Nursery Rhyme: Jack and Jill

Rating: K+

Cast: Sanji and Nami and a bit of Zoro

A/N: Hmm.... This seems more like a death fic than a parody... ON WITH THE SHOW!


Once Upon A Time…

Jack And Jill Ran Up The Hill…

"Why do we have to go up that freaking hill to get you grog?" Nami argued with Zoro.

"Luffy said you should go look for something to drink on the top of the mountain, and my beer senses are tingling."

"That's the dumbest reason I have ever heard!" Nami blared.

"Nami-swan, There are fruit trees up that hill anyways, we can pick fruit to store for later." Sanji told her.

"You're actually siding with me ero-cook?" Zoro raised his eyebrows in amazement.

"Ya right, like there's some magical well that has beer in it on that hill."

"Teh. Fine, I can't wait to see the look on your face when you realize there is beer up there."

To Fetch a Pail of Water…

"How tall is this stupid hill?" Nami shaded her eyes from the sun as she looked up at the steep hill.

"I can carry you on my back if you wish," Sanji offered with a heart replacing his eye.

"Wait, I can see the top, it looks like there's a well up there," Nami discovered and rushed toward it.

On the top of the hill, the two could see just about everything on the island, even the Thousand Sunny docked at a distant beach.

Nami peered down the well and sniffed. "It smells like… beer!" Nami gasped.

"I'm not doubting your wonderful sense of smell Nami-san, but are you sure?" He asked. He lowered the bucket that hung by a rope down into the well. When they heard the bucket breech the liquids inside, Sanji pulled it back up.

Nami tasted the liquid. "That's definitely beer; it tastes pretty good too,"

"Shit, the Marimo was right," Sanji said.

The two raced back down the hill, Sanji holding the bucket of beer. They planned on telling the crew their mysterious discovery and to get some barrels to stock up on the tasty alcohol.

Jack Fell Down and Broke His Crown…

The hill was extremely steep. And at the pace the two were going, it was almost inevitable. Sanji, carrying the large bucket, began to stumble. And thanks to the bucket, he was top heavy.

Sanji's feet couldn't keep him balanced and they flew up over his head.

And Jill Came Tumbling After…

Nami turned, but it was too late. Sanji bumped into her and they both began falling down the hill.

Sanji rolled toward a large boulder and hit the top of his head on it.

After what seemed like an eternity of falling, the two finally landed on level ground. The bucket bounced past them, spilling beer all over Nami.

Sanji's head was bleeding and his vision grew fuzzy.

"Chopper, I think Nami and Sanji are hurt, and they spilled my beer," Zoro informed the doctor after watching the two fall to the foot of the hill.

The End.


A/N: I'm not very proud of this.... why? I don't know. Its just not my favorite..... oh! probably because Sanji gets a concussion...