Nursery Rhyme: One, Two, Buckle My Shoes
Rated: T
Cast: Sanji, Nami, and Robin
A/N: It was pretty fun making a story out of this nursery rhyme, I don't know hw, i was just bitten by a plot bunny while I read the rhyme.
One two buckle my shoe…
Sanji awoke in his hammock. The sun wasn't up, as usual, and the rest of the crew were snoring the early morning away.
Sanji yawned and stretched his arms and legs. He stepped onto the cold floor and winced. Quickly he put his shoes on to try to preserve the last bit of warmth in his feet.
Three, four, knock at the door…
He walked out of the men's quarters and crossed the lawn deck. The sun was just beginning to rise, casting shadows over the ship and everything on it. He walked to the bath house and noticed a dim light coming from the small crack between the door and the floor.
Sanji knocked on the door "Is someone in there?" But there was no response. He opened the door to reveal Nami resting inside a bathtub filled with warm water and sudds.
Sanji's face reddened and he quickly shut the door. Why did there have to be shitty bubbles? He thought.
Five, six, pick up sticks…
In the kitchen Sanji began his usual routine of preparing enough breakfast to feed a crowd. He opened a large crate that sat in a corner. It was filled with fire wood. He picked up a few.
Seven, eight, lay them straight…
He placed them into the "giant oven that bakes anything" as Franky called it and started a fire.
Nine, ten, a big fat hen…
Todays recipe included chicken, which seemed to be a bit unusual for breakfast. He walked into the large storage room and picked out a large chicken breast that had been preserved with salt.
Eleven, twelve, dig and delve…
He needed other ingredients as well, hash browns, sour crème, chicken broth, it definitely took a lot of digging around crates and barrels.
Thirteen, fourteen, maids a-courting…
"Sanji-kun," Nami called softly, allowing herself in the galley.
Inside the storage room she heard Sanji bump his head on a crate and curse under his breath.
"Yes Nami-swan? Would you life an appetizer, or some coffee?" He asked.
"No thank you, I was just wondering, did you happen to walk in on me while I was bathing?" She asked.
Sanji's heart skipped a beat and a small blush betrayed his confidence. "Oh… of c-course not Nami-swan,"
Nami grinned cunningly and approached him. Sanji backed up to a counter nervously. Nami pressed herself against his chest and held his chin, making eye contact, she whispered seductively, "That's going to cost you, 100,000 beli,"
Shivers rolled through his body and he grinned goofily, "I will be sure to pay off every last sent,"
Suddenly there was a knock on the door and Robin came in quietly. Nami walked away from Sanji, as if nothing happened, to sit with her friend at the table.
Fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen…
Sanji turned away from the ladies and panted, clutching his racing heart. He eventually regained his composure and served Robin a cup of coffee. "Breakfast will be served soon ladies, in the mean time I can serve you some snacks," he offered.
"That's alright cook-san, we'll wait for breakfast," Robin declined politely.
Seventeen, eighteen, maids in waiting…
While Sanji prepared the breakfast casserole along with several other side dishes, the rest of the crew began waking up, judging by the lack of snoring and the surplus of grumbles and yelling to get out of their beds.
The smell of breakfast made Sanji's, along with everyone else's, stomachs growl.
Nineteen, twenty, my plate's empty…
When breakfast was done, he arranged portions and set the table. Nami called the rest of hooligans to breakfast. Once again, words were minced, food was stolen off of plates, and stomachs were being stuffed.
When the crew was finished, one by one they left the kitchen, leaving Sanji and a mountain of dishes. He looked at the one plate he saved for himself, eager to dig in. Unfortunately, he discovered the plate empty, save a few crumbs
"Luffy, I'm going to kick your shitty ass!" Sanji roared. Luffy laughed outside on the lawn deck, patting his full stomach.
A/N: Luffy you rotten thief! Haha review are greatly appreciated.
