"Mother fuckin'- damned puppet..." Kakuzu continued to ignore Hidan's grumbling as they made their way to the living room from the artists' room.
Sasori had managed to find the antidote but it needed to be injected. This did not bode well with little Hidan. He had freaked out, trying to run from the room; the last time he saw a needle was with Orochimaru. Kakuzu tied him down long enough for Sasori to pass the syringe to him before pulling Deidara's hair from the toddler's unkind hands.
Hidan paused on the stairs, wincing. Kakuzu noticed and looked back, restraining the urge to laugh. He was rubbing his sore lower cheek.
"Can't believe you, fucker... stabbing my ass then claiming it for yourself the second I was back to normal!" He seethed accusingly.
"Admit you loved it." Kakuzu smirked, heading for the living room once more.
"... I hate you, fuck face." Hidan grumbled, running back to his side.
"I love you too, Hidan." Kakuzu rolled his eyes, ruffling Hidan's hair just as they reached the others.
"About time." Itachi gave the two a bored look.
"We're surprised you can still walk, hm, Hidan." Deidara blinked as Hidan joined him on the sofa, his cheeks a slight pink.
"Same to you, bitch." Hidan snapped in recovery.
"How can you two sleep at night?" Sasori asked Kisame and Itachi; they had been living with the immortals before them.
"Their own screams drown us out." Kakuzu relished watching Itachi spit out his tea then scowled in a playful manner, "You're lucky we don't have carpets."
"Bastard." five simultaneous insults towards the miser.
"I wonder why Orochimaru had an interest in my partner anyways..." Kakuzu ignored their insult.
"It's a shame Hidan only remembers his time alone with Kakuzu." Sasori accused.
"Shame you don't have a dick." Hidan mumbled under his breath, earning a whack from Deidara.
"Well, isn't Orochimaru all about 'immortality', Sasori-danna, hm?" Hidan nursed his head while glaring at the blond.
"Yes, he..." Itachi paused when everyone's expressions showed a look reading, 'It-was-so-obvious'.
"How did he manage to find out about Hidan though?" Kisame asked.
"I'm fucking awesome, that's how!"
"I liked him better as a toddler..." Sasori grumbled.
"If that was the case, Kakuzu would be unbearable to be around." Kisame laughter cut off at the dangerous glint Kakuzu had in his eye.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Hidan asked dumbly.
"A sex-deprived ninety one year old man with five hearts is one to fear." Itachi stated bluntly.
"..."
"Just saying..." Itachi crossed his arms and legs, leaning into the back of the sofa.
"Anyways... what are we going to do with Orochimaru, hm?"
"Hidan is full grown, he should be fine so long as Kakuzu sticks around." Sasori dismissed.
"Alright then... who's turn to make dinner?"
Crap ending but eh... Hope you liked it. Now I have to return to the MPreg and, if you like Chibi!Hidan, I have another AU coming up with toddler Akatsuki.
