be used on…well…I KNOW! My neighbor! Still dislike them. XD
