A/N: So this came to be when my friend called me for no reason(In truth, we were supposed to be working on the Johto arc for Adventure Indeed, but we got distracted. Well, I did) and I heard the word 'snake' from the Harry Potter movie my little sister was watching. Don't ask why she was watching it. Anyways, it went from one weird scenario to another, and eventually it came to this. Or rather, my sister thought of it cuz I couldn't think of anything aside from 'you're in a pot of water on the stove in a giant's kitchen. What do you do?'. Anyone who want's to answer it can, or just wants to know the many answers, but this one was definitely my favorite. Seriously, it was so easy and he couldn't get it.

Chapter Summary: Hiyoshi decides to have some fun with his teammates in the form of the one thing he knows he could win at: a word game.

Characters: Hyotei, and maybe a few others if I feel like doing those extra scenes with Shinji again.

Word Games

"Does anyone want to play a word game?"

Shishido raised an eyebrow at his second favorite kohai's question. Hiyoshi just stared back blankly, while Oshitari calmly asked what brought this up.

"It's just, me and my brother were making up different scenarios and asking each other what they would do in them, and one that he thought of got stuck in my head. Wanna try it?"

Choutarou hummed. "If it's Watari-nii-san, it's probably something that was explained in little detail and will hardly make any sense in the end, right?"

"You know my family so well." Hiyoshi said, lips quirking up in a small smile. Choutarou sighed.

"I don't want to, his are always to weird." He said, picking at his lunch. "Please leave me out of it."

Hiyoshi shrugged, looking back at their teammates, eyebrow raised. "Well, anyone?"

"I'll try." Jirou said, his hand flying up as if he was answering a question in class. Hiyoshi nodded, waiting for any other responses. When none came, he shrugged.

"Okay. You're on a deserted island. How do you get off?"

There was a short pause before Gakuto burst out laughing.

"That's it?" He said, covering his mouth to hide his wide smile. Hiyoshi rolled his eyes.

"You haven't played these kinds of games with my brother. He keeps adding in little details until you give up and he gives you this totally weird and really obvious answer. And sempai, if your so smart, then you answer it." Gakuto crossed his eyes, thinking.

"Well, I sure as hell wouldn't waste my time colledcting stones and spelling SOS out on the sand, if that's what your thinking." Shishido said, poking his friend in the shoulder. Gakuto scowled, smacking the offending hand away.

"I wasn't!"

"Oh, you weren't thinking? My bad."

"Ryou, you-" Oshitari covered the red-head's mouth before he could say anything, sighing.

"Please just get on with the game." He said, smirking when he saw Choutarou twitch slightly.

"Okay. Akutagawa-sa-" Hiyoshi stopped, frowning. "He's sleeping."

True enough, Jirou sat there, head hung low, snoring away while the others watched. "Anyone else?"

"What would you be doing on a deserted island in the first place." Atobe pointed out, causing Hiyoshi to frown again.

"Don't try to add logic to my brother's riddles, Atobe-buchou, just answer it." He said, smirking when he saw his captain's eye twitch.

"You build a raft out of trees, obviously." Shishido said, picking at his food. Somehow, whenever they had these lunchtime discussions, the team seemed to just lose their appetites. "I mean, there are trees right?"

"But how would you get them down? How would you carry them aaaall the way to the ocean, and how would you tie them together? And we're seen what happens to people who do those in anime, and it doesn't exactly work out for them." Hiyoshi said, taking a sip of his drink. Shishido frowned, realising he was right. "Come on, this one is really easy! Why can't the sempai can't answer it?" Hiyoshi whined. "Kabaji, do you know?"

The large boy shook his head from his seat between his captain and friend. The team had learned that, after many arguements and failed mediating, that it was best not to let Atobe and Hiyoshi sit next to each other. Or across from each other, as that had resulted in the two kicking each other over and over. The settled with placing Kabaji in between them, as neither would do anything to try to get by him. Unless they were having a good day.

Choutarou sighed, pushing his tray away. "You go back on the boat you came on, right?" Hiyoshi clapped his hands, smiling that infuriatingly sweet smile he used to get one people's nerves. Choutarou sighed again, shaking his head. "Honestly, you two are bother the same."

"It's a family thing."

Gakuto stared at him. "Boat? But you said-"

"I said you were on a deserted island. I never said you were stuck." Hiyoshi said, shrugging his shoulders. "Don't assume too much sempai."

Atobe shook his head. "If that's what your brother thought of, I'd hate to hear the one's you've done." Hiyoshi rolled his eyes at the silver-haired male.

"Buchou, if I was half as good as my brother, you'd have kicked me off the team just for being such a troll."

"I might just take you up on that."

Hiyoshi ignored him, turning to look at Gakuto. "And sempai, I never said you were alone either. It was a tour."

Gakuto through a book at him.

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"... I'll teleport."

"You can't, Choutarou already did that."

"Please leave me out of your family disputes."

Hiyoshi looked at the phone that lay in the middle of the table.

"You already answered, give someone else a chance."

"Not that I wanted to." Choutarou said, the phone blinking. Hiyoshi looked back at his brother, awaiting his answer.

"I'll dig a hole!" He said, slamming a fist on the table. Hiyoshi blinked.

"There's concrete and iron under the dirt. You won't get very far." He said with a straight face.

"Why the hell is there iron in a cave?"

"Watari-nii-san, I think a better question would be; why is there a boulder in and iron cave?" Watari looked at the phone, eyebrows raised. "I think I know Wakashi a little too well."

"Then I'll... use crush claw."

"Your not a Pokemon."

"High jump kick."

"Sorry, Aniki, you got crushed."

"Dammit!"

Hiyoshi watched in silent glee as his brother fumed, and was almost glad he had joined Shinji after school to come up with unreasonable word games. He truly was a genius, and Hiyoshi made a note to buy the other boy as much ice cream as he wanted next time.

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A/N: So there you have it. That last one was actually the second one I asked my friend, right after "there's a giant snake coming after you, what do you do?" Turns out it was a troll snake a dropped him on his head. Poor guy. Anyways, that really was how part of the conversation turned out, and I tried to keep it as similar as possible. The whole tour thing was really just a way to annoy him, and it worked out perfectly here. Luckily, Hiyoshi is weird enough to randomly bring up these kinds of topics, as seen in many of my other fics and chapters. And for those of you who are waiting for the next chapter of Unseal and the last chapter of Underground Rainbow, please be patient with me, as I'm not the most efficient person. Although I have been incredibly bored these past few days, so we might see some real updates. Might.

Also, as of today all my fanfiction material has been moved to my new mickey mouse flashdrive. Horaaay, no more worries about losing important files.