No No 22: (hums a melody) Hashidi na se! Hashidi na se! Sora taka tu! Hato kasalshi! Garani momi te nai, nami ta mo arukede toeeee! Oi katate-
Naruto: OMFG! (...)
No No 22 and Sasuke: (...)
Naruto: I LOVE THIS SONG! Kate nai kono u mioko edestign ashini yukoi yo!
No No 22: Stade moi nada mi tsuseda deda esteka ido kitekiwo!
Naruto: St-
Sasuke: ENOUGH SINGING!
Naruto and No No 22: (...) Dang! Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Sasuke: Hn.
No No 22: Yeah...so...do you know what my dream job is?
Naruto: Well Sasuke and I checked your reviews and one of them said novelist/author/writer/publisher, basically they're the same thing and so we're going to go with that.
No No 22: Very good! One of my dream jobs is to be a novelist/author/writer/publisher. Cookies for you. (throws a cookie to Naruto and Sasuke)
Naruto: Another (munch) review said (munch) that you want to be (munch) one of those people that sing in (munch) the Meat Meaty comercials...
No No 22: ...Er no...that isn't it...
Sasuke: (munch) Someone else said (munch, munch) that you wanted to run a(munch) SasuNaru webring. (munch)
No No 22: Hmmmm. I've never thought of that...Make that three dream jobs! I like the idea of running a SasuNaru webring! Cookies! (throws another cookies to Sasuke and Naruto)
Naruto: (munch) What about a psychiatrist?
No No 22: Not quite...
Sasuke: Our (munch, munch) other guess that we came up with.
Naruto: By ourselves! (munch, munch, swallow)
Sasuke: Yeah, by ourselves. (munch) Is doctor or veterinarian. (swallow)
No No 22: (gasp) OMFG you guessed it! Doctor is my second dream job! Two more cookies for you! (throws two more cookies at Naruto and Sasuke)
Naruto and Sasuke: HA! (munch) Told you we could do it! (munch, munch, swallow) Yeah! (does a high five and hugs)
No No 22: (...) Ano...(giggles and watches Naruto and Sasuke seperate) Anyways, here's chapter three! Oh! Before you read I want you to know that I mixed up the ages! Sasuke's 7, Naruto's 6, and Itachi's 13. Okay now you can read. Enjoy!
Chapter Three
Tragedy Ruins Everything
"Hurry Naruto! We're going to be late!" Sasuke yelled as he ran through his village towards the ninja academy, with little Naruto rinning behind him.
"I'm going, I'm going!" Naruto yelled back. Naruto and the Uchihas' have been living together for a month now, and they became really close. Even Fugaku warmed up to Naruto and defends him when Naruto joins him for a walk through the village. Sasuke and Naruto, though, were unseperaptable. Where ever Naruto is, Sasuke is by his side, and where ever Sasuke is, Naruto is right there with him. Now back to the present...Sasuke and Naruto were runnig late for school and as usual, Naruto was on the slow side. Sasuke stopped and waited for Naruto to catch up before he grabbed his hand and dragged him along.
"How come you're so slow, dobe?" Sasuke said.
"Hey it's morning and I haven't waken up completely," Naruto said. (N/N True.)
"Well wake up faster," Sasuke said. (S/N Yeah.) (N/N Shut-up!)
"Hmph," Naruto pouted, trying to run faster. 10 minutes later, Sasuke and Naruto were sitting at their desk, out of breath and red in the face.
"Hi Sasuke-kun!" came several voices. Both boys looked up to see Sasuke's fan club in front of them. Sasuke groaned and laid his head on the desk; banged it to be exact. Before anything else colud have happened, the girls were all over Sasuke.
"Sasuke-kun is mine Ino-pig!" Sakura yelled at her blonde friend.
"No he's mine!" Ino yelled back.
"Please... Leave Sasuke alone," Naruto said breathlessly and weakly. The girls glared at him angrily. Usually Naruto would back off when he saw the dangerous glares, but he was so dizzy and his vision was blurry, he didn't see the glares. He took a step forward and tried to pull off Sakura from Sasuke, but Sakura shoved him off. Naruto fell to the ground with a sickning thud, but the girls didn't notice, nor did anyone else. Naruto laid on the ground with his eyes closed and panting.
'I have to get up,' Naruto thought. He then tried to get up but fell to the ground. Sweat covered his face and body, and his breathing became faster. Naruto felt like the air was being sucked out of him. He wasn't able to breath properly. 'I can't...breath.'
"Sasuke..." Naruto said before he became limp. Hearing Naruto call his name, Sasuke managed to look over all the mess he had in front of him and saw Naruto's lifeless body. Sasuke's heart skipped a beat and his eyes became wide in fear.
"Naruto...NARUTO!" Sasuke said, pushing the girls away, ignoring their whimpers, and crouched down by Naruto's side. The room became really quiet as Sasuke grabbed Naruto's wrist to check his pulse.
'Please be alive. Please. You have to be,' Sasuke said as he got no pulse. (S/N YOU MADE NARUTO DIE!) (A/N Y-yeah, b-but don't worry I-AAAAAAAAHHH) (S/N COME BACK HERE!) (A/N OMFG Sasuke what are you doing!? Aaah! Get that baseball bat awa-No No 22 was diconnected) (N/N OMFG! No No-chan! Sasuke don't kill her! Without her there's no story! Sasuke...why are you looking at me like that!? SA-(Naruto was disconnected.) (S/N Buwahahahaha cough,cough haha!) evil music plays
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One hour later
(A/N & N/N AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH) (S/N SHUT-UP!) (A/N OMFG! THE STORY!) (...) (S/N So.) (A/N WHAT DO YOU MEAN SO!? THE STORY ISN'T GOING! AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! UCHIHA SASUKE...you are dead!) (S/N No No-chan w-what are you doing?) (N/N RUN FOR YOUR LIFE SASUKE!) (A/N NO ONE RUINS MY STORY!) (S/N OMFG! AAAAAAAAHHHH-(Sasuke was disconnected
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Ten minutes later
(A/N What did we all learn from this expirience.) (S/N & N/N N-never ruin y-your s-story.) (A/N Good boys...Sorry about this readers. Blame Sasuke for going psycho. Anyways, on with the story.)
'Please be alive. Please. You have to be,' Sasuke said as he got no pulse.His heart was sinking, and tears started to crawl down Sasuke's face. After a few moments of silent, everyone started to panic. Sasuke stared at Naruto's pale face, ignoring the shouts if his name, as more and more tears came puring down. 'Naruto...'
Sasuke was focused on Naruto's face and only Naruto's face. He ignored the even more shouts that were sent at him. He didn't care what was going on around him, all what mattered to him was Naruto.
"It's all my f-fault," Sasuke choked. "I d-didn't even noticed if you had h-health problems. I p-promised I would protect y-you. P-protect you u-until I die, b-but...I'm st-still alive while you're...dead!"
Sasuke then buried his face in Naruto's chest, as tears rolled down his face faster and shook all over.
N-Naruto!" Sasuke whispered in a choked voice, as he continued to cry.
Bu-dum.
Sasuke stopped crying and froze as he listened closely, hoping he had heard what he thought he heard.
Bu-dum.
Sasuke raised his tear stained face up and looked Naruto's face.
Bu-dum.
"Naruto?" Sasuke whispered. Naruto's eyes slowly fluttered open and slowly turned to look at Sasuke. Naruto frowned slightly and laid a hand on Sasuke's cheek, and whipped the tears away.
"You shouldn't cry teme," Naruto said. Sasuke stared at Naruto for a moment before more tears poured down his face.
"Baka," Sasuke said, pulling Naruto into an embrace. Naruto smiled gently and rested his head on Sasuke's shoulder. After a moment, they broke away. Sasuke laid a hand on Naruto's forehead; it was flaming hot! Sasuke frowned worriedly and pulled Naruto to his feet, letting the blonde use him as support. "Let's get you home. You have a high-fever."
"But what about school?" Naruto said weakly.
"If we don't get rid of that fever, you might not ever come back to school," Sasuke said worriedly. "And I don't want that to happen."
Naruto looked at him with weak eyes for a moment, before he nodded.
"Okay lets go," Sasuke said.
"But Sasuke-kun!" the girls all whined.
"You're going to miss school!" Sakura complained.
"Yeah! What will Sago-sensei say," Ino said. (S/N W-who's Sago-sensei?) (N/N Beats m-me.) (A/N It's just someone I made up.)
"Let him say whatever he wants. I'm taking Naruto home before anything else happens," Sasuke said, walking towards the door with Naruto.
"But-
BAM!
Sasuke slammed the door, cutting the girls short. Sasuke sighed in relief.
"Finally, some peace and quiet," Sasuke said. Naruto laughed slightly before he became unconsious. Sasuke smiled at him and started walking out of the ninja academy as fast as he can.
No No 22: Okay, so I'm done with chapter three. Yay! Now I have a feeling you readers are thinking 'why the hell did you make the chapter so short!?' Well the reason is simple. I need to wait for Sasuke to be a bit more mature. I'm pretty sure you're thinking right now, 'Oh...but when the hell are you going to make Naruto and Sasuke do kissy-kissy and have a lemon!?' That will start as soon as they turn 12, which is in either 5th, 6th, or 7th chapter, I'm not sure...
Naruto: Er N-No No-chan?
No No 22: Yes?
Naruto: ...Are you still pissed?
No No 22: ...Sort of.
Sasuke: Sorry.
No No 22: (smiles) Sasuke, Sasuke...(sigh) You have to learn to control yourself. If you don't, I won't let you read the story.
Sasuke: (pales) You can't do that to me.
No No 22: Yes I can. You want me to prove it?
Sasuke: NO!
No No 22: Then learn how to control yourself!
Sasuke: Okay...
No No 22: Good. Now people, if you want to know what happened to Naruto...i want at least 10 reviews!
Naruto: yeah...well then... Until next time I guess.
