I make light-hearted fun of most things, it's what I do.
Songs used:
Molten Mine – Sonic and the Black Knight
Groove Rush 2 – Sonic Rush
Boss Clear Theme – Sonic Unleashed
Black Cat Saga: Chapter 34 – Fights on a Train
Surprisingly, this chapter continues right after the previous one, with Blaze currently chasing the train using the paths provided ahead as Molten Mine from Sonic and the Black Knight played in the background. She reached full speed before jumping across a large gap and then going through a loop as she landed on the path further ahead. She then hit three speed pads which formed three quarters of a square pattern, then hit a ramp and flipped over a large rock before landing.
She moved along the straight path, slashing through the half a dozen Eggman robots with ease before leaping over another gap. She continued along the path which curved right slightly, while glancing over at the train on one path to the far right. She looked ahead and leaped onto a small cliff ahead, then quickly to another, then finally onto a path further right.
Seconds later she run up a steep hill where boulders were tumbling down towards her. She hopped across small gaps and sidestepped the boulders as she moved along, and then as she reached the top, she jumped down a hole leading inside. As she hit the ground, she immediately touched a speed pad and took off, the path curved right, then left as she passed a diamond mining area, she hit a ramp and twirled in the air, then ran up a wall and wall jumped to a path higher above.
As she moved on to the next room, several Eggman robots were firing at her from down below, so she swung round a pillar, landed in the middle of them and took them out with various punches and kicks before heading for the exit. She found herself outside running full speed along a path going up like a corkscrew, with over a dozen lava pits which rose up as she avoided them, soon entering another indoor mining area above.
Blaze ran along the empty trails, occasionally destroying random robots before soon finding a mining cart which she hopped into. She pulled a switch and it began to take off, leading outside moments later where it travelled along a path before jumping across to another set of train tracks over a pit, did a U-turn and flew over another pit, then went up a hill, and quickly came down again and stopped by the last set of tracks before Blaze hopped out and ran on ahead.
Back at an area near the bridge, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Shadow were walking back, with Sonic still being a girl.
"Man, that was depressing…" Sonic sighed.
"Tell me about it." Knuckles agreed.
"You should have brought a high powered super hose, Tails." Amy said.
"I thought we didn't really need it, turns out I was wrong."
"You've been wrong about a lot of things lately…" Sonic replied.
"Well I'll see you guys again when I feel like wasting some time." Shadow said before walking off to the right as the others waved.
Suddenly, a young horse appeared ahead of them and came rushing up to Amy as it tried to tell her something. "Huh? What is it, Horsy?" Amy said. After a few moments, she gasped then climbed onto the horse's back. "Okay, lead the way, horsy! Bye guys!" And with that, the horse took off and was out of sight moments later.
After a few more moments, Knuckles then said, "It's best not to question it."
"I whole heartedly agree." Tails replied with a nod.
On the train, Cream looked out a conveniently placed nearby window to see Blaze slowly approaching the train. "Ahh, there's Blaze!" She exclaimed.
Lily, who was sitting nearby, got to her feet. "I saw this coming, and when she arrives I'll know what t-"
Just then, Blaze broke into the back with a flying kick, then punched Lily as she landed, knocking her into the wall. "I'll say this once. The Slasha Blaid Saga is overrated."
"No, you're overrated!" Lily retorted as she got up. "You think you're so kewl, but you're not!"
Suddenly, Rose dropped down ahead of Lily through the roof, got to her feet and bowed. "I am grateful to see you again at this time."
"Rose, about time you got here!" Lily yelled.
"Shut up, Lily." Rose responded, and then turned back to Blaze. "I have no interest in regards to this, but I have been rather bored lately." She suddenly covered her arms in ice, complete with sharp icicles for fingers. "Please don't disappoint me." Rose charged forward and attacked with a punch which Blaze deflected with her arm before being hit by the back of her second fist, and then knocked back from an elbow to her chest.
Blaze leaped forward and attacked with two punches Rose dodged, and then Blaze blocked a kick before punching her. Rose dodged the next two kicks and punched her twice in the chest and then missed Blaze as she swiped at her chest, only for Blaze to jump over it and kick her in the face. As she landed and attacked, Rose blocked two attacks before immediately trying to stab Blaze, who deflected it with one hand and preformed a fiery spinning kick which ascended into the air, knocking Rose back ten feet before she landed on two feet and immediately fired a dozen icicles at Blaze.
Blaze dodged them by zigzagging as she charged at her, and then preformed a fiery tornado which Rose dodged before a beeper went off. Rose reached into her pocket and pulled it out, and then spoke moments later. "Excuse me; I have a massage appointment in 10 minutes. I wish you the best of luck."
Rose then took off into the sky as Lily yelled, "Hey! Who's side are you on!" As she noticed Blaze was looking over at her, she coughed before speaking. "Well no matter, I have a friend who'd like to see you." From behind Lily, appeared a black copy of Blaze.
"You again…" Blaze said. "And here I thought you'd bond with that creature…"
"Hey! I'm not that desperate for power!" Lily responded.
The black organism charged at Blaze and the two began their fight in one spot. The black organism managed to get in three times as much hits, bringing Blaze to her knees before saying, "It's futile, Blaze, I know everything. All your moves are belong to me. You can't win."
Blaze slowly got to her feet in a kewl way, much to the amazement of the other three in the area, and then got into a fighting stance. Blaze hopped over a sweep kick and hit the creature in the face, then performed an uppercut before hitting the creature with a second fiery uppercut as it came towards the ground, then jumping up, grabbing the creature's head and slamming it into the ground. As it slowly got up, it looked extremely aggravated by this, but the feeling quickly turned to shock as Amy jumped in riding the horse and head-butted the black creature out the window, knocking it into the deep dark pits below.
Seconds later, as the Groove Rush 2 theme from Sonic Rush began playing, Blaze somersaulted backwards twice, flipped while twirling 360 degrees, then spun round with her back to the camera before igniting her right hand. As she finished, the Boss Stage Clear theme from Sonic Unleashed played while Amy hopped off the horse, took out boxing gloves and punched right, then left, somersaulted and stopped a few feet away from Blaze, then took out her hammer and spun round several times before stopping and carrying it over her shoulder.
"What was that about?" Blaze asked.
"I never got to do it last time…" Amy replied.
"Well you guys can go anytime you're ready." Lily said as she waved from further away.
Blaze ignored her and untied Cream while Amy chased Lily around the back with her hammer. When Blaze finished, she asked whether Lily had hurt her, but Cream shook her head. "She was really nice to me, and even played games with me."
"Well that's comforting to hear."
Amy stopped chasing Lily as Blaze and Cream headed for the back of the train. Before leaving, Cream turned to Lily and said, "I enjoyed the time we shared, and if you ever change your mind and decide not to work for Eggman, you're always welcome round my house."
As Cream smiled, Lily looked as if she was about to cry. "Cream…"
"Yes?"
Lily suddenly expressed little emotion. "You're an idiot." As Cream frowned, Lily continued. "I don't hate you though. Now you guys get off my train!" as the three quickly left on Amy's horse, Lily entered the front and sat down. "This was one crazy week…" Lily contacted Eggman moments later. "Hey, uhh, the rest of the cargo is fine, but the black experimental organism kinda fell into a pit and died…"
After a long period of silence, he finally said, "Hmm, I see, well no matter. Just make sure the rest of the things are in good condition and get here as soon as possible."
"Aye, aye, cap'n!" Lily saluted before disconnecting, and then put her hand down. "That went better than I expected…I'd better get some life insurance…"
Later, Amy, Cream and Blaze met Sonic, Tails and Knuckles as they were walking back to Tails' house.
Blaze cleared her throat before speaking. "I was fully aware of what I was doing, but I had limited control over my actions and personal insults. I am terribly sorry for hurting you all, be it emotionally, or physically. Though there were some things which I did entirely for fun, without realizing…"
"It's okay; we all do crazy things sometimes." Tails replied. "…It's like she enjoyed beating us up…"
As the others were discussing certain things, a white dove appeared and dropped a little beside Sonic, which he picked up. He opened the letter, which read the following, "Dear Sonic, yours truly was too busy this week to show up out of nowhere and confuse you for the fun of it, but I should have some free time during the next saga, so bye until then." Sonic closed the letter and looked up. "Huh, I thought something was missing recently…"
"So what's with the horse?" Knuckles randomly asked Amy.
"I rescued it from a bear trap, and then beat up the bear. So Knuckles, shouldn't you be guarding the Master Emerald?"
"I am, it's in my pocket." He replied before revealing it.
"How do you do that?"
"I've done it once before."
"Then why don't you do it more often?"
"Because you don't shut up."
Sonic stood by Blaze as the other two argued, and said, "If it wasn't for the bad points, you should have kept that black thing around, as it was cool."
"Maybe so, I'm just going to miss feeling as light as a feather, and like everything moves in slow-motion while wearing titanium gloves."
"Rule of cool." Sonic nodded.
"Indeed. And for a short while, that creature was the main thing I was wearing, so for two days, I was technically wearing no clothes. I just thought I'd let you know."
"Cool 'n stuff." Sonic replied as he was no longer paying attention.
SA2 walked onto the right side of a set with some notes. In the middle of the set was a red curtain which opened to reveal an orange question mark. SA2 began to read out the notes. "Now onto the next one which is Cream's short story saga, and I'm gonna go ahead and tell you now that it's pretty much entirely filler. You're probably wondering what on earth I'm gonna try and do with this one, and even I didn't know until a few days ago. But I'm not gonna mention it yet." SA2 looked up. "The sugary sweetness may give you diabetes, you've been warned…"
