Fairy Tale: Hansel And Gretel

Rated: K+

Cast: Luffy and Nami..... and a mystery man!

A/N: No its not LuNa, and just letting you know, I'm going to save some of my more favorite fairy tales to the end. (like Alice in Wonderland) cuz i'm mean like that :p (I'm not saying I don't like cinderella)


Once Upon a Time…

After docking the Thousand Sunny at a seemingly uninhabited island, Luffy set out to go exploring, and after a long dispute, Nami set off along with him, to make sure he didn't get into trouble.

"I'm hungry. Nami, do you have any food?" Luffy asked for the umpteenth time.

"Luffy, I told you that you already ate all the food we brought!" Nami snarled.

Luffy stuck his lower lip out in a childish pout and held his stomach as it grumbled. In the distance, the trees began dispersing and the two could see a clearing.

"What?" Nami asked when Luffy started sniffing the air. Luffy looked at the clearing and drooled, and Suddenly he bursted into a quick sprint. "Wait, you're supposed to stay on the path!"

Nami rushed after her captain and both of them ran out of the forest and into the clearing. There was a small meadow, surrounded by forest. It would be impossible for anyone to see it from the beach. Right in the middle of the meadow was a peculiar looking cottage.

Luffy continued running toward the cottage. Nami stopped at the edge of the forest and called after him. When Luffy approached the house, he sniffed it and his mouth watered.

"Luffy, don't eat the house," Nami yelled at him. Luffy opened his mouth wide and took a large bite out of the corner of the building. Nami ran toward him to stop his nonsense.

Then she smelled it too. It smelled like something sweet. She reached over to the gaping hole in the house and took a chunk. She smelled it again and took a bite. "Ginger bread?"

Luffy smiled and took another large bite. An entire wall was missing and it exposed the innards of the cottage. A large, ugly looking person turned around. His eyes popped out of his head as he realized what Luffy had done. "What the hell?"

"Luffy, you idiot, you just ate someone's house!" Nami screamed and slapped him upside the head. "I don't want to have to pay for the damages!"

"Oh, sorry mister. Your house tasted good…" Luffy apologized.

"I'll have Luffy fix it for you…" Nami trailed off once she got a good look at the stranger's face. He looked oddly familiar. "Luffy? Does that guy look familiar to you?"

Luffy tilted his head and stared at the man. He had a huge build, blue hair, and giant chin. "No."

"What's your name? You look familiar," Nami asked.

The man hesitated "Waffle," He made up.

Nami blinked. It was obvious who he was now. "Luffy…"

"See, we don't know him Nami. His name is Waffle," Luffy grinned.

"You idiot, that's obviously Wapol!" Nami pointed at the man.

Luffy stared at him again. "No, his name is Waffle."

Nami slapped her forehead with exasperation.

"Since you ate my house, will you help me fix it?" Wapol asked.

"Sure, then I can eat it again!" Luffy grinned, making Wapol sweat drop.

"There is fresh ginger bread in the oven. Will you help me get it?" He asked.

Not thinking, Luffy walked toward the oven and opened it wide. He bent down in front of it to reach the pastry.

Nami saw Wapol prepare to shove Luffy inside and ran forward. Just as Wapol leaned forward, Nami snatched Luffy out of the way. Wapol, being top heavy, fell inside the oven. Nami tried to close the door, but Wapol was too huge.

"Why did you do that Nami?" Luffy asked, surprised by the sudden turn of events.

"Wapol was going to eat you! Help me close the oven," Nami ordered. She and Luffy pushed on Wapol's butt to try and make him fit, but when the oven started to break they gave up.

"He's probably dead by now anyways, let's just go." Nami panted.

"Wait," Luffy paused. He quickly stretched out his arms and bundled up the furniture around the house.

"What are you doing?" Nami asked furiously.

"It's made of candy, I'm hungry!"

Nami groaned, and waited for Luffy to gather the food into his mouth. Then the two ran back out into the woods.


A/N: Haha, eat your house, stuff you in an oven, and jack all of your candy furniture. Way to be a pirate :P Reviews = cookies.