Nursery Rhyme: Humpty Dumpty
Rated: K+
Cast: The Crew
A/N: Yes, this one happens to be a bit cracky (ahh that word again) as well. Enjoy!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall…
"Oi, I think I can see our ship from here," Luffy called down to his crew, standing on the edge of one of the Seven Wonders of the World.
"Luffy, get off the great wall of China before you break it!" Nami called up to him.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...
Up so high, there was a large gust of wind that messed up Luffy's balance.
He waved his arms wildly to try to keep his feet on the stone, but his footing betrayed him and he fell of the edge.
He turned in midair and stretched his arm to catch himself, but his grasp fell short of a few inches.
Luffy landed with a loud thud onto the ground below.
"Luffy!" everyone cried in unison. They ran toward their captain.
Chopper placed an ear on his Luffy's chest, "He doesn't have a heart beat!"
All the king's horses and all the king's men…
Suddenly Luffy came to, "Do I even have any horses?"
"You're okay!" Chopper squealed in delight.
Then Luffy died again.
Couldn't put Humpty together again...
"What just happened?" Zoro bellowed.
"Chopper, Fix him!" Usopp cried.
Tears ran down Chopper's cheeks, "He died on impact, I can't save him."
"But he just spoke!" Sanji said.
Luffy awoke again, "I'm just kidding guys, April Fools!" He joked.
"It's not April Fool's Day!" Everyone roared and hit their captain.
A/N: I was a wimp today so I decided to not make this a death drabble, and it would be weird to write a death/parody fic. right? Reviews are appreciated!
Happy Memorial Day!
