Fairy Tale: Goldylocks and the Three Bears
Rated: K+
Cast: Luffy, Sanji, Zoro, and Chopper
A/N: So I read over the original story to make sure I didn't miss anything, and I realised that Goldylocks seems like a ditz, since she walked into a stranger's house, ate their food, broke thier chair, and slept in their bed. So I decided to over exagerate it in this parody! Enjoy!
Once Upon a Timeā¦
One day, Luffy decided to frolic through the forest for no apparent reason. He came upon a small cottage and out of curiosity, approached the door and knocked on it.
No one seemed to be home. So, being a very impolite person, Luffy busted the door down and looked inside.
Suddenly his stomach growled and he sniffed the air, "Smells like someone was cooking!"
He approached the dining room table and noticed there were three random bowls of porridge sitting in a row.
Luffy tried one bowl and yelled, "Ouch this is too hot!"
He ate the porridge anyways.
Then he moved on to the next bowl and took a bite, "This is freaking frozen!"
He ate it anyways.
The last bowl of porridge was at a perfect temperature.
After rudely swallowing food that was not his, Luffy yawned and decided to go lounge in some stranger's chair.
He sat in one and disappeared inside the cushion, "This one is too cushy," Luffy exclaimed, wrenching himself from the couch's death grip.
He sat in another couch, but it wouldn't stop creaking. "This couch is too noisy."
So he sat in the last mini kid's chair that he barely managed to fit his butt into. "Ahh, even though I am way too big for this, it just feels right," But as he just started to relax in the chair, it broke in half.
Even though Luffy had just broken someone else's property without any reason, he went upstairs to do some more snooping.
He came across a large bedroom which contained three different beds. He suddenly had the urge to sleep, so he tried the one closest to him first. "This bed has springs sticking out of it."
So he moved on to the next one, "What the hell? This one has random pictures of women under the pillow!"
So he went to sleep in the very small bed that should have been the least comfortable.
Later that day while Luffy was sleeping, the three strangers who actually lived in the house came to their door.
"Okay who forgot to shut the door before we left?" Zoro-bear glared at Sanji-bear.
"Its obvious someone broke in shitty-bear!" Sanji-bear yelled.
Chopper-bear walked inside and noticed the three odd-temperature bowls of porridge were eaten.
"Who ate all of our porridge! And I'm not a bear! I'm a reindeer!" Chopper-bear pointed out.
Sanji-bear growled, "I worked hard on that so I could give it to Nami-Swan and Robin-Swan."
Then Chopper-bear looked into the living room and began to cry.
"Oi, what's wrong Chopper?" Zoro-bear asked while trying to comfort the small bear-reindeer.
"Someone broke my special chair!" Chopper-bear sobbed.
Sanji-bear heard loud snoring coming from upstairs. He grabbed the emergency pitchfork and motioned for Zoro-bear to come with him.
They entered their bedroom and watched Luffy snore loudly, feet dangling over the end of the small bed.
Sanji-bear poked Luffy awake with his pitchfork. "Ouch that hurts," Luffy exclaimed.
He stared at the bears with horror and ran out of the cottage, never to return again, or to apologize for the destruction of their property.
The End.
A/N: Yes I made Sanji say "Robin-swan" on purpose. Why? Cuz their swans! Reviews are greatly appreciated!
