What The Hell

Chapter 7.

"Lal and I have known each other for a long time. Since she joined the COMSUBIN." Maya said, leaning against the wall. Tsuna and Gokudera were listening intently, as were Giannini and Reborn.

"Che. Just how long have you been alive woman?" "I was already fairly old when Rome began." She said, gazing at the ceiling. "Maya." "I'm still here." She said.

"Maya was Byakuran's prisoner until she broke out." Reborn said. "Which, by the way, I did within 0. seconds. So, really, it wasn't much of a capture." Maya said. "I was attempting to use the bathroom when I was in the forest." "And how do you know this woman?" "I've always kept myself informed with what happens." "T-that's confusing." Tsuna said, sweat dropping.

"So we have to assemble the guardians?" "Yep." Maya said, suddenly playing with a yo-yo. "I'm bored. And it's a lethal weapon." She said by way of explanation.

"And so we're going after Hibari first." Reborn said the next day. Maya yawned boredly, blinking a few times. "Maya, you realize what he is to you [the ten year later you anyways] right?" "Nope." "I thought you kept yourself updated." "There's no need to report a non-existent relationship. Relationships waste time, effort, and get in the way of things."

"He's your husband." Yamamoto said.

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"He's my WHAT!" Maya said, spitting out the coffee she'd been drinking.

"Your husband. You two got married at eighteen." "HIIIEEE! They-Maya-senpai you look sick." *bonk* "She collapsed. The idea is so strange to her."

Married . . . So strange . . .

In Maya's head:~!#$%^&*)(*^%$#~!#$%^&%^&*(##$%!~!~

"Vongola, I'll only be able to ensure you all make it back safely." Maya said urgently as they saw I-pin, Lambo, Haru and Kyoko. "It's somewhat like Reborn. I can interfere, but not too much. This is in your best interest." "HIIIEEE!" "Shut UP AND FIGHT TSUNA!" "M-Maya-senpai." Maya radiated cold fury. The two floating (millefiore) men were scared of her, although they attempted not to show it.

"Jyuudaime's been injured! And you didn't help him!" "He needs to learn or he'll DIE! I CAN'T ALWAYS PROTECT HIM! SO SHUT UP!"

Maya sighed when Haru got emotional, and Kyoko was pale. Yamamoto was sad and serious.

"I'm sorry Sawada. That they're here-and I didn't bring them here. Let's calm down."

"Listen to her." "We may have found a way to go the past." Gokudera said as he explained about the letter.

"Everything will go back to the way it was." "All we have to do is eliminate the man with glasses." "Irie Shoichi."

Maya fondly watched as they calmed down and resolved themselves, that is until Gokudera started yelling at Yamamoto. Then Lambo ran in with the apples. I-pin chased him. Haru tripped on an apple. Kyoko was worried. Her fist clenched at her sides as she realized something: These people made her FEEL.