Dei: Use fire-spin un!
Saso: Damnit…
Yup! Someone mentioned Pokémon…and they thought it was a good idea…
Saso: Roll out!
Dei: ...HAH! IT MISSED UN!
So…Disclaimer?
Dei: Kari-chan doesn't own Naruto or anything else previously owned un!
Thank you!
Chapter 4: Hunter…WHAT?
Deidara looked down at the street below.
"Are you sure the contaminated vampire crossed into New York Dei?" asked Konan. The group of hunters was waiting for the contaminated vampire to show its face. Hidan scoffed as he cracked his knuckles, "Why are you questioning Dei's sixth sense Konan? When has he ever been wrong?"
"Never." Stated Itachi as he finished putting his sniper together. Deidara just continued to scan the area…and he stood up straight. "He's coming un."
Once a vampire stepped into his city, Deidara knew exactly where they were headed. How Sasori and his friends had been able to keep under the radar, Deidara didn't know…but at least it didn't seem to be a problem. If Sasori was like his dad, then Deidara had nothing to worry about. All he had to worry about…
A hooded figure stepped out onto the dark, empty street. The figure seemed…a bit muscular. Not that it mattered in the least. They were hunters. A single contaminated vampire wouldn't be a problem. "Itachi…got a clear shot un?" he asked. The best thing to do was shoot it dead…but on rare occasions, the vampire would dodge the bullet. And that was when the other three would jump in.
The weasel nodded, "Shall I?" he asked. Deidara was about to answer, when a small group of people surrounded the vampire.
And the blonde recognized them immediately.
"What the hell do they think they're doing un?" he whispered, "Is Sasori trying to get contaminated un?" Hidan held the blonde back, "Let's see what those four have planned Dei." He said in Deidara's ear. With a sigh, Deidara agreed…
Sasori stepped before the vampire that dared to enter his city. A contaminated lowly leech…one that gave all vampires a bad name. It disgusted the red head. Sasori had been brought up in a civilized manner. His father had taught him self control…so he hated those that would suck any creature in their path until they were dead.
The hooded vampire looked up at him, his eye glowing red in thirst. "What brings the son of Eien before me?" it asked, its voice eerily high. "You're a disgrace to our kind." Replied Sasori. He didn't need to explain himself to a contaminated vampire. "I see…" said the vampire, "I take it you're not here to chat…"
Suddenly, the contaminated vampire lunged at Sasori. The red head side stepped him and grabbed him by the hood. He yanked him back and into a wall.
The other vampire had short brown hair and his fangs protruded grotesquely from his mouth. Paler than any creature Sasori had ever seen, he had a delicate look to him…as if he would break easily.
Sasori pulled out a blade and smirked…
Deidara watched in interest. "Guess we don't have anything to do here un." he said.
Turning to leave, Deidara froze. Another vampire had entered the city…and it was moving way too fast…Right for this area! Deidara spun back around and saw a small boy tackle Sasori to the ground. Fuck. It was going to bite him!
Deidara looked to the side and saw a sign that was being held up by a wire. Pulling out a knife, he quickly sliced it free and grabbed it. "Deidara, what the fuck are you-DEIDARA!" Hidan made a grab for the blonde, but Deidara slipped through his fingers and jumped off of the roof they had been watching from. "STAY HERE!" he exclaimed…
Sasori was having a bit of trouble. The damned little shit didn't wanna get off! Glancing to the side, he saw that the other, older contaminated creature was giving his friends quite a hard time. It was taking all they had just not to get bitten!
The small creature that he was holding back snapped its fangs in desperation, desperately going for Sasori's throat. This thing had been deprived of blood on top of being contaminated. Its mouth was full of sharp teeth waiting to rip into anything that could give it blood.
A flash of gold and the small creature was thrown off of the redhead. Sasori looked up and saw- "Deidara?" The blonde was holding a black knife in his hand with blood dripping from it. Sasori got to his feet as he took in the sight of Deidara. He was wearing a black leather outfit under a long black coat. (anyone seen the Underworld movies? Selene's outfit? Something like that cause it looks badass.) His face was impassive as he glared at the small vampire darkly.
He looked…extremely sexy right now.
The contaminated vampire lunged at the blonde.
Deidara spun around house kick at the thing, hitting it square in the face. This caught the older vampire's attention, for it left Kisame and the others and focused on the new, more skilled, threat. It hissed as it took in the sight of the blonde, "The grandson of Katsu Atisuto…let us test just how fast you really are!"
It lunged at the blonde. Before Sasori could react, Deidara pulled off the same move he had earlier; side step, grab, toss into the wall. The small vampire lunged again, this time, Deidara threw the knife and hit it in the face. The creature let out a pained yell before falling limp.
Turning, Deidara pulled out some small, square device. He pushed a small button on it and it glowed gray. The older contaminated vampire had gotten to his feet and lunged at the blonde once more…
But Deidara was too quick for him. He easily moved to the side and shoved the device into the vampire's mouth, being careful to avoid the fangs. He stepped forward, towards where Sasori stood watching in awe, as the vampire exploded behind him.
The area fell silent after the explosion.
None of the four knew what to say. The blonde…human…had saved them.
But Deidara knew what to say, "You're all a bunch of idiots un."
And that got Kakuzu out of his daze. "The hell you calling an idiot blondie?" he asked in a growl. Deidara rolled his eyes, "Did you guys WANT to get contaminated un? Because that's what it looked like! Why the hell would you go up to a vampire that you don't even know?" "The same reason you did Deidara." Replied Sasori as he took a step forward.
With a scoff, Deidara glared at him, "You can't go doing that Sasori. I was specifically trained for that kind of thing un. And no matter how eternal you are, you can still become contaminated…and if that happened…" he turned, "Never mind…I guess you really don't care…do you?"
Sasori's eyes widened at the words. Didn't care? Wait…what did he mean?
Deidara walked off…and Sasori went right after him.
Both group of friends blinked at what had just happened…
~A ways off~
Deidara was heading back to his house. He was highly upset, though he did calm down a bit after making the contaminated vampire explode. How could Sasori have done something so stupid? All vampires know that if they are bitten by a contaminated one, they'll be infected too! Did Sasori not care?
A hand grabbed Deidara's wrist and the blonde turned and put a knife at the person's throat…to be met with Sasori's chocolate brown eyes. "Sasori…what do you want un?" he asked, still upset, as he removed the knife. "You have amazing reflexes…how come you never used them at school?" Sasori asked softly. Deidara sighed, "I don't need everyone in school knowing what I am un."
Sasori thought a moment…and said, "A hunter…who would've thought…" Deidara rolled his eyes, "Yeah, yeah, the scrawny blonde didn't seem the type un…" he tried to pull away, but Sasori pulled him closer. "What did you mean by saying I didn't care?"
Deidara could hear his heart start pounding. Why was Sasori holding him so close? "W-well…you obviously don't care about yourself un. You want to get contaminated." He said, silently cursing himself for stuttering. Sasori, obviously noticing the stutter, pulled Deidara's face close to his. "Really? Because I know what happens when a vampire is contaminated. They lose all control of their actions…and attack any living creature."
He slipped an arm around the blonde's waist, "Are you sure you weren't stating that I didn't care about you?"
And so, Deidara's face turned beet red. His heart was beating rapidly and his breathing was irregular. Why was it always Sasori? Why did he…
"Because if that's what you meant, you were wrong." Sasori took a deep breath before stating in a voice that sounded a bit frightened, "I…I've been in love with you forever…"
Deidara held his breath. He…what?
With Deidara being silent, Sasori started to worry. Maybe he had been wrong? Maybe Deidara didn't feel the same? Maybe-
Deidara suddenly pressed his lips to Sasori's.
For a second, Sasori stared, dazed, before he kissed the blonde back. He tightened his grip on the hunter, relishing the feeling of those soft lips against his own. Licking across the blonde's lips, Sasori ran a hand up Deidara's back to fist his long, golden hair. Deidara shuddered before opening his mouth to let Sasori deepen the kiss.
They were both lost in the embrace, not wanting it to end.
"What the hell?"
Deidara heard Hidan's voice, but it seemed distant.
"HAH! Finally!"
That was…Kisame's voice?
"I agree with you Kisame, It's about time those two get together!"
And that was Konan…
The two finally pulled away from each other and stared into each other's eyes. Deidara smiled, "I…I've been in love with you forever too un." he told the redhead. Sasori smiled widely…
"Yeah, we're right here."
The two turned and saw their friends standing not too far off. Blushing, Deidara smiled nervously at his friends. Hidan rolled his eyes before walking right up to Sasori, "You hurt him Akasuna, and I will hunt you down." He said with a growl.
With a roll of his eyes, Sasori merely pushed passed the albino, "Whatever Gesei. I get it, you don't like me." Pein and Kakuzu snickered while Kisame just sighed. This was going to be difficult…
~The next school day~
It was ten am…
It was quiet.
Very quiet.
This was extremely odd for the school.
Usually by this time, either Sasori or Deidara was yelling at the other for some prank pulled on them.
So…something was off today.
Konan looked up from her book at a certain blonde hunter. Deidara was staring off into space, most likely thinking of a certain red headed vampire. Irony at its finest. Konan couldn't wait to see how Deidara's grandfather would react to his grandson being in love with a vampire.
She glanced to the side and saw Itachi in his emo corner, reading his book. She knew that he and Hidan were highly disappointed. Even though they would never admit it, they had wanted fate to make it that Sasori really did hate Deidara. That way, one of them would be with the blonde.
Konan, on the contrary, was ver happy for her friend. He finally knew that the one he loved loved him back. That was the greatest feeling in the world in Konan's opinion.
The bell rang for the end of the class and Deidara blinked. He got to his feet and grabbed his stuff. Stepping forward, he tripped over something and fell forward…
Only to have someone catch him.
Looking up, Deidara saw a certain red head smirking down at him. "Clumsy much Deidara?" he asked as he helped the blonde to his feet. Deidara blushed slightly, "Not my fault un. Something tripped me." He told Sasori.
Sasori looked to the side and saw Kisame smirking at him. He sighed and said, "It was just Kisame. He saw me staring at you from the door and decided to be a romantic." Deidara looked up and stuck his tongue out at the blue haired demon. Kisame chuckled before saying, "Hey, if you're gonna be together, make it official at school."
The two blushed a bit as people, that weren't either of their friends, gaped at them. That…couldn't be.
Akasuna and Katsu…DATING?
But they were mortal enemies!
Deidara cleared his throat in a nervous way, and said, "W-well, we have class anyway Sasori." He hated how nervous the redhead was making him…but at the same time, he was glad Sasori was blushing too…
~At home~
"Mom, I'm home!" Deidara exclaimed as he closed the front door of his house.
Silence.
Deidara blinked. "Mom?" He questioned. When there was more silence, he pulled a knife from his bag. The house was quiet…but his mother hadn't mentioned anything about going out. He silently made his way through the hall...
And made his way into the kitchen to see the back door hanging open by one of the hinges.
His blood ran cold as he realized that someone had taken his mother. The first thing he thought of…
Deidara pulled out his phone and dialed a number he had memorized over the past few weeks.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
"Deidara? Is there a problem?" said Eien.
Deidara took a deep breath.
"My mother's missing."…
(A/n) Uh-oh, Someone took the Head Vampire's girlfriend! Hahah! Hope you enjoyed this! Flames to be used to kill Contaminated Vampires!
Dei: I WON! UH-HUH! WHO'S THE POKEMON MASTER?I AM UN!
Saso: *frown*
Haha!
